Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

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Hey y'all!! Rise 'n Shine!!​

It is time to wake up in the middle of your sleep to give me your hard-earned cash for my junk!

As y'all know,
I'm Entrepreneurlynn and Time is Money!​

Hey peasants! Even if you didn't want it, I'm shoving it in your face anyways, fuckers! Take the precious time out of your night to buy MY shit or you're a stinky hater!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hey peasants! Even if you didn't want it, I'm shoving it in your face anyways, fuckers! Take the precious time out of your night to buy MY shit or you're a stinky hater!

Stinky I am not. I reek of vinegar, dill and a little garlic, as any good pickle should.

Her shit? Yeah shit. I do love this saga because as soon as the hoard is depleted, what then? BAYBEEEE, TO WOMART! Buy every urrring they have! We's gonna be rich bitches!

Not how it works, Hamber. But in the immortal words of my good friend Spongebob...

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That was a hilarious insight into how her mind works. It doesn't matter when you upload merch you're going to sell, be it every other Tuesday promptly at 0730 or any other day/time of your choosing.

The way she phrased that makes it look as though she thinks her thousands & thousands of 'fans' are lurking, desperately hoping for crumbs on her social media & available to answer such a mundane question or & this is more likely.... she's pretending to care what her viewers think.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

makes it look as though she thinks her thousands & thousands of 'fans' are lurking, desperately hoping for crumbs on her social media &

Just gonna say this. (Courtesy John Mellenkamp)

https://youtu.be/PErUiAyVoGc

gorl she can figure out how too do the ole scratch and sniff.

Dat mental picture just put me into a coma. Please call Banner Hospital on Dobson in AZ and tell them Slappy needs life support.

 

[F in the Chat]

The rich bitches went for $65, along with some of those butterflies that remind her of her family.

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Just did the maths. As of now, our gorl has sold 199 pairs and made $2,088 USD. The accuracy might be give or take a dollar, given the brain rot of having to look at her #smallbusiness page for that long.

 

[peach tea]

Just did the maths. As of now, our gorl has sold 199 pairs and made $2,088 USD. The accuracy might be give or take a dollar, given the brain rot of having to look at her #smallbusiness page for that long.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Just did the maths. As of now, our gorl has sold 199 pairs and made $2,088 USD.

Is that number real though? A lot of those online marketplaces allow you to falsely increase your sales numbers to make your store appear more successful than it actually is.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Does that total also include the sites cut. Her monthly fees. Shipping / packing costs. Ambers lazy as fuck but I'm not sure this is the grift she thought it was gonna be.. but... grifters gotta grift.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The expenses column would also need to reflect how much she paid for each item, and the shipping she paid for it. I recall one vid where she ordered a single pair of earrings and showed how big the bag was (that they were mailed in) versus that pair. Nobody is going to pay the shipping for you if you're buying one measly pair of earrings.

 

[last_report]

The most unrealistic part here is that she packed, wrote an adress on an envelope and shipped up to 200 pairs.
Guessing people bought packs of 5 or maybe more then one pair still means something like 80 envelopes she had to prepare?
Just kidding, we know Becky has earned a new chore but if they really did send them all out they put more work in it that I'd ever imagined.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There is that, too. I'm betting she just tagged a bunch of stuff sold to puff up sales numbers, much like she puffs up her ego.

 

[Prince Lotor]

How many months in a row has Amber claimed to weigh like 545 lbs?

Hasn't it been since like last fall or something?

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

I cannot believe that this biiiich is sooooo boring that, all we have to sperg about is the price of her tacky, plastic, womart, smelly earrings!
wake me up when she shows layggggs or finds a new butler!
Edit: punctuation cos blah!

 

[StuffedChocolate]

I doubt she attempted to clean them before selling them, but they're "like new"

 

[PB4ZZZ]

She's gonna buy bulk lot scrunchies off aliexpress and sell them at a mark up. Not knocking it or whatever bc ppl do it all the time, but if it weren't that she has a "name" to drive business towards her store she'd not be selling nearly as much and as quickly as she is right now. That said there are only so many drag queens out their in the market for jewelry like hers.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She's gonna buy bulk lot scrunchies off aliexpress and sell them at a mark up.

Get your official "Poop Bun" scrunchies here! Only $10.99! Order today and get a FREE actually worn by Hamber set of earrings!

Barnum was absolutely correct.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Also I don't know any of the materials of these earrings. I immediately ripped them out of their packaging and shove them into my trash drawer. So f*ck your allergies.
No returns/refunds

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

The people buying this trash deserve what they get.

 

[peach tea]

She’s really not making any profit. Profit is money in over money out. She has bought so much garbage that she’s either given away, thrown away or forgotten about that she wouldn’t profit for a couple years at least. And that’s only if she stopped spending on anything other than necessities now in order to catch up.

It LOOKS like she’s making money because it’s all coming in at once, but a couple thousand doesn’t matter when you spend 10x that much on a regular basis.

Just one of many reasons why this will never be a legit business no matter how much she LARPs being a boss babe. Overhead and business expenses are bare minimum things you have to comprehend in order to be an entrepreneur. Amber can barely read or speak, let alone do any kind of accounting.

 

[Kitsunehime]

never worn XD a Picture of Apathetic faxX new YT-Video exposes the lie