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Holy fucking shit... so much shit has happened the last few days and so much juicy content has been produced, it's gonna be hard to give my shitty two cents about them but I'm gonna try.

First, really fucking surprised that Our Overlord has decided to use DSP as a hill to die on in regards to online free speech issues. I guess the inability to use the word nigger without any impediment all over the internet is really ruffling some feathers. Weirdly enough, this dialogue is happening within the context of a mythical internet past... the internet was never as friendly of a place that people made it seem, even in its inception; it's always been corporatized, monitored as fuck. It's just that the power certain corporations (that should be treated as public utilities) have amassed has become a major issue. I agree that corporate power regarding online censorship and the militarization that has happened on the internet is definitely worrying but using fucking DSP as a hallmark case as to why Twitch did a First Amendment No-No is really fucking weird. Not only are all partnered Twitch streamers essentially function as 1099 employees when streaming on that specific platform, they are bound by a contract. When money is involved and you're dealing with an imbalanced corporate power narrative, the "little guy" is always going to be on the losing side. Ironically enough, Josh's words would have a lot more weight if these forums themselves were an actual paragon of free speech absolutism. This isn't 8chan/ 8kun and if I start posting Nazi Propaganda, it's quickly going to be taken down. (Please don't move my post @actually, I swear I'm going to touching on the real autistic issues now).

Aside from the weird free speech sperg out, the juiciest news have to be why the pig was yeeted off Twitch. Who'd have thought that acting like a complete toxic shithead for over half-a-decade would actually have repercussions? Dark's inability to accept why he was booted off the platform truly defines his ancient way of thinking: because a dude that doesn't even work there anymore told him years ago that acting like a complete fuckwad was okay, Twitch is wrong in their decision and everyone telling me otherwise is also wrong. Their ToS specifically mentions that insulting someone's mental state is considered a hateful slur. And guess what has becomes the pig's go-to insults when he wants to shit on people? Mentally ill nudnik. Go see a doctor, you're sick. Detractors are sick fucks who have mental problems. Retarrrrrr.... The list goes on and on. We also have the use of the word faggot and some other juicy gamer words that are well documented and have been plastered all over the internet for years.

But for some reason, according to Dark, all of the aforementioned documented and easily accessible evidence is inadmissible because DSP believes that since he's claimed to become a different and more enlightened individual, everything that could be proven otherwise simply makes it invalid. I've been saying it for months but years of seclusion away from other human beings have prevented DSP to understand why certain decisions are made that would impact him because he doesn't understand people's perception of him when it goes against the Cult Leader narrative he peddles to his army of wheelchairs. Turns out that shielding yourself into a tiny, miserable Teflon bubble to wrangle shekels from retards make it impossible for you to understand that Twitch is a corporation made of people (the complex organic beings Phil is deathly afraid of) who work to constantly change their policies and culture. It's not even a secret that Twitch has turned into a troon-friendly factory that has made it its corporate mission statement to stamp out online hatred... what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

Now that he's off his obviously preferred platform, he did what he does best: burned all bridges to potentially make it impossible for him to go back to the better and more lucrative streaming platform. The YT chat experience is miserable. I assume quite a few paypigs might not stick around as long as he might think they will. Disregarding Twitch chat culture, emotes, accessibility to buy cheers, and donating a free Prime sub is going to hurt his bottom line in the long run. He is completely disregarding his viewer's overall streaming and cahtting experience because it is something that doesn't impact him in any way. Remember for Phil, the streams completely center around him. He's having fun but the game is boring as fuck to watch and the chat experience is miserable? Doesn't fucking matter because he's having a great time. Most people who spend time in DSP's chat are not fans... they're weirdly ironic trolls who spent an inordinate amount of time on Twitch. And there's no reason to follow DSP on YT when you can just hop around much more easily to other streams on Twitch. Once the bonanza of free money inevitably dwindles because this $400/ day requirement is completely unsustainable, we're going to get some of the best DSP content we've had in years.

The man is terrified. He is stressed. His future has never been as uncertain as it is now -- even more so than losing his partnership from Machinima and Curse. He lost the ability to monetize his channel on a much more popular, reliable, and profitable streaming platform. The underlying (almost overt to a certain extent) statement from his departnering is that DSP is not advertiser-friendly unless he regulates his behavior. That was the message Twitch sent him, that he's simply not marketable. A lack of human interaction will prevent him from ever changing. Phil will inevitably get banned from YT as advertisers once again get spooked due to whatever dumb fucking reason and YT will eventually enforce more draconian policies. The only thing that Dark has on his side is time due to YT's massive size and the millions of users it has to police. But as we've seen from Twitch, a culture change is inevitable and he will get fucked over.
 
Can someone recommend me a light weight way to clip youtube and a as free as possible video editing software that doesn't need 4 tb a video?

I'll just do the fucking thing myself because honestly the idea won't leave me alone. Best case I get bored and stop caring, worst case you all get to enjoy an autistic catalog of why nobody should ever sign a contract with Phil.

Nobody really does 'laugh at Phil' videos so it should be fun if I can make it workable, at least compared to a-log EXPOSED shit or nine hour tihydp of Phil staring at his chat.

Also if anyone knows any particularly obscure bridges burnt (more so than Laveria, god damn that feels years ago) hit me up in PMs to not derail us enjoying Phil yell at clouds for money.
OBS and either kdenlive, shotcut or davinci resolve.

There is blender as well but its a bit weird for a video editor.
 
Can someone recommend me a light weight way to clip youtube and a as free as possible video editing software that doesn't need 4 tb a video?

I'll just do the fucking thing myself because honestly the idea won't leave me alone. Best case I get bored and stop caring, worst case you all get to enjoy an autistic catalog of why nobody should ever sign a contract with Phil.

Nobody really does 'laugh at Phil' videos so it should be fun if I can make it workable, at least compared to a-log EXPOSED shit or nine hour tihydp of Phil staring at his chat.

Also if anyone knows any particularly obscure bridges burnt (more so than Laveria, god damn that feels years ago) hit me up in PMs to not derail us enjoying Phil yell at clouds for money.
DaVinici Resolve is a free editing program I use right now, it's been solid for me so far but I'm still starting out with it. Great effects, easy editing flow. Might be overkill though. If you're just looking to do audio I couldn't recommend Audacity more, great free program that even pros use.
 
Is DSP going to make Kentaro Miura's death all about himself? Or is one of the most famous and beloved mangaka who ever lived not famous enough for him to clout chase?

he has no idea who that is.

Holy fucking shit... so much shit has happened the last few days and so much juicy content has been produced, it's gonna be hard to give my shitty two cents about them but I'm gonna try.

First, really fucking surprised that Our Overlord has decided to use DSP as a hill to die on in regards to online free speech issues. I guess the inability to use the word nigger without any impediment all over the internet is really ruffling some feathers. Weirdly enough, this dialogue is happening within the context of a mythical internet past... the internet was never as friendly of a place that people made it seem, even in its inception; it's always been corporatized, monitored as fuck. It's just that the power certain corporations (that should be treated as public utilities) have amassed has become a major issue. I agree that corporate power regarding online censorship and the militarization that has happened on the internet is definitely worrying but using fucking DSP as a hallmark case as to why Twitch did a First Amendment No-No is really fucking weird. Not only are all partnered Twitch streamers essentially function as 1099 employees when streaming on that specific platform, they are bound by a contract. When money is involved and you're dealing with an imbalanced corporate power narrative, the "little guy" is always going to be on the losing side. Ironically enough, Josh's words would have a lot more weight if these forums themselves were an actual paragon of free speech absolutism. This isn't 8chan/ 8kun and if I start posting Nazi Propaganda, it's quickly going to be taken down. (Please don't move my post @actually, I swear I'm going to touching on the real autistic issues now).

Aside from the weird free speech sperg out, the juiciest news have to be why the pig was yeeted off Twitch. Who'd have thought that acting like a complete toxic shithead for over half-a-decade would actually have repercussions? Dark's inability to accept why he was booted off the platform truly defines his ancient way of thinking: because a dude that doesn't even work there anymore told him years ago that acting like a complete fuckwad was okay, Twitch is wrong in their decision and everyone telling me otherwise is also wrong. Their ToS specifically mentions that insulting someone's mental state is considered a hateful slur. And guess what has becomes the pig's go-to insults when he wants to shit on people? Mentally ill nudnik. Go see a doctor, you're sick. Detractors are sick fucks who have mental problems. Retarrrrrr.... The list goes on and on. We also have the use of the word faggot and some other juicy gamer words that are well documented and have been plastered all over the internet for years.

But for some reason, according to Dark, all of the aforementioned documented and easily accessible evidence is inadmissible because DSP believes that since he's claimed to become a different and more enlightened individual, everything that could be proven otherwise simply makes it invalid. I've been saying it for months but years of seclusion away from other human beings have prevented DSP to understand why certain decisions are made that would impact him because he doesn't understand people's perception of him when it goes against the Cult Leader narrative he peddles to his army of wheelchairs. Turns out that shielding yourself into a tiny, miserable Teflon bubble to wrangle shekels from retards make it impossible for you to understand that Twitch is a corporation made of people (the complex organic beings Phil is deathly afraid of) who work to constantly change their policies and culture. It's not even a secret that Twitch has turned into a troon-friendly factory that has made it its corporate mission statement to stamp out online hatred... what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

Now that he's off his obviously preferred platform, he did what he does best: burned all bridges to potentially make it impossible for him to go back to the better and more lucrative streaming platform. The YT chat experience is miserable. I assume quite a few paypigs might not stick around as long as he might think they will. Disregarding Twitch chat culture, emotes, accessibility to buy cheers, and donating a free Prime sub is going to hurt his bottom line in the long run. He is completely disregarding his viewer's overall streaming and cahtting experience because it is something that doesn't impact him in any way. Remember for Phil, the streams completely center around him. He's having fun but the game is boring as fuck to watch and the chat experience is miserable? Doesn't fucking matter because he's having a great time. Most people who spend time in DSP's chat are not fans... they're weirdly ironic trolls who spent an inordinate amount of time on Twitch. And there's no reason to follow DSP on YT when you can just hop around much more easily to other streams on Twitch. Once the bonanza of free money inevitably dwindles because this $400/ day requirement is completely unsustainable, we're going to get some of the best DSP content we've had in years.

The man is terrified. He is stressed. His future has never been as uncertain as it is now -- even more so than losing his partnership from Machinima and Curse. He lost the ability to monetize his channel on a much more popular, reliable, and profitable streaming platform. The underlying (almost overt to a certain extent) statement from his departnering is that DSP is not advertiser-friendly unless he regulates his behavior. That was the message Twitch sent him, that he's simply not marketable. A lack of human interaction will prevent him from ever changing. Phil will inevitably get banned from YT as advertisers once again get spooked due to whatever dumb fucking reason and YT will eventually enforce more draconian policies. The only thing that Dark has on his side is time due to YT's massive size and the millions of users it has to police. But as we've seen from Twitch, a culture change is inevitable and he will get fucked over.

next time when your adderall kicks in make sure you are focusing on something other than phil!
 
Big ups to Microsoft for giving us this chill new emote.
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Yeah, Brandon is a complete fucking retard who unironically says that Phil is "kind" and wishes he could give Phil even moar munny than he already does.
I legit like SBM, yeah hes a fucking idiot for giving Phil money, at least the guy is legit nice unlike some of the other spastic tards who defend Phils bullshit.
 
All I gotta do is clip shit apart and put it together so it can't be too hard. Absolute WORST case I'll realize it needs minimal narration because motherfuckers don't remember what Machinima even is now a days.

I'm not sure if I wanna go through EVERY bridge because it'd be six hours. But laughing at Phil is funny so I might start with Best Buy.
I use VSDC for video editing you can get it for fre. though the converting of your video takes time if you have long videos unless you are willing to buy the upgrade
 
My favorite Super Blind Man moment was when he asked Phil, who was playing Sekiro, to switch the voice from Japanese to English so that he could understand and Phil fucking said no because he wanted the game to be as authentic as possible :story:
F me lol. I didn't see this but Dave must've been on auto or sipping the "water" that day. He knows SBM...its not like he was unaware of the blindness lol. Phil is entilted and a baby.
 
F me lol. I didn't see this but Dave must've been on auto or sipping the "water" that day. He knows SBM...its not like he was unaware of the blindness lol. Phil is entilted and a baby.
this was a day 1 view stream too. It's just DSP being an asshole, but after he saw super cuck man get a free PS5 from Sony, Phil has completely switched to pretending to being an advocate for accessibility
 
Philiam has such a masculine, booming voice that he absolutely must close the Doomsday Bunker lest Khet suffer auditory damage.
I would accuse him of being more worried about WHAT he says, but he doesn't seem to utter much in the way of stuff that would get a divorce saga going any time soon. Not in HIS marriage, anyway. We're dealing with very different parameters, here, clearly, so I don't think that's it.

I just chalk it up to being one of the many weird, incomprehensible, nonsensical quirks of Phil. Like when he (at least once I know of) apparently had to time his break in accordance with when Khet left for work, or how he can't go to the doctor's appointment he himself set up because Khet is home. What makes such things even harder to unravel is our knowledge of their marriage being a sham, so certain possibilities simply don't seem likely. For example, can you picture Khet requiring a goodbye kiss before she leaves for work? I can't. How long of a convo must they have before she takes off, if that's what's going on? It's equally hard to imagine her wanting to talk to Phil that much.
So does anyone have any theories on when and how Phil got his stroke?
I think it's his teeth and/or gums, based on how he looks when he eats his birthday cake. He's doing that because something is sensitive, and he's trying to avoid rubbing it with his lower lip.

That or his drinking is causing problems with his face.
My favorite Super Blind Man moment was when he asked Phil, who was playing Sekiro, to switch the voice from Japanese to English so that he could understand and Phil fucking said no because he wanted the game to be as authentic as possible :story:
Accessibility is great for games, but not for Phil's stream.

Does the pigroach EVER fail to be predictable in his shittiness? I've yet to see it. Even with the escort saga, he wasn't completely innocent, because he was still lying about shit. It just wasn't what was initially thought.
 
this was a day 1 view stream too. It's just DSP being an asshole, but after he saw super cuck man get a free PS5 from Sony, Phil has completely switched to pretending to being an advocate for accessibility
He never ceases to amaze me lol. I remember the PS5 cry lol. you said it and I replied to Goutburglar to that he is so scummy. He's full of himself and delusional. The Begging for pulls is great and have piece of mind that this is his life now lol...No plan B. He's what 3 years into his 10 year plan for his mom and no looking for jobs even. Edit: I like how he thinks he'll have a redemption arc too bringing up scrooged at one point lol.
 
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