DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[killuminati]

edit: I swear I've watched this before but I keep getting new information. Dave claims he worked at a bank? Dave has worked at a helicopter company, best buy, a bank, and like another place? Am I missing anything else?

He used to work at some place that sold smoothies and salads (or sandwiches?) if I recall correctly. Think he said that was his favorite job as well, oddly enough.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

its money

 

[Kumquatacus]

DSP just straight up said "You will pay" for his bills.

clip?

 

[NynchLiggers]

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Making a Phil merchant would imply he has a intelligence everyone knows the Goutlord lacks.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Next saga is going to be the Only Fans. Phil will snort, put on even more clothes, and even show us jasper every so often as long as you pledge. Hell. He might even try to sell his sauce recipes.

For 1000 dollars I will stroke my fat kitty on stream that I call Jasper.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Making a Phil merchant would imply he has a intelligence everyone knows the Goutlord lacks.

Phil is more like a very successful street beggar, i have no idea how the fuck is he able to spend all that money he gets.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil is more like a very successful street beggar

Phil's panhandling would put gypsy street beggars operating near train stations all over Eastern Europe to shame.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Phil's panhandling would put gypsy street beggars operating near train stations all over Eastern Europe to shame.

Phil doesn't have the nerve to pickpocket like the gypsies

 

[YokuNama]

Lost half his audience with the switch to Youtube but still demands double the tips.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Lost half his audience with the switch to Youtube but still demands double the tips.

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Maybe he will not be able to pigroach his way out this time?

 

[PieceofShet]

Lost half his audience with the switch to Youtube but still demands double the tips.

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When it only takes 1-2 people to hit the goal, it doenst matter for him.

 

[Esquilax]

Phil is more like a very successful street beggar, i have no idea how the fuck is he able to spend all that money he gets.

My dude, horses are extremely expensive.

 

[hundredthousand]

When it only takes 1-2 people to hit the goal, it doenst matter for him.

Exactly. He always gets 1 or 2 people each stream give 50-100+ and from the sum of everyone else, maybe like $30-40.

And it's the same names day after day; oroturtle, oic, merdok, etc. and their alts.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

If Phil really wants to get back onto Twitch he should add pronouns to his Twitter bio

 

[Negative Damage]

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Off topic, but I was noticing the character Duke who sells you shit in the new Resi Village, I think someone at Capcom did a fantastic job slipping this meme into the game.

The scene where hes introduced has him rubbing his hands together while he explains that hes but a "humble merchant".

He even makes it a point to mention how hes been kicked out of the lands he used to travel (the 109 countries meme) Also, his prices certainly dont help detract from the stereotype. Its subtle enough that it could be waved away as an accident (and in todays world, they could easily change the animation in an update if someone at corporate gets nervous and no one would even notice, like when news websites change headlines), but it seems so on-point that it couldnt just be a coincidence.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Random DSP info.

They were talking about dsp, his streaming habits, and his marathon stream for mass effect he did recently on that podcast moistcritikal does.

The Official Podcast #233: The Youtube Outlaw

Four close man friends gather around to get arrested.This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.GET UP TO $200 OFF ON ALL MATTRESS...

youtu.be

Edit: 28 minutes and 15 seconds is where it begins. Skip to that time and begin watching.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Does anyone have that video where Phil shows his dusty-ass consoles and gloats about how unkempt his space is? I looked on pigpig.go and couldn’t find anything.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Random DSP info.

They were talking about dsp, his streaming habits, and his marathon stream for mass effect he did recently on that podcast moistcritikal does.

The Official Podcast #233: The Youtube Outlaw

Four close man friends gather around to get arrested.This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.GET UP TO $200 OFF ON ALL MATTRESS...

youtu.be

Always sad to see young men signing their death warrants.

 

[Negative Damage]

When are we going to get to this stage:

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"My lifes been hard . . . it has."

Only if Khat one day went full blown detractor and shared a secretly recorded cell video where the poor piglet pours his greedy heart out to muh wife. Which would be a matter of time, but Phil married the wrong sister.

 

[SomeBoyo]

clip?