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Anya15 said:
It Phil had tits, he would do hot tub streams.
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but he has
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I love how Dave tries sitting on the fence after saying that a game or an entire genre is poorly designed shit, but it's fine if you like it.

WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO WASTE 5 HOURS ON JUST A SINGLE RETURNAL RUN? ROUGELIKES ARE A GARBAGE GAME GENRE THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST! YOU MUST BE SOME NO-LIFE NEET LOSER LIVING IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT WHO HAS THAT KIND OF TIME TO WASTE EVERY DAY? I DON'T WANNA KILL MYSELF PLAYING THAT GARBAGE WHEN I COULD BE PLAYING BETTER GAMES LIKE BUGSNAX! THOSE IDIOTS AT HOUSEMARQUE SHOULD'VE TAKEN STREAMERS LIKE ME AND OUR STREAMING SCHEDULES INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN MAKING THAT GAME! WHOEVER LIKES THAT KIND OF IDIOTIC GARBAGE THAT SHOULD BE LEFT IN THE INDIE GAME GHETTO CAN SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUTTA MY ASS... but if you like games like that then that's okay and you're allowed to have that opinion. Fair enough? Alright.
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You know for a 12 year legacy as a "variety creator/streamer" he is garbage at nearly every genre. He can't adapt to any game in a reasonable amount of time. His stretching out the game play probably makes him lose track of controls and objectives too. I thought he didn't care about what he played as long as there's tip progession.
 
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Not sure where you're at, but that was $250k for a 1600 sq. ft. middle unit condo with no central air conditioning. Where I'm at, I bought a 1600 sq. ft. house on a little under 1 acre of land with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and central heating and air for ~$190k. If Phil had looked in Texas or Florida, depending on where he looked, he could have had a borderline palatial home for that same $250k.

As for paying it off, the standard for housing loans is 15, 20, or 30 years, with payments dependent on how much you put as your upfront "down payment". Depending on the loan, you can do as little as 4-5% down up to around 20% down. Based on the purchase price and the loan balance, Phil seems to have paid ~$15-20k as a downpayment, or around 10% of the total purchase price. As I recall, his interest rate was fairly high, but that's not surprising, given that his credit was probably average (at best) already, and his income is uncertain.
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im in montreal in province of quebec in canada. theres a crisis when it comes to lodgings. prices are way up to the point no one can afford them. so a lot of places are empty and people fight for 'cheap' places
a condo the size of phils place with that price is considered decent/better than nothing
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Ironically, hearing DSP's exact same whiny rants every single day is like a real life simulation of Returnal's gameplay loop.
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Phil sounds so miserable playing this game and he won't shut the fuck up about how the game is wasting his time. I hope he gets lucky and manages to stumble through the boss fight so he can keep subjecting himself to this.
I also like how quickly even thinking about the game triggers the same rant while he's playing something else.
 
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ct05 said:
calls returnal a waste of time yet has no problem playing assassins creed 42 doing pointless quest 982 now thats progress
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This is the same man who spent hours grinding in Like A Dragon for the uber dungeon and then when he fails the first time he flips his lid and proceeds to quit the damn thing.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I love how Dave tries sitting on the fence after saying that a game or an entire genre is poorly designed shit, but it's fine if you like it.

WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO WASTE 5 HOURS ON JUST A SINGLE RETURNAL RUN? ROUGELIKES ARE A GARBAGE GAME GENRE THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST! YOU MUST BE SOME NO-LIFE NEET LOSER LIVING IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT WHO HAS THAT KIND OF TIME TO WASTE EVERY DAY? I DON'T WANNA KILL MYSELF PLAYING THAT GARBAGE WHEN I COULD BE PLAYING BETTER GAMES LIKE BUGSNAX! THOSE IDIOTS AT HOUSEMARQUE SHOULD'VE TAKEN STREAMERS LIKE ME AND OUR STREAMING SCHEDULES INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN MAKING THAT GAME! WHOEVER LIKES THAT KIND OF IDIOTIC GARBAGE THAT SHOULD BE LEFT IN THE INDIE GAME GHETTO CAN SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUTTA MY ASS... but if you like games like that then that's okay and you're allowed to have that opinion. Fair enough? Alright.
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5 hours for a run? Is he literally walking through every room? You can get through stage 1-3 checking every room in like two hours tops. Phil Bumnell back at it again.
 
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