The thing is, everything is going just fine in Chantal-land. We are the only ones paying attention to the stuff that’ll kill her. Chinny is the cow that’s in clover. She has:
- A ‘job’ that gives her a ton of cash
- Online hugbox 24/7
- A car that still seems to work
- Big city life aka über eats
- A ‘boyfriend’ for bragging rights
- A luxury apartment
- A live-in manlet to abuse
- Her beloved cats everywhere
- Timbit banished
- Her family, and no one has died yet
- Free healthcare
- No one to tell her what to do
She has it all. Absolutely zero worries. Life is great and we’re all just a bunch of sad haydurs who could only wish to be her.
(One day reality will bite but not yet, I suspect the first amputation will have happened before it does).