Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The "tits and udder" shit is proof if proof be needed that Kevin does absolutely nothing at the tranch. Tits and udders are literally the same structure in different animals you retard. He lives with (and probably smells like) livestock, how the fuck doesn't he know this?

I'm sure he knows, but anatomy has never been the strong-suit of furries. Aesthetics and fetish-fulfillment are what matter most. Even if you end up repeating yourself, insofar as anatomical similarities are concerned.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The "tits and udder" shit is proof if proof be needed that Kevin does absolutely nothing at the tranch. Tits and udders are literally the same structure in different animals you retard. He lives with (and probably smells like) livestock, how the fuck doesn't he know this?

It's also possible that he does know, but his coom sense overwhelmed whatever last bit of intelligence is rattling around in his brain.

 

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Remember this?
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Seems like he's picked a winner:
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Spoiler: goat milk themed cyber orgy!

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I like how the party ended with Kev making yet another futile attempt to feel sexual pleasure and Luis being too hungry to care:
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I thought so, but wasn't sure. Edit:
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Having no respect for interpersonal boundaries is fundamental to the TQ+ identity. We already knew, but it's nice to see that Kev is also aware:
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And Wedge is still basking in all the medical attention he recently received, likely also on painkillers, and just having a great day:
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lol me too

Munching out:
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Spoiler: very special care for a very special boy

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Some D-list pop singer came out as being not like other girls. Wedge shares his incorrect opinions about fat people, the great nation of Israel, and humor:
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"I'm sexually invested in drugs and BDSM but anesthesia and hospital straps give me a panic attack."

 

[AngryTreeRat]

"I'm sexually invested in drugs and BDSM but anesthesia and hospital straps give me a panic attack."

The anesthesia I can understand. The straps... That's barely more than softcore bondage.

 

[Sarah Connor]

All that useless video game tat is depressing. I don’t even know what Amiibos even do. I am one to appreciate figurines you can paint or those highly articulate Japanese action figures, but those Undertale Amiibos are absolute shit.

amiibos are usually meant for connecting the NFC chip inside to super smash bros., but AFAIK kevin doesn't play anything besides overwatch and world of warcraft, so him collecting amiibos is useless. I often wonder how much money Kev has spent on useless junk (i.e figures, transformers, other toys) and where that money could've gone instead. a boob job? facial feminization surgery? that experimental vocal chord surgery to make him sound like a true and honest woman?
it just further proves that Kevin doesn't care about presenting as a woman, he just wants to coom and consoom.

 

[Law]

a boob job? facial feminization surgery? that experimental vocal chord surgery to make him sound like a true and honest woman?

A lace front wig?
College?
A driver's license?

 

[Sarah Connor]

A lace front wig?
College?
A driver's license?

his own apartment? (he was bitching about "having no space")
a fancy display case for all his toys?
revision surgery for the amhole?

needless to say, Kevin will spend his money on everything except things that, y'know, make sense. instead, he spends it all on toys, porn, video games, and occasionally flying the clown hooker out to him when he's earned enough good boy points. Sad!

 

[Trianon]

Yesterday was Mr Harlequin's birthday. Today is his "facial feminization surgery".
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Sometimes therapists just aren't a good fit, but it should send up alarm bells if none of the "concepts" you base your life around are recognized by licensed professionals. It just shows you're committed to these concepts that you picked up from the internet and won't hear commonsense, widely applicable advice like, "Some of this sounds like an elaborate system you've put in place so everyone has to change their behavior but you." You know, something a good therapist would say.

 

[Law]

You know, something a good therapist would say

"Ok, so you became a clown prostitute. How did that make you feel?"

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Behold, a completely normal 30-ish man's completely normal pile of completely normal action figures.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1395135467931246593

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That can't be his. He stole it.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Imagine being on the medical team
about to perform a totally necessary ball removal surgery on an unstable clown prostitute. You wheel him into the OR and offer to give him gas first thing, since he can’t even handle getting an IV put into his arm. As you put the mask over his face, you are assaulted with howling, screeching , crying screams to stop from a full grown adult. Most likely coupled with retard-strength thrashing and flailing.

Perhaps his interpreter is actually a tard wrangler? Those balls couldn’t get chopped fast enough.

 

[Zarkov]

Imagine being on the medical team
about to perform a totally necessary ball removal surgery on an unstable clown prostitute. You wheel him into the OR and offer to give him gas first thing, since he can’t even handle getting an IV put into his arm. As you put the mask over his face, you are assaulted with howling, screeching , crying screams to stop from a full grown adult. Most likely coupled with retard-strength thrashing and flailing.

Perhaps his interpreter is actually a tard wrangler? Those balls couldn’t get chopped fast enough.

Years and years of studies to become a surgeon and this is what you end up doing. What an utterly thankless job.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Maybe the surgeon saw the ability to take Wedge out of the gene pool as worth dealing with the likely entirely faked fit.

 

[Trianon]

Imagine being on the medical team
about to perform a totally necessary ball removal surgery on an unstable clown prostitute. You wheel him into the OR and offer to give him gas first thing, since he can’t even handle getting an IV put into his arm. As you put the mask over his face, you are assaulted with howling, screeching , crying screams to stop from a full grown adult. Most likely coupled with retard-strength thrashing and flailing.

Perhaps his interpreter is actually a tard wrangler? Those balls couldn’t get chopped fast enough.

FOR REAL. And in the new surgery, he was ordering them all to leave and asking to hold his own mask to avoid a panic attack. As he said, you are out in 10 seconds with anesthesia, there's no TIME to even get flipped out. The few times I've had it, they asked to me to count backwards from 10, and I didn't even make it to 7.

The Valium was a good move, though. Bravo, medical team.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Imagine being on the medical team
about to perform a totally necessary ball removal surgery on an unstable clown prostitute. You wheel him into the OR and offer to give him gas first thing, since he can’t even handle getting an IV put into his arm. As you put the mask over his face, you are assaulted with howling, screeching , crying screams to stop from a full grown adult. Most likely coupled with retard-strength thrashing and flailing.

Perhaps his interpreter is actually a tard wrangler? Those balls couldn’t get chopped fast enough.

I don't really have much sympathy with medical professionals who castrate a man without medical necessity.
They are shitting on the profession by doing whatever crazy people want from them, it is only just that they have to deal with them chimping out too.
If you want to have that retard buck, you have to deal with the retard.

 

[Lubby Smith]

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[White Devil]

That hoody is actually cool aesthetically, just not on Kevin's lumpy, fat unattractive man body.

His hairline goes further back every time we see a new picture. It's like watching it recede in real time.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

Surprisingly wrinkle-free today, however the lighting that hid the wrinkles is accentuating the pockmarks everywhere.

Some prime wrinkle real estate right here, though.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

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That has to be both the gaudiest and most disgusting piece of clothing I've ever seen.

 

[glass_houses]

That has to be both the gaudiest and most disgusting piece of clothing I've ever seen.

What, haven't you seen the Glitter and Lazers thread?