Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
He'd have a better chance of this getting made by pitching it to one of us. I can't wait to read this flamming heap of autism.
I think an even funnier outcome would be if he decided to make it himself and tried to crowdfund it. It would be apocalypse levels of hilarity if he actually got enough to produce it and it all imploded because he has no idea what he's doing but won't listen to anyone.
 
My storyline guess:

Woman screams harassment at a guy that's just trying to woo and flatter her. He's actually a really nice guy with a professional job as a top lawyer, songwriter and superstar and definitely not cleaning bogs.

Woman gets actually harassed by a saggy trouser thug and calls the nice guy to come save her but he's too busy fucking Taylor Swift and Katy Perry to answer the phone.

She dead. Deserved it. Ha!



Edited to add that this is COPYRIGHTED 2021
 
Edited to add that this is COPYRIGHTED 2021

#copyrighted
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And he was a skilled pilot! And an arms dealer! Way more useful that Russ.
He could also close his mouth and people seemed to like him.
It's going to be about his plights and the main character will be some thinly disguised self insert of Pipsqueak. But instead of having Moebius Syndrome he'll otherwise be "Hollywood Ugly" and maybe have a scar or something. Then after being downtrodden and treated like shit on social media he'll find the inner courage to fight back, he'll win the hot girl, she'll take off his glasses and see how handsome he really is and everybody will cheer at the end.

You know something that anybody can shit out in practically no time. After all if his script for the one taking place in the concentration camp can be used as an example, Pipsqueak doesn't know how humans actually work.
 
I think the plot will be about a girl who keeps lying that she has a boyfriend to Nice Guy Protagonist Mussell Veer...until she gets stalked by a guy who thinks he IS her boyfriend, and it’s up to ole Mussell to save her (thus earning the right to have sex with her, via the universal law of Rescuing A Woman From Rape: It’s only rape if you’re the first guy...if you save her, it’s your reward.)

Or perhaps Russ drew inspiration from his latest round of inadvisable facebook comments, and this movie is about beautiful women everywhere crying “wolf” about sweet, kindhearted Mussell, until they all get murdered by the infamous Hot Girls Who Are Stuck Up And Should Have Known Better And Given Mussell A Chance Killer.

Nah what am I saying. This literally is going to be about a girl who blames Mussell for stalking when in fact he was a misunderstood disabled stud, and then he has to save her from a “real” stalker. Then he gets to have sex with her because she realizes he loved her all along and she was a stuck-up bitch to reject a smelly lump of wax rolled in pube clippings.

It’s a message that truly resonates with people: women who claim they’re being stalked are lying liars who just hate cool disabled guys and you should never believe them. Also they will be murdered for their insolence. Ladies, if you don’t want to get hurt, you’d better say yes to every creep who asks you out, or it’s your fault.

Starring Some Fiverr Ukranian Woman as hot but sadly biased and misguided woman Sailor Twift.

ps Sailor Twift is my sailor moon senshi persona copyright Abra do not steal, posted this day to DeviantArt
 
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