Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[High Tea]

In his defense I always did find it strange that NP2 collapsed immediately right after the simpspiracy. It is a little too convenient that the bank finally decided to part ways after the controversy. Maybe they were looking into the matter for awhile, but to make the decision literally after this mass controversy erupts smells a little like bullshit to me.

I definitely feel like there were some ops going on behind the scenes involving the anti-Dick coalition. I wouldn't be surprised if they were contacting people to get the service shut down. I would feel sympathy for the NP2 users, but Dick's actions over the past year have me now giving a cold shoulder to their situation.

Could have been as simple as he was asked to provide something to relieve their anxiety and he refused. They could have asked for a flushed out terms of service page but he wanted the joke to stay. Or for proof of income or income stability and he couldn't because the paperwork was off or most is in crypto.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

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A couple years ago I'd think he just wanted Kero on to rip into him, but I could honestly see him trying to sympathize with the dogfucker. If by some miracle it happens I hope Dick proves me wrong

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

A couple years ago I'd think he just wanted Kero on to rip into him, but I could honestly see him trying to sympathize with the dogfucker. If by some miracle it happens I hope Dick proves me wrong

"Fucking dogs is the most free speech thing you can do"

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

2. laundering is something that is done IN SMALL AMOUNTS no one launders in bulk unless they are brain dead.

Its really a mixture of the the two. What you are describing is generally just the first step of money laundering which is getting it in to the banking system and is most easily done in small amounts.

Step 2 is moving it around to make it harder to trace.

The final step is generally what Nick is describing, you make a large purchase then immediately sell it so if the police come knocking asking why you suddenly have 500k in your account, you just show them a receipt from the house or whatever you just sold.

Now, the final step can also be done by filtering that money in to a shell company and paying yourself with the "profits," but that is why i would say I don't believe Dick was laundering, the kickbacks he could receive from each person were entirely optional and publicly visible, with the ones i saw opting to pass nothing at all to Dick.

 

[Berrakh]

I rate about as surprising as one day finding him defending dog fighting or cruelty to animals.

Damn, I didn't realize I could bring my will into existence like this.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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So this is what it's like when he doesn't have Randy, Dustin or Riley? Absolutely pathetic dispray. I can only imagine if he was trying to lure a open pedophile to the show with pics of his cousins, and the sad part is I don't see it being that far off.

Maybe, just maybe, get the covid shot? I'm going to assume nobody wants to go into the studio anymore. I guess then all his ree-ing would be for naught, again. What a conundrum. Only cost Ralph the last two weeks with his mom!

 

[Had]

Its really a mixture of the the two. What you are describing is generally just the first step of money laundering which is getting it in to the banking system and is most easily done in small amounts.

Point being that Nick said it couldn't have been money laundering because the money was small time, whereas this "first step" is completely done in small a amounts. In the end the bank determined that their was a risk of it, would Tos, better cyber and the ability to sign up to the site have helped it looked more legit thereby making it less of a risk, for sure.

It's clear Dick is pulling Kero's leg a bit here, teasing him with sexual photos of his dog but teasing him none the less. I mean I sure as shit wouldn't send photos of my dog to someone who rapes dogs to death for fun, but I guess I'm not that desperate for podcast guests. Between him, Digi, lolisocks and mr girl I really have to wonder who is even able to stomach this show anymore, like fuck we went from here's a funny thing Maddox did to, hey guys here's babydograppist666.

 

[soy_king]

Point being that Nick said it couldn't have been money laundering because the money was small time, whereas this "first step" is completely done in small a amounts. In the end the bank determined that their was a risk of it, would Tos, better cyber and the ability to sign up to the site have helped it looked more legit thereby making it less of a risk, for sure.

It's clear Dick is pulling Kero's leg a bit here, teasing him with sexual photos of his dog but teasing him none the less. I mean I sure as shit wouldn't send photos of my dog to someone who rapes dogs to death for fun, but I guess I'm not that desperate for podcast guests. Between him, Digi, lolisocks and mr girl I really have to wonder who is even able to stomach this show anymore, like fuck we went from here's a funny thing Maddox did to, hey guys here's babydograppist666.

my guess is that he's going for hate clicks now so that people will tune in just to get mad. That model doesn't work, however, in a system where your primary income comes from (ostensibly) clean patron donations and not ad revenue generated by clicks.

 

[Chris Mclean]

100% not controversial and what MGTOW originally meant with the No Maam blog. And it was good advice because men don't have their full bargaining power in their early twenties, a lot of society had become outright de jure biased toward women.
I don't even care if it was about hating women but the sex toy reviews are just sad. That's MGTOW now.

All of these MGTOW always have the same hottake about how sexbots will be the end for women. I think even Dax has expressed it a couple of times.
But to me it has always been such a bizzare fucking take and really shows the emotional inmaturity and the hedonism of the mgtows. All women are to them is a socket to stick their dick in.

Holy shit Nick is seething. I've never seen him that butt hurt. He was all over the place!

- First he talked about the simpspiracy but the simpspiracy is some how proving money laundering and not about how Dax coaxed people into covering up his dirty laundry through good will and vague manipulation?
- Then it was he is pissed cause it cost him $800 a month but also $800 a month is not a lot of money except to losers who are stupid, gay and poor?
- Then a rant that money laundering not working the way people said it worked but not really explaining what the accusation was other than "money doesn't get laundered in small amounts" (I guess money laundering only happens as one big transaction )
- Then he rants about Dax, the guy who publicly talks about the massive qualtity of drugs he takes and purchases over TOR, would not risk committing a felony for $800

But the one thing that stuck out most

"All of the money you are paying for on New Project 2 or Patreon or anywhere else, you know what you're getting for the money. How are you laundering anything... You have to deliver a product."

No, you do not have to deliver a product. Spoony is the prime example of someone who created a Patreon and never delievered while collecting monthly payments. Nothing stops someone from opening up a Patreon and never delivering anything while collecting money. You do not have to deliver anything, all you have to do is open up the page and trust the person running the site with your banking info, social security number, and personal info.

Nick really must be hurting for cash if 800 dollars hurts him this much. I tought he was a lawyer and rolling in superchat money? Does he have like massive gambling debts or something?

Holy shit Nick is seething. I've never seen him that butt hurt. He was all over the place!

- First he talked about the simpspiracy but the simpspiracy is some how proving money laundering and not about how Dax coaxed people into covering up his dirty laundry through good will and vague manipulation?
- Then it was he is pissed cause it cost him $800 a month but also $800 a month is not a lot of money except to losers who are stupid, gay and poor?
- Then a rant that money laundering not working the way people said it worked but not really explaining what the accusation was other than "money doesn't get laundered in small amounts" (I guess money laundering only happens as one big transaction )
- Then he rants about Dax, the guy who publicly talks about the massive qualtity of drugs he takes and purchases over TOR, would not risk committing a felony for $800

But the one thing that stuck out most

"All of the money you are paying for on New Project 2 or Patreon or anywhere else, you know what you're getting for the money. How are you laundering anything... You have to deliver a product."

No, you do not have to deliver a product. Spoony is the prime example of someone who created a Patreon and never delievered while collecting monthly payments. Nothing stops someone from opening up a Patreon and never delivering anything while collecting money. You do not have to deliver anything, all you have to do is open up the page and trust the person running the site with your banking info, social security number, and personal info.

Nick and that other texas lawyer scammed weebs out of 300k and they never delivered anything did they?
Also its laughable how he says that money laundring doesnt happen in small amounts of course it happens in small amounts so you can mix it with expendatures otherwise it would be suspicous as fuck. Infact the mob and other shady organisations was washing money with csgo keys a couple years ago so much so that volvo shut down key trading and sellingg.

Valve says that nearly all CS:GO key resales are being used to launder money | ZDNet

Valve disables CS:GO container key resales in an effort against "worldwide fraud networks."

www.zdnet.com

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

All of these MGTOW always have the same hottake about how sexbots will be the end for women. I think even Dax has expressed it a couple of times.
But to me it has always been such a bizzare fucking take and really shows the emotional inmaturity and the hedonism of the mgtows. All women are to them is a socket to stick their dick in.

I prefer the company of men in every way except sexually. Unfortunately for the sexbot crowd, I find it unlikely that they will be able to fulfill the actual human need for emotional connection and validation maybe ever.

 

[instythot]

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I'm still not sure if Nick is talking about us and PPP or the Bankers themselves, he seems to switch between the two. No one other than the bankers themselves have the power to ban those accounts, and if they wanted to take it down for hatespeech like they did with hatreon they would have. Also Love the idea that we are all poor next to big time grifter Nick and "it's too small of an amount to launder"
1. If a bank sees signs of a crime they don't stop just because it's not a million
2. laundering is something that is done IN SMALL AMOUNTS no one launders in bulk unless they are brain dead.

Since this is the horse that never dies my main theory why NP2 was shut down and banned from the match list is that, they thought it was in violation of the AML/CFT act more specifically tax evasion or some other form of fraud. Was this as a result of the sites clear mismanagement and lack of cyber security or a legit case of fraud. I don't think anyone will know.

But the reason people think NP2 was shut down for money laundering was because it was, Dick said as much himself, the question is did fraud take place.

Lol, Nick missing the forest for the trees is some pretty good stuff. Nobody but Vordrak believed any conspiracy or money laundering took place. This kicked off because PPP and Godwinson made up some ridiculous shit to attack Toad McKinley at the perfect time when everyone was dealing with lockdown fatigue and boredom. It was theatrical and funny, and more importantly, Dax turned into a screaming Semitic Mexican tomato over it. Vordrak probably didn't even believe it, but it was a vector to attack Josh on that might and did work

I don't think NP2 was shut down for money laundering. I think it was shut down for keeping records so poorly that nobody could definitely prove it wasn't money laundering, and I would cite how half-assedly dax put together everything surrounding it. If there were actual provable money laundering, Dax would have faced consequences beyond losing np2. Financial compliance reporting needs dedicated autists, and not the kind you find in the dick show discord. Beauracacy will usually give you a chance to fix the problems. All we heard from Dax was bitching and bank switching, nothing about "well, I need to do some administrative work and tighten shit up"

Edit: I was not clear enough on Rackets. He is a former financial professional and therefore clearly understands things like compliance and fiduciary duty. For him to place his anger upon random autists making up ridiculous allegations instead of a financial institution (dax) that keeps records so poorly they can't defend themselves sufficiently against random internet nonsense is willful blindness, retardation or being addicted to asspats from Dax. All of which make me giggle. Dax cannot claim he only got caught with his record keeping pants down because of the accusations. Finance types love checking the books periodically and Nick fucking knows it

 

[Gangster Talk]

I don't think NP2 was shut down for money laundering. I think it was shut down for keeping records so poorly that nobody could definitely prove it wasn't money laundering, and I would cite how half-assedly dax put together everything surrounding it. If there were actual provable money laundering, Dax would have faced consequences beyond losing np2. Financial compliance reporting needs dedicated autists, and not the kind you find in the dick show discord. Beauracacy will usually give you a chance to fix the problems. All we heard from Dax was bitching and bank switching, nothing about "well, I need to do some administrative work and tighten shit up"

To quote Vordrak

Dick thinks Terms of Service agreements, “don’t mean anything”. Dick’s financial institution has been closed down by the bank. Do not be like Dick – he is a moron. Read the regulations that apply to your heavily regulated business and comply with them. As another simple example, Dick is so unbelievably stupid he was trying to run a payment processor with no money-laundering policy in its Terms of Use.

I gave Nick benefit of the doubt that maybe at some point PPP and Godwinson were memeing that NP2 was a money laundering service, but I thought everyone understood the issue was that the issue was noncompliance with payment processing regulations, specifically noncompliance with regulations in place to prevent money laundering, not literally that NP2 was laundering money.

Nick's vitriol doesn't even make sense though, if it were just a baseless fat Canadian conspiracy theory why would Mastercard give a shit? The problem still comes down to Dick's negligence. Who knows what he thinks happened though, I've seen some people under the impression that NP2 was shut down because it was edgy or something.

 

[instythot]

To quote Vordrak

I gave Nick benefit of the doubt that maybe at some point PPP and Godwinson were memeing that NP2 was a money laundering service, but I thought everyone understood the issue was that the issue was noncompliance with payment processing regulations, specifically noncompliance with regulations in place to prevent money laundering, not literally that NP2 was laundering money.

Nick's vitriol doesn't even make sense though, if it were just a baseless fat Canadian conspiracy theory why would Mastercard give a shit? The problem still comes down to Dick's negligence. Who knows what he thinks happened though, I've seen some people under the impression that NP2 was shut down because it was edgy or something.

They absolutely were. Dax still neglected his compliance to the point he was shut down or the fine to stay open was too much to bear

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

They absolutely were. Dax still neglected his compliance to the point he was shut down or the fine to stay open was too much to bear

If Nick should be mad at anyone, it's either himself for trusting Dick who has a track record of burning almost everyone he comes in contact with or Dick for being a shitty host.

 

[instythot]

If Nick should be mad at anyone, it's either himself for trusting Dick who has a track record of burning almost everyone he comes in contact with or Dick for being a shitty host.

No matter how many ridiculous rumors PPP and Godwinson started, Dax still had a serious compliance problem if he couldn't pull up the books to show regulators that it was nonsense. And this retard thought he was gonna start a fucking bank that Rackets would have dumped money into

 

[tantric_depressive]

Nick's a midwit grifter that thinks he's much smarter than everyone else (as well as much smarter/slicker than he actually is) cuz of his idiot fanboys telling him he is, and also because he's willing to be a shameless sleaze to pull in ebegging bux from the dumb rubes. Someone actually smart doesn't get retard drunk on-air as often as he does & risk their entire grift by saying the exact type of thing that exposes how phony n full of it they are with their eceleb persona, which he's already done a good amount in my very limited viewing of him. He's just lucky that his audience is too braindead to notice and lowtax him

 

[soy_king]

Nick's a midwit grifter that thinks he's much smarter than everyone else (as well as much smarter/slicker than he actually is) cuz of his idiot fanboys telling him he is, and also because he's willing to be a shameless sleaze to pull in ebegging bux from the dumb rubes. Someone actually smart doesn't get retard drunk on-air as often as he does & risk their entire grift by saying the exact type of thing that exposes how phony n full of it they are with their eceleb persona, which he's already done a good amount in my very limited viewing of him. He's just lucky that his audience is too braindead to notice and lowtax him

It honestly boggles the mind that Rekieta still isn't officially considered to be a lolcow.

 

[instythot]

It honestly boggles the mind that Rekieta still isn't officially considered to be a lolcow.

There's been a drastic change from where he started, and that change has pointed in the lolcow direction to me.

He is still sharp enough that he takes trolling in stride or ignores it entirely, and can be quite personable when not trying to fingerbang your wallet. If those things change much, I'd expect the general opinion to start changing too. Or if he spends much more time screaming at fat woman who are never going to watch his show

He's successful, but I think his great missed opportunity was not poaching Zidan when the Kill Report was evicted from YouTube because he does a lot better with interesting guests

 

[Berrakh]

All of these MGTOW always have the same hottake about how sexbots will be the end for women. I think even Dax has expressed it a couple of times.
But to me it has always been such a bizzare fucking take and really shows the emotional inmaturity and the hedonism of the mgtows. All women are to them is a socket to stick their dick in.

I remember that Pick-up Artists made fun of them for thinking society is just gonna let women enter into decline like that, and pointed out that this is Sour Grapes.

There's been a drastic change from where he started, and that change has pointed in the lolcow direction to me.

He is still sharp enough that he takes trolling in stride or ignores it entirely, and can be quite personable when not trying to fingerbang your wallet. If those things change much, I'd expect the general opinion to start changing too. Or if he spends much more time screaming at fat woman who are never going to watch his show

He's successful, but I think his great missed opportunity was not poaching Zidan when the Kill Report was evicted from YouTube because he does a lot better with interesting guests

At some point he'll feel some pressure and insecurity. It could easily change then.