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She's been ordering, preparing, and consuming (or letting rot) Hello Fresh meals for years though. Literally years.Haha. Regarding her hello fresh I have a feeling she mistook them for the microwave meals by that other food delivery place but once she realized she had to cook these they all became gross and inedible, despite the fact I am pretty sure she hand picked each one…she was prob just searching for something poor Peetz could manage for dinner since the only thing she now cares about is being used by her Twitter hookups and wants to be ready on the quick if and when any of them texts and says let’s go. She didn’t want to think about returning home to a roommate dead from starvation because he still can’t seem to adult yet and needs his mama Foodie to tell him what to eat, or what to order.
I'm wondering if Chantal will be forced to lives.tream in a little room like Chris Chan. She ain't on the lease, and Egypt might not see her as an equal, so he may be running the house rulesShe's planning on moving her wardrobe over to his closet. But mostly she's concerned about keeping a stock supply of edibles at the crack den. (Peetz's days may be numbered?) This could be good.
And Peetz said he hates the cats, so....what happens?At the beginning of her current live she said her nose problems had to do with "cat allergies - and there's no cats at Egypt's house. " Yeah, I think she's going to use that excuse to get rid of her cats because she's such a fucked up piece of shit.
Which should be next time he feels like group sex orgies and callgirls because there is no way he agreed to be Exclusive like Chantal claims. Cash cow or no she is still a cowI'm just waiting for the next time he blows her off. hopefully it will be next week when he is apparently supposed to be coming over.
I’ve seen them all and she could probably be half of the stories on there lol. This all seems like actual thoughts she might have but she could never physically take even a 9 month pregnant woman who is likely still half her weight and in much better physical condition. She would have to have Peetz waiting in the wings for the actual act of baby stealing . I’m sure she could convince him that this poor woman was trying to steal this baby from her and she pinky swears it’s somehow hers biologically. She may even sweeten the pot by also convincing him it’s made up of hers and HIS DNA and this mom to be was trying to reneg on the arrangement Chantal paid her handsomely for when she realized there was no way she would be capable of carrying a child in her own empty gut. He would feel so joyful and hopeful that his abominable Peetz strength would emerge to carry out the gruesome task to appear her hero while also managing to have a bond with her for life. But alas, for one final screw, he would question the validity of her story when he arrived with the goods and saw that the infant was much darker than it should be…finally making it painfully obvious that what she told him was only half true and the reality is the baby being carried by this strange lady was that of her one great love, Bibi. She had been storing a few basters full of gooey goodness, holding on to this scheme to win Bibi back, knowing how he only ever wanted some kids but since Bibi ran, not walked, the minute he saw his chance, why let such a genius plan go to waste when it can now be used for the next unsuspecting user. She isn’t getting any younger so for it all to be at least a fraction believable, it was now or never. She also starts to feel some panic start to set in that her fall guy Peetz might not be so blinded by her soon, what with his own internet love blooming. She unleashes her plan only to be left alone with a baby she never wanted as all the possible sperm doners flee to their respective foreign countries . And she’s alone again left supplying her only friend in life with a lifetime of prison commissary and some smuggled comic books , since he took all the blame , because well jail didn’t seem all that different than his current life anyhow. Geez don’t ask me where all that just came from. I only meant to say a woman about to give birth would likely still manage to beat the snot out of FB.
Instalove is not real? Horrors! I am SO disappoint.
She is exactly like that. I saw an ep of Deadly Women where some woman pretended to be preggers to keep her bf in check, and then when he confronted her, she went and killed an actual pregnant woman and carved that fetus right out of her. Would Chantal go that far? Maybe, but I think probably not. She'd create a fake miscarriage to go with her fake pregnancy for SympathyBux. I do hope Ejup knows she's barren, though - she probably blurted it out the second they got frisky on the mattress.
Which makes her even more dangerous, yes. At least when planners start planning something, there's a chance someone couldintercept them, interrupt their plans, etc. Impulsive people, though, they just pop off.
I’ve seen them all and she could probably be half of the stories on there lol. This all seems like actual thoughts she might have but she could never physically take even a 9 month pregnant woman who is likely still half her weight and in much better physical condition. She would have to have Peetz waiting in the wings for the actual act of baby stealing . I’m sure she could convince him that this poor woman was trying to steal this baby from her and she pinky swears it’s somehow hers biologically. She may even sweeten the pot by also convincing him it’s made up of hers and HIS DNA and this mom to be was trying to reneg on the arrangement Chantal paid her handsomely for when she realized there was no way she would be capable of carrying a child in her own empty gut. He would feel so joyful and hopeful that his abominable Peetz strength would emerge to carry out the gruesome task to appear her hero while also managing to have a bond with her for life. But alas, for one final screw, he would question the validity of her story when he arrived with the goods and saw that the infant was much darker than it should be…finally making it painfully obvious that what she told him was only half true and the reality is the baby being carried by this strange lady was that of her one great love, Bibi. She had been storing a few basters full of gooey goodness, holding on to this scheme to win Bibi back, knowing how he only ever wanted some kids but since Bibi ran, not walked, the minute he saw his chance, why let such a genius plan go to waste when it can now be used for the next unsuspecting user. She isn’t getting any younger so for it all to be at least a fraction believable, it was now or never. She also starts to feel some panic start to set in that her fall guy Peetz might not be so blinded by her soon, what with his own internet love blooming. She unleashes her plan only to be left alone with a baby she never wanted as all the possible sperm doners flee to their respective foreign countries . And she’s alone again left supplying her only friend in life with a lifetime of prison commissary and some smuggled comic books , since he took all the blame , because well jail didn’t seem all that different than his current life anyhow. Geez don’t ask me where all that just came from. I only meant to say a woman about to give birth would likely still manage to beat the snot out of FB.
Hello fresh requires far too much effort for Chantal. I’m surprised she managed to cook even one of those meals. The thing that I don’t understand. The weekly delivery on those plans can be suspended for up to six weeks and she’s too lazy to even do that. She just lets it rot in her fridge. She absolutely needs a fucking tard wrangler in her life. Lucky for us, Bibi kicked her to the curb and I bet never looked back.Haha. Regarding her hello fresh I have a feeling she mistook them for the microwave meals by that other food delivery place but once she realized she had to cook these they all became gross and inedible, despite the fact I am pretty sure she hand picked each one…she was prob just searching for something poor Peetz could manage for dinner since the only thing she now cares about is being used by her Twitter hookups and wants to be ready on the quick if and when any of them texts and says let’s go. She didn’t want to think about returning home to a roommate dead from starvation because he still can’t seem to adult yet and needs his mama Foodie to tell him what to eat, or what to order.
What does she mean by it’s dark should I drive home now? What did she plan on doing??? Sleeping in her car around his corner? And whose thoughts go to “he must be at an orgy” not once in my life have I had that thought about any one! And lastly , what are the ACTUAL CHANCES he offered her a key and she politely declined? That was a good one! If that even remotely happened I am convinced there are only two reasons her saying no thanks may be true, 1. She has a few duplicate keys and doesn’t actually need one or 2. She thinks she would feel obliged to offer the same to him, and by God, we know the conditions in which she lives, if he’s so clean and neat and walked into her pigsty, well the thread that is left of whatever this arrangement is, would be totally unraveled and bye bye Dom! Not to mention what it prob even smells like without candles and cans full of room deodorizer. And G forbid he went to use the toilet that has been clogged for the week or caught a glimpse of her Cpap, hair fibers or kitchen full of food that resembles a teenage college student. Delusion is real! Ugh already when I think it can’t get worse and I may again enjoy her content one day, it gets impossible to stomach anymore . The thought she makes a living this way actually pisses me off when is a verage joe’s have it so much harder.Im Done - 3 parts
RUN EJUP!!! FUCKING RUN TO THE HILLS!
Really rocking the Danny Devito Penguin look.Huh?
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All I could think of when I saw that picture is how much hair she's lost. She's stone cold balding, and that hair is never coming back.
Does anyone know his deal? Like where did he come from and any particular reason he seems to be right on her tail every time she is online ? It’s creepy and I go from thinking he’s just a harmless lonely middle aged dad bod type to a crazy delusional stalker type that thinks they have a real life relationship with her and is likely to show up at her doorstep one day with all his belongings….and a variety of weapons…should things not go as they do in his delusions. I know she is killing herself with her lifestyle but can she not see the dangers of how she conducts herself online and the kinds of sickos and perverts and clinically crazy people there are in this big cruel world ? It takes a kook to know one I guess so maybe he’s normal after all but, it’s still odd AF that he’s so invested. I barely have time to catch a few vids online at night or scan these pages every few weeks. Maybe I’m just jealous.The only entertaining part of this live so far are the comments.. and Karatejoe, of course.
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Die mad as fuck, Joe.
That side profile thoughHuh?
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All I could think of when I saw that picture is how much hair she's lost. She's stone cold balding, and that hair is never coming back.
You may not have time for her videos but you've definitely made ample time to recycle all the shit that's been said already, monologue and reply to old ass, dead horse posts all while getting MATI and shitting out post after post. So congrats on that.I barely have time to catch a few vids online at night or scan these pages every few weeks. Maybe I’m just jealous.
The kicker is, Samantha Honse apparently works at Jenny Craig!Let’s just take a moment and appreciate one of Chantal’s biggest enablers (I.e. break in, etc) and also the chats very thirsty member: Samantha H.
(1st pic shows the enabling, then we’ll get to her constant flirting with mostly SofaKing and Lewis)
I am fairly new to making posts so if my images come out wrong, please let me know.
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(another suggestion on what Egypt’s punishment should be)
Now on to “salivating” Samantha:
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These maybe out of sorts, but I hope it gives you a sense of how flirtatious and horny this woman is!
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You get the point. This is all she posts about, other than encouraging our gorl to make any of her situations worse….. for salivating Samantha, it’s all about that D! She discusses guys she goes on dates with as well. Congratulationsyour just as thirsty as your Queen! Sorry, I didn’t want this to be too drawn out but there are many good comments she’s made. Just be on the look out for this one. I sense love blossoming within Chantal’s members chats and it does get juicy!