DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

If it's written on his autism schedule, it has to be that way. The only audible he calls is to Uber eats to deliver fast food, fast food.

Are you telling me that a pic re sent out was not an awesome home cooked breakfast but in fact IHOP? Also, his laziness eats up his time, the time he says he has so little of lol. Couldn't he drive to the one in town faster? Forgot he doesn't like voice or contact so orders are always through food apps. Khet would have to order for Dave in the drive thru too because only she drives lol. Edit: Kat is a good mo-wife nahuhuh lol

He can't cook anything himself because he can't cook period. He can't even make cup noodles properly for fuck's sake.
It does raise a good question though. I do honestly wonder what the fuck he's doing in those few hours he has free in between streams. I mean I know the obvious answer is "IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!" but I'm trying to take him at face value here since he tries to make it seem like he's busting his ass. On what exactly? His stream hasn't improved at all in years. When he does give a reason he says that he's "paying bills". But who seriously pays bills for hours every day? And he can't say that it's different because he has to run muh business because he's just one faggot working for himself and his only expenses consist of periodically buying electronic toys that he poorly plays during his work hours.

As with everything else Phil says, it makes sense if you don't think about it.

Okay I'm going to have to ban this immature morahn who doesn't understand how adult bills work, like, um, okay??? The state of Washington makes you pay electricity and water three times a month, see, and, I have my retard....I, mean registration of my car due twice a year. There's nothing I could do about it, okay???

 

[Hogan of the South]

I’m kind of surprised there hasn’t been a tip war between the ultra needy whales yet especially with how much more intense the begging has become.
I’m really waiting for an all out auction war for Phil’s love

 

[Star-cracker]

This man has no shame or dignity.

Quick to move back to YouTube, a platform he'd talk so much shit about, now that Twitch more or less stop being tonedeaf of his shenanigans.

I wouldn't even bat an eye if he got kicked out of YouTube and then moved to PornHub to do his usual streaming.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I wouldn't even bat an eye if he got kicked out of YouTube and then moved to PornHub to do his usual streaming.

Wouldn't matter if he forgot the webcam on after stream again at PornHub.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

This man has no shame or dignity.

Quick to move back to YouTube, a platform he'd talk so much shit about, now that Twitch more or less stop being tonedeaf of his shenanigans.

I wouldn't even bat an eye if he got kicked out of YouTube and then moved to PornHub to do his usual streaming.

At least Derich would be happy if Phil moved to coomer central

 

[But I Digress]

The surest sign that Phil is lying is when he goes out of his way to repeat something while reacting inappropriately - this lackluster enthusiasm does not fit with the $1000 on the board.

The surest sign that Phil is lying is his mouth is moving

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

People tip DSP because they were bullied too much in high school. I think it really is that simple: they see us/the detractors as the high school bully and they project themselves onto DSP. So every time DSP has a "successful" stream, they see themselves conquering their own high school bullies.

Bingo, and the most deliciously ironic part is Phil would’ve been their bully.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Meh. This same small group of whales is going to have to somehow provide this amount of financial support every month until....forever?

That or when detractors move on to another lolcow. They'll be less inclined to support Phil when Phil is the only one paying attention.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I gave it a look as well and for some reason I find it fucking hilarious that DSP is still idling in his Twitch's chat

Still hoping to hit the tips goal.

$1000 in "bills" about to be paid tonight. I imagine Scopely execs watching his streams like sports execs watch drafts. When them big tips come in, I just see them jumping up, high fives all around.

They may have their own daily fantasy sports setup but with whales.

So, sorry for asking but did anyone here theorized that OiC might be KGHaleon? Because when all that shit started, OiC tipped talking about how he was a fan "since his Fallout playthrough" and now whe can, potentially have a OiC sock (maybe two) referencing a Fallout character. Also, KG seems to love the series.

Just a question though, before I get further in the theory.

Are you going with the theory that's why kg was modded on the tumbleweed forum as a test run to modship in chat?

OnlyIcedCoffee actually was the first tipper of the night and was on the leaderboard already when that John McClane person tipped, so OIC did tip before the follow-up tip about Jasper:


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First OIC tip:

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lol @ another lie to justify ordering food in.

Random thought I had, Phil have mentioned the reason he does the leader-boards things manually is because "it makes it more personal" and to avoid bad names/messages. But why not automate it so you can just click a button to add it instead of typing it manually each time? Is it really just so he can keep the amount of time that he has to play down?

Money manipulation.

 

[KD6-3.7]

The surest sign that Phil is lying is his mouth is moving

Or when he does that little exaggerated nervous chuckle about five seconds after finishing a sentence......... “uh-HUH-HUH.....”

 

[Brother Wind]

Bingo, and the most deliciously ironic part is Phil would’ve been their bully.

Oh god I can see it too. One of those really autistic bullies that nobody fucking likes. But still gets ya once in awhile because youre fucking 14. So, he thinks he wins when someone snaps and shouts oh just shut the fuck up. Actually this makes more and more sense the more I say...

 

[SirChipDouglas]

So i was watching Joon The King as he is going through some shit with LTG (pretty interesting video he just uploaded, Joon The King that is, on his trouble the past couple years with LTG) anyway he shows this article in his video and it made me instantly think of our dear Pigroach lol... https://tinyurl.com/yjehz24k

 

[actually]

Oh god I can see it too. One of those really autistic bullies that nobody fucking likes. But still gets ya once in awhile because youre fucking 14. So, he thinks he wins when someone snaps and shouts oh just shut the fuck up. Actually this makes more and more sense the more I say...

Honestly, Phil's not the bully. Phil is the lackey who hides behind the bully and talks shit until the bully gets his ass kicked.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday´s superchats

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil may not qualify as a typical bully due to his cowardice, but he is every bit as much of an asshole as any of the fuckwads who gave his legit fans a hard time in school, to the point where he should be reminding them of their tormentors, not of themselves.

No, I'm sticking with my theory. They do it because they're as bad as him. They suck, they know it, and they expect the world to tolerate it instead of give them a taste of their own medicine. Why else can only being personally slighted by Phil send them packing? They don't stick up for each other, after all. They all think they're the right hand of the devil, immune, until they find out otherwise. And their pain or pleasure is the only one that matters to them. They give money to Phil for their own satisfaction, not his.

Bullied kids tend to develop sharper instincts than these retards, anyways. I would know, I'm one of them.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder if one were to ask in Phil's chat why anybody likes him, if the answers were actually going to have any depth or be so banally generic and shallow.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Wait what? Why is an engineer and all this dedicated to pig roach? That’s the most confusing part

The Autism Vortex is truly a mysterious place. Keep in mind that Jeff has a dead wife.....I don't know why that matters but considering the vortex which we're dealing with, then everything must be considered

 

[BepsiLight]

The Autism Vortex is truly a mysterious place. Keep in mind that Jeff has a dead wife.....I don't know why that matters but considering the vortex which we're dealing with, then everything must be considered

Wait a dead wife or a dead wifu? Are we sure it isn't his schizophrenia making shit up?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Wait a dead wife or a dead wifu? Are we sure it isn't his schizophrenia making shit up?

Actual dead wife. Like, I know it's shocking for one of Phil's paypigs to have found a real woman, but Jeff actually got married and then she died (I don't remember how)

 

[Schmeckel]

The surest sign that Phil is lying is his mouth is moving

With how low a resolution his webcam is, when he's jabbering on about stuff, his mouth barely moves as it is. It's only when he's going full clown-mode that his face hole shows off that stroke droop he's desperate to deny.