Subscription Law Enforcement Service Piloted In LA Amid Defunding Police

This year, violent crime across liberal-run Los Angeles County is out of control amid the "defund the police" movement. A private security firm that describes itself as a "subscription law enforcement service" has launched a pilot program in the metro area to fix this.

Motherboard reports Citizen, a neighborhood watch app, partnered with LAPS, or Los Angeles Professional Security, a private security firm, to provide a "subscription law enforcement service" to residents and businesses.

From neighborhood watch app to now a Citizen-branded vehicle driving around Los Angeles, providing security services to clients is a business idea that will likely flourish considering defund the police has crushed Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), unable to manage the metro area as shootings and murders skyrocket so far this year.

On its website, LAPS defines itself as a "subscription law enforcement service." An internal email observed by Motherboard said the company is "an additional response partner."

A Citizen spokesperson told Motherboard that "LAPS offers a personal rapid response service that we are testing internally with employees as a small test. For example, if someone would like an escort to walk them home late at night, they can request this service. We have spoken with various partners in designing this pilot project."

Subscription law enforcement services will probably flourish in liberal-run cities as defunding the police movement is backfiring as these metro areas become more dangerous.

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[Joe Swanson]

It's almost as if anyone with half a brain would come to this conclusion

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Well at least it's a set up from those idiots who thought employing the native Americans and paying them in firewater was a good alternative to police.

 

[CashMoney!]

So only people who can afford personal protection will receive it in the wake of a tax funded institution being demolished? The class struggles continue, and the rich continue to spit on the poor who are now unprotected...

... The poor asked for this, though, so good fucking job. Now even your personal safety is a subscription service.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

So only people who can afford personal protection will receive it in the wake of a tax funded institution being demolished? The class struggles continue, and the rich continue to spit on the poor who are now unprotected...

... The poor asked for this, though, so good fucking job. Now even your personal safety is a subscription service.

I can't wait to see how this is sold as being progressive and beautiful.

Maybe there will be guidelines that minorities can commit certain types of crime or something

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I fucking called it. You'll get the exact same shit as the police except worse for everyone involved. Security (who are almost all ex-cops) won't make as much money/have as many benefits as actual cops. They also are more likely to crack skulls and shoot people at will because there's even less accountability, and there's no one to sue because the security company has all sorts of clever ways to avoid lawsuits and just fires the officer.

How ironic all these "socialists" and "communists" are at the forefront of privatizing a huge segment of local government. Private police are an ancap dream come true but it's literal communists who are achieving it.

So only people who can afford personal protection will receive it in the wake of a tax funded institution being demolished? The class struggles continue, and the rich continue to spit on the poor who are now unprotected...

... The poor asked for this, though, so good fucking job. Now even your personal safety is a subscription service.

This way the Democrats of tomorrow can win elections on the promise of "free citywide private security for everyone" and beat those Republicans of tomorrow who want to keep security in the hands of the people who can pay (because otherwise that's socialism). Each side totally ignores (except to deduct from their social credit score/fine them with hate speech) the alt-right Nazis who say "why don't we just bring back the police?"

 

[DragoonSierra]

If you thought justice and protection were for the elite before...

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What a bunch of retards, god DAMN! This is the community-based policing all those Burn Loot Murder niggers were talking about. Whereas publicly funded po-pos at least had a duty to show up to a troop of shaniquas going apeshit over each other, they won't be able to afford this service - and you just know they'll have convenient excuses ready even if they can.
Something like "we don't provide coverage to the area you live in" - a favourite of ISPs and other telco companies. Just like the US Army and the PMCs it hired to sidestep RoE and other regulations.

I await more news of this wonderful arrangement and the Chiraq 2.0 for the poorfags who can't afford it.

 

[IzTotallyLegit]

America is fast becoming the worlds 'how not to do things' picture boy. You wouldn't believe the number of times I've ended conversations just by asking people "so, you want us to be like America?"

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Ancapistan is calling

 

[IzTotallyLegit]

Ancapistan is calling

I wonder of many of the ancaptards have anything worth stealing, much less be able to afford a private police subscription...

 

[FEETLOAF]

Good, purge the poor.

 

[SiccDicc]

So basically paying garbage truck companies, but police?

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

This sounds like a gritty comic book trying to be edgy in the 90's.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is the dumbest pig shit ever, how did we even get here?

 

[frozenrunner]

And I bet they'll be better at their jobs, too.

America is fast becoming the worlds 'how not to do things' picture boy. You wouldn't believe the number of times I've ended conversations just by asking people "so, you want us to be like America?"

Hey, we still have the option to purge all of these people violently in Fortnite when we collectively decide it's gotten bad enough to give up our stability. Can you say the same?

 

[IzTotallyLegit]

And I bet they'll be better at their jobs, too.



Hey, we still have the option to purge all of these people violently in Fortnite when we collectively decide it's gotten bad enough to give up our stability. Can you say the same?

You're not going to purge anyone or anything in mindcraft and you know it.

 

[potato fan]

lol commies in charge are unironically turning the place into a libertarian utopia shitpost from 4chon

I bet when they see people turning to private police force, they will re-fund the socialised one... just kidding of course, they will obviously ban the private police, it is verboten that some can suffer less than others

 

[frozenrunner]

You're not going to purge anyone or anything in mindcraft and you know it.

But Americans have the option. And most everyone else in the world have given it up, if they ever had it, because... I don't know, they want to be reasonable and nice? Ask the English who are being de facto Sharia Law'd and grooming gang'd out of their huge cities how comfortable they are helpless in the situation.

Also, the duality of the left: they're terrified every second of every day of "the alt-right" (read: anyone slightly to the right of them), but they also spend their time online taunting those same people that they're pussies and not a potential danger to anyone. Magical.

 

[IzTotallyLegit]

But Americans have the option. And most everyone else in the world have given it up, if they ever had it, because... I don't know, they want to be reasonable and nice? Ask the English who are being de facto Sharia Law'd and grooming gang'd out of their huge cities how comfortable they are helpless in the situation.

Also, the duality of the left: they're terrified every second of every day of "the alt-right" (read: anyone slightly to the right of them), but they also spend their time online taunting those same people that they're pussies and not a potential danger to anyone. Magical.

Having the option to do something means jack shit if you don't have the balls to go through with it. Which brings me back to my original statement: You're not going to purge anyone or anything in mindcraft and you know it.

EDIT: And even if you did purge the degenerates, your actions would be that of a lone gunman committing yet another massacre that will soon be forgotten. It wouldn't inspire a purge movement that sweeps across the country. Or start a civil war. Or anything else other than a new round of laws to further restrict what you can and can't do.