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DSP sure has a problem with giving back to his fans in any way shape or form. All his viewers choice, marathons etc. Paid for all of these special events but if support stops once, he threatens to drop said game or games. Why even support him, he talks his way out of everything, yet he still gets enabled by whales. He needs to STFU for once and just do something nice for once for his fans but theres always a caveat.
 
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Hogan of the South said:
The new sub goals are just flat 100-200 dollar tips. It’s the best way to help him out and he always needs that money. Subs are old hat and straight tips and super chats are the way forward
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I agree Uma Hulkster but think he's always hated bits because he doesn't get them right away. Plus, He's a greedy guy so I think he'll continue the Tips help immediately and push his patreon while reminding viewers superchats are giving him 30% less revenue for his business dude lol. Edit: never mind apparently he is getting rid of it.....Uma Hulkster I fully agree lol. Things are moving fast. I still cannot get my head around the shear greed lol.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
KF really needs some sort of greed reaction sticker for e-begging and grifting of this magnitude, holy shit.
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I don't think there are and pieces of his mask left lol. He knows he needs to cash in now because that real jahb he gets in 7-8 years will not be pretty. I know idiots will always find a way to let Buddy DSP know they gots their monies and he will collect. Edit: I do think he"ll have to get a job sooner lol. I can't believe the 10 year plan for mom. that's embarrassing.
 
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Expectations. :story:

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Negative Damage said:
While its undoutbful that Phil's "skill" with SF2T has declined from where it was 15-20 yrs ago, I believe of more consequence is that the skill gap widened while Phil had long ago plateaued.

The strategies he employed to eke out a 4th place finish back then, likely wouldnt work for him if that tournament was replayed today with equally skilled players, even if he had 10 years more experience playing the game than them.

EvilAJ's Blanka, when he used to regularly show up in Phils lobbies, was a good example of how Phils playstyle is obsolete. Phil gets frustrated b/c his memorized flow charts/priorities have no answer. Its just like everything with Phil: he hates change and will stubbornly resist it until forced, and then hes left behind for far more talented ppl that arent frozen stiff by any departure from the routine.
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more or less. something that has stuck with me and I forget where it was said (likely an ask the king) but Phillbert has admitted SF2ST wasn't his main tournament game until really that 4th place "win", he has claimed to not be an "OG" stplayer himself despite playing the entirety of SF2 "day 1 in the arcades dood" but rather "the young guy" who picked it up later with his primary games being Marvel vs Capcom 1 and later 2, which he sucked ass at.
 
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UaineRunei said:
"I don't know if you guys are aware, but SuperBlindman is blind!" - BURNELL, Phil, 2021.

"I hope this event open the eyes of the people." - BURNELL, Dave, 2021.
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Someone needs to make a pig version of "Goofus and Gallant".

Puritan Phil respects his audience regardless of disability.

Degenerate Dave mocks the blind.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Expectations. :story:

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I do wanna see a Darksydephil tolerance training for Twitch. One that goes pain-stakingly into his life story, and how unfairly he's been treated by the helicopter company, Blip.tv, machinima, curse, laveria media, the entire state of Connecticut, the IRS, YouTube, big YouTubers, big Twitch Streamers, John Rambo and Howard, his ex girlfriend, and possibly his cat too. Also sneak in a portion that trains the potential twitch staff on how to give him money. Fuck it, everyone wronged him, and now the world has to pay. Just give Darksydephil the entire global GDP.
 
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So Phil regularly ignores chat after getting his fix, he's phasing out Patreon and telling people to stop sending Superberries. We're reaching a point where Phil won't be able to tolerate any sort of non-streaming employment... while also not proving to be cut out for modern streaming/branding. Always striving to make a bad situation impossible, DSP.

Tipped employees usually have way more stamina than Phil, so that rules out any tipped job, without even getting into his poor conception of customer service. Even if he did, Phil is the kind of fucker who would pocket tips even if the staff pools them. I can actually see that earning him his first ass-kicking. If he gets a "real adult" job at this point, I expect a public tantrum on the workspace when he learns he can't opt for a daily paycheck or that he'll be "in the hole" for two-to-four weeks before his first real paycheck.
 
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