Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[hotcheetospuffs]

Just saw this article about what happened when someone accidentally took 100mg of THC at once. Kinda hilarious since Chantal regularly doses 200-300mg.

I ate 10 times more THC than I planned. Here's what happened

When the author realized she'd eaten 100 mg and not 10 mg, her positive embrace of 'set and setting' made all the difference.

www.leafly.com

 

[KetchupSlice]

SNAPGUNT UPDATE

<lip syncing> Papa I know you're going to be upset*

*from Papa Don't Preach by Madonna, which she said was some of the music she plays over and over every time she's there
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"The one you warned me all about
The one you said I could do without
We're in an awful mess"

No shit...

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

She's alive, but her daily quality of living is up for debate. There's no way she doesn't feel horrible every moment that she's not baked/spun out of her mind. I think she has just felt progressively shittier and shittier for so long - and the only effort she puts into her life is in finding ways to distract herself from her own life - that she has no clue how much better life is for an average person.

Agreed. I actually didn’t know that she had been so morbidly obese for so long. 300lbs when she met Bibi! I thought she had gradually got fatter over the years, but no, she’s been a weeble the whole fucking time. No wonder Peetz lost his boner long before she cheated on him.

 

[Strine]

SNAPGUNT UPDATE

<lip syncing> Papa I know you're going to be upset*

*from Papa Don't Preach by Madonna, which she said was some of the music she plays over and over every time she's there
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Chantal is such a cool bad girl, like Madonna in that song. She's LITERALLY just like Mia Wallace. Everyone, especially me, is so jealous of her for letting a sandnigger crackhead pump and dump her when he's not busy with his friends or more attractive women and giving her a complete psychological breakdown. I think I speak for all of us when I say I want her life.

It's fair to say Snapchat is her medium of choice when she wants to brag and show off to her shortbus fans. She always fires it up when she's feeling herself. It's funny and baffling to me the way she just treats them like the total NPC retards they are; she'll beg them for compliments when she feels like it but then rub it in that she's the alpha bitch and they should all envy her.

Also, her emojis are shit. She has to fail at everything, and so she did: the Peetz one is good, especially because he looks extra bald, but almost all the others are her cats; who the fuck wanted three Sam emojis when there are none of Chinny herself? Maybe if KF ever gets new emojis ever again ever, we can make a few that are more... true to life.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Bitch'll look like a hippo mated with a bassett hound.



Hono(u)rs English, y'all!

Those filters should get hazard pay.



She and Big Al have a very real, not at all made up bullshit, issue with healthcare professionals, don't they? How strange that these two lardasses, in completely different countries, manage to find exactly the same incompetence as one another. What are the odds?


I'll have the beetus special, a beetus coffee, and some beeetus on the side, please!

Guntal is crushing her goals! If her weight can't be over 400 anymore, at least her blood sugar can be!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

And yeah, I think you make a great point. When she goes, it'll be a messy clusterfuck of a multitude of things all at once, partly because of her medical issues, partly because of her size (and on the automobile accident thing, she's a fucking gonner if she has one, she's too fat to get out quickly and safely). We could do it like Clue? In the X with the Y because of the Z.

It's going to be spectacular, and I'm considering loading up on popcorn futures.

SNAPGUNT UPDATE

<lip syncing> Papa I know you're going to be upset*

*from Papa Don't Preach by Madonna, which she said was some of the music she plays over and over every time she's there
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Stop ruining music, you fat bitch.

I swear, Kiwis are the most under-appreciated poets on the internet. That was impressively (and nighmarishly) evocative.

Pulitzer-worthy, IMO.

 

[TurdFondler]

Does Canada not put labels with dosages and an attachment of literature about the drug, what it does, how to take it, side effects, when to call the doctor, nor the option to speak to the pharmacist?

I don't know if it's because I'm exceptionally dumb or what but every time I've been given any meds there's reams of paperwork. Same goes for everyone I know. The doctor will painstakingly explain things at a grade 6 level, any side effects and how to use the meds. If you ask, they will gladly sperg out about the pharmacology and actual effect of whatever drugs.

She's just too dense and it's that oppositional defiance thing that will stop her from ever doing anything anyone says.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I don't know if it's because I'm exceptionally dumb or what but every time I've been given any meds there's reams of paperwork. Same goes for everyone I know. The doctor will painstakingly explain things at a grade 6 level, any side effects and how to use the meds. If you ask, they will gladly sperg out about the pharmacology and actual effect of whatever drugs.

She's just too dense and it's that oppositional defiance thing that will stop her from ever doing anything anyone says.

She let it slip awhile back that a doctor got frustrated with her when he gave her a diet plan to follow but she decided to do her own thing. Apparently he said "Why can't you just do what I told you to do?" I think it was during that same cycle that she decided to stop taking the Vyvanse because it suppressed her appetite. Don't know how she expects this magic weight loss to happen if she insists on eating the same shit with the same appetite.

So this time she'll just quit the Ozempic and quickly regain whatever modest amount she lost.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

The thing is, everything is going just fine in Chantal-land. We are the only ones paying attention to the stuff that’ll kill her. Chinny is the cow that’s in clover. She has:

• A ‘job’ that gives her a ton of cash
• Online hugbox 24/7
• A car that still seems to work
• Big city life aka über eats
• A ‘boyfriend’ for bragging rights
• A luxury apartment
• A live-in manlet to abuse
• Her beloved cats everywhere
• Timbit banished
• Her family, and no one has died yet
• Free healthcare
• No one to tell her what to do

She has it all. Absolutely zero worries. Life is great and we’re all just a bunch of sad haydurs who could only wish to be her.

(One day reality will bite but not yet, I suspect the first amputation will have happened before it does).

 

[DongMiguel]

The thing is, everything is going just fine in Chantal-land. We are the only ones paying attention to the stuff that’ll kill her. Chinny is the cow that’s in clover. She has:

• A ‘job’ that gives her a ton of cash
• Online hugbox 24/7
• A car that still seems to work
• Big city life aka über eats
• A ‘boyfriend’ for bragging rights
• A luxury apartment
• A live-in manlet to abuse
• Her beloved cats everywhere
• Timbit banished
• Her family, and no one has died yet
• Free healthcare
• No one to tell her what to do

She has it all. Absolutely zero worries. Life is great and we’re all just a bunch of sad haydurs who could only wish to be her.

(One day reality will bite but not yet, I suspect the first amputation will have happened before it does).

I think that's how she portrays things. But when you pull back the layers, it's clear she's not living her best life, even by her standards. The best example of this was her freak-out streams a couple days ago. You don't do that if you're in a good place - or a place of confidence. She totally wigged on the dude because he had the audacity to ghost her for a few hours. This is like the third time she's pretty much told her viewers it's over and she wasn't going to be his Cleopatra. Yet here we are.

Chantal is so desperate for any human attention that she's openly putting herself in these crazy situations with a man who clearly has no serious, long-term interest in her and is likely using her for money, edibles, probably alcohol and whatever else she buys off his ass. It's easy to say Chantal doesn't get it, but I actually think there are moments where it becomes real to her - where she does get it. We saw a glimpse of that the other day with her streaming madness.

So, while certainly there are bouts of this idea where everything is going just fine, any hint of trouble in her mind levels that reality and brings her back down to earth. Granted, she'll eat up any excuse to get back to that level again, but it's only going to make the crash all the more harder.

 

[Gorl Talk]

Random lil observation. I recently watched a bunch of her now-un-privated videos from years back. In one (I didn't make a note of which one, apologies for lack of receipts), she mentioned her grandmother's recent birthday, saying it was May 18.

Surprising no one, she didn't appear to celebrate the day this year. I suppose she could make a case for "you guys don't see what I do off-camera," but if she'd done anything nice for Grams - or pretended to - she would have mentioned it, probably repeatedly.

ETA:

She mentioned it in her melt down stream. She said she gave her grandma money but couldn’t see her cause covid (which only matters when it suits her). The date checks out

Oh, apologies if I got my wires crossed. But I think I remember what you're referring to, and I could swear she said she sent her mom money? It stuck in my mind because it's such a weird thing to do (weird either way - with mom or grandma). I'll do my best to double check.

 

[Kuruminha]

(One day reality will bite but not yet, I suspect the first amputation will have happened before it does).

"The harder they come, the harder they fall. One and all."

She's just bloating like a pig to be slaughtered in every sense of these words.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Random lil observation. I recently watched a bunch of her now-un-privated videos from years back. In one (I didn't make a note of which one, apologies for lack of receipts), she mentioned her grandmother's recent birthday, saying it was May 18.

Surprising no one, she didn't appear to celebrate the day this year. I suppose she could make a case for "you guys don't see what I do off-camera," but if she'd done anything nice for Grams - or pretended to - she would have mentioned it, probably repeatedly.

She mentioned it in her melt down stream. She said she gave her grandma money but couldn’t see her cause covid (which only matters when it suits her). The date checks out

 

[DongMiguel]

lmao,

"Dear Grams:

I know you're on death's bed and not even able to leave your room but here's $50 to spend on yourself while you croak.

XOXO,

Chins"

 

[KateHash]

She said she was going to give her mother gifts to give to her grandmother. I believe she did say that she gave her mother money for mother's day though.

 

[Boonum]

It's fair to say Snapchat is her medium of choice when she wants to brag and show off to her shortbus fans. She always fires it up when she's feeling herself. It's funny and baffling to me the way she just treats them like the total NPC retards they are; she'll beg them for compliments when she feels like it but then rub it in that she's the alpha bitch and they should all envy her.

Also, her emojis are shit. She has to fail at everything, and so she did: the Peetz one is good, especially because he looks extra bald, but almost all the others are her cats; who the fuck wanted three Sam emojis when there are none of Chinny herself? Maybe if KF ever gets new emojis ever again ever, we can make a few that are more... true to life.

I’m thinking an emoji of empty Amazon boxes crawling with roaches, a line of coke heavily cut with god knows what other shit and she could think about beginning the “ Animal Collection “ - pics of all the poor critters she carelessly mows down while at the wheel of the wretched clown car

 

[ADHD]

I think that's how she portrays things. But when you pull back the layers, it's clear she's not living her best life, even by her standards. The best example of this was her freak-out streams a couple days ago. You don't do that if you're in a good place - or a place of confidence.

I agree with you that you don't behave like that if you're in a good place or in a place of confidence, but I strongly disagree that she's not living her best life. She is. This is the best she's ever going to get. From here on out, she's going to get older, she's going to get sicker, she will have a much harder time finding a man willing to add her to his slampig rotation (never mind an actual relationship).

This is absolutely Chantal living her best life. It's all downhill after this.

 

[Yellow Monday]

(One day reality will bite but not yet, I suspect the first amputation will have happened before it does).

I imagine it as similar to this ...

 

[AbraCadaver]

She mentioned it in her melt down stream. She said she gave her grandma money but couldn’t see her cause covid (which only matters when it suits her). The date checks out

Am I the only one who hears “gave granny and/or mum money” and thinks “paid back granny and/or mum money”?

 

[pb & bbj]

I wonder if Chantal didn't hit another animal with her car. A skunk or raccoon wouldn't fuck up the whole front end of your car. Also, unless it was a dog (which was my initial suspicion), there's no reason she would be "soooooo stressed out, you guise." She ran over frogs for funsies, the fucking cunt.

I wonder if Egypt did it.

Edited for clarity.