Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Kirby]

With the Help of @MasterDisaster, I am proud to bring you the first full length episode of the Kiwi Central railroad.

Hope you enjoy.

good shit man

 

[AnOminous]

Says someone too embarrassed of their looks to use a real pic of themselves. Also, my pic proves I have teeth.

Please don't bite me.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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Pot, kettle, etc.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

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@Cowlick is one of the worst kiwis. We need to doxx him because some of the stuff he says makes even the most hardened kiwis shudder

 

[Hyperion]

Nothing, until he actually proves it, which may or may not be true. Once again, I never stated I was more intelligent than all other members, simply the majority. Your misunderstanding of that continuing is ironically further proof it is true.

If you're so smart then why you type like a drunk chimp? Take some grammar courses you feckless idiot.

 

[GS 281]

Hey Len, here's a mindgame: if Hy "knows people in very high places", enough to bring down people like ISIS, then why does he continue to let ISIS exist?

In doing nothing against them he's just as bad as them, and you're just as horrible for associating with someone who knowingly and willingly allows a group like ISIS to continue.

Chew on that one for a bit.

Is Hy willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is Hy able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is Hy both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is Hy neither able nor willing? Then why call him Hy?

 

[Jaimas]

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Wake the fuck up, @Cowlick.

You're a smarter and frankly infinitely better man than Shaner. Don't take this shit lying down. Kick his ass.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Cowlick has been threadbanned. Carry on.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Says someone too embarrassed of their looks to use a real pic of themselves. Also, my pic proves I have teeth.

There's a word for people who put up irl pics of themselves on the Internet and put their name by them.

They're called retards.

Here's a taste of things to come, from a conversation Lenny had last night (when I have time to screencap everything).

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Since we've been exposed, here are the documents we have on @Leonard F. Shaner Jr. We might as well come clean, guys. No bullshit anymore. We need to let everyone know so we can keep the world safe.

SCP-6945

Item #: SCP-6945

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the sensitive nature of SCP-6945, undercover agents in the area of [REDACTED], Pennsylvania are to keep SCP-6945 within the region. Any attempts by SCP-6945 to leave the area should be considered a breach of security and all units within the northeastern region of the United States are to have all assignments shifted to containment of SCP-6945, as his escape can constitute the beginning of an YK-Class Culture Shift and the end of the Foundation's secrecy. To placate SCP-6945 and not motivate him to attempt to escape, all undercover agents are to observe him at a distance and only directly intervene in the case of his attempted escape until Containment Procedure #2401-K is complete.

Description: SCP-6945 is a autistic human Caucasian male foamer, identified legally as Leonard F. Shaner Jr. SCP-6945 is known for being unusually charismatic and shockingly intelligent, and has a past history with the Foundation's most important financial backer, the Colebrookdale Railroad. His willy charms have caused him to be the close friends of many and the desires of many more women, and his unrivaled photography and videography skills have made him a legend amongst railfan communities.

Due to a disagreement between him and one of most important backers and the sole purpose of the Foundation's continued existence, the Colebrookdale Railroad, he has since dedicated his life to bringing down the railroad. Should the Foundation lose this important asset, it is likely that we would be unable to function at an optimal capacity, guaranteeing the destabilization of many essential Foundation facilities, the escape of numerous other Euclid and Keter-class objects, and the end of the Foundation's secrecy. Such a scenario would jeopardize the world's safety and our mission, and must be avoided at all costs.

Addendum: At the urging of the O5 Council, the Ethics Community, and our contacts in the Colebrookdale Railroad, the SCP Foundation has began Containment Procedure #2401-K in an attempt to decommission him. Using agents within the railroad and embedded in legal facilities throughout Pennsylvania, we have successfully framed SCP-6945 of numerous false charges of trespassing and reckless endangerment, with the hopes of imprisoning him under the Pennsylvanian legal system. Such an act would destroy his credibility and remove any threat of exposing the Foundation.

In accordance with #2401-K, many of the Foundation's top agents, as well as several O5 members, have created the false website Kiwi Farms in order to draw SCP-6945's attention away from the ongoing legal procedures. By doing so, it is the Foundation's hope that SCP-6945 will be too distracted to properly defend himself in the ongoing legal case and will be convicted as guilty.

Embedded Foundation Personal of Note:
Dr. Clef
Dr. Kondraki
Dr. Bright
Dr. Gears
O5-1
O5-3
O5-7
O5-13
SCP-105

Update: Due to SCP-6945's continued interaction with the Foundation, we believe he might be close to uncovering the Foundation and the conspiracy around him. Recommend acceleration of #2401-K.

"Approved. This is getting too risky. Mr. Shaner is too grave of a threat to leave lying around." - O5-2

Spoiler: CLASSIFIED: REQUIRES LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE. MEMETIC KILL-AGENT EMBEDDED

We know what we did.
We can never deny it.

Did you get through? Good. There is a memetic agent, but it's pretty low clearance. I think the only people it's gonna affect are Len and his troupe of morons, and all it'll do is cause them to autistically spaz out and scream Bible verses for the next two hours.

SCP-6945

Item #: SCP-6945

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Are you kidding me? The guy's a moron. You could contain him by putting a water bucket at the frame of his door and watching him immediately run back to his room after it douses him.

Description: Len is a fucking idiotic autistic foamer and the most hilarious thing the SCP Foundation has found in recent years. So far, his article has been shared amongst numerous agents and other departments of the SCP Foundation as comedic relief. The O5 Council eagerly awaits more reports on Len, and we can even confirm that SCP-682 and SCP-076 are willing to... cooperate in return for more news on Len. Keep it coming, guys. This guy's a fucking riot and we bring up his article whenever we're snacking on SCP-458.

... I really need to find better things to do with my time.

 

[Dalhox Wolfchains]

Love it when Shaner gets a new feature in his thread. You just know the shenanigans are getting better each time.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

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Only one step ahead of Teej? That's not really something to brag about.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Fellow Kiwi's! In the tradition of our great Colebrookdale leader @Zim, I'd like to present some new content I've been gathering over the last few days. Each info dump is to be organised according to theme and has been carefully selected to elicit maximum lulz.

Basically, what I've done is gone through all the Len content I haven't shared so far, but instead of just dumping it here, I thought I'd try to organise it in a logical and entertaining manner, kind of like what @Zim used to do. I plan to post more stuff throughout the week, but there's a lot of stuff here (because Lenny doesn't ever learn, and despite knowing I'm a troll, just can't resist keeping me as a friend on Facebook so he can gloat via PMs) and it'll take a while to get through it all.

So without further ado, here's the first post-hearing infodump, Lenny Shaner and the Saga of the Sham Shaners!

Spoiler: Infodump

Here's how our story begins. A couple of days ago, annoyed with Shaner's constant messages threatening to sic the FBI on me and with nothing to do, I had an interesting idea for a little bit of fun pop into my head: we know Lenny thinks there's a huge conspiracy out to get him, but how would he react to seeing his own doppelganger taking part?

Thus followed the creation of three Facebook sock accounts. All named Leonard F Shaner Jr. All from Pottstown, PA. All of them with the same profile pic and cover photo as Lenny. They wasted no time making themselves at home on Len's Take Down page:

At first, it seemed like our Lenny hadn't noticed that anything out of the ordinary was happening. But within 24 hours, the fake Shaners definitely caught his attention. I logged back on the next day to find one of my three profiles had been blocked from the Take Down page and its comments and likes removed. Thankfully, the contributions of the other two fake Lens remained intact - Lenny obviously didn't realise that he was dealing with three different accounts and hadn't noticed that his ban hammer had completely missed two of them.

And so, the two surviving Shaners carried on, commenting back and forth on Lenny's statuses and liking each other's posts, until...

Yep. Our Lenny Boy, obviously incensed that fake Shaner was still somehow posting even though he'd already blocked them, decided to engage with me. Making sure to note the irony of someone as obsessed with socks as Lenny getting upset about someone pretending to be him, I sat down with him for a heart to heart talk:

As per usual, Lenny didn't realise he was being taken for a ride, and I ducked out of the conversation, content to leave him smug in the knowledge that I'll be sent to jail for identity theft.

More to come guys

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

While it disappoints me to see that Len actually didn't make identical sockpuppets, it is amusing to see him continually say that the FBI will be on us.

Part of me wonders if he's actually that dumb to keep bothering the FBI with reports on us. I'm pretty sure that they have some sort of filtering system and that most of them probably don't give a shit, but I'm vaguely curious regardless.

 

[MasterDisaster]

While it disappoints me to see that Len actually didn't make identical sockpuppets, it is amusing to see him continually say that the FBI will be on us.

Part of me wonders if he's actually that dumb to keep bothering the FBI with reports on us. I'm pretty sure that they have some sort of filtering system and that most of them probably don't give a shit, but I'm vaguely curious regardless.

Len's constant threat of the FBI is so laughable. It's the equivalent of telling someone not to fuck with you cause you know karate or some shit. The really sad part is he's managed the FBI how many times now and nothings changed or happened to us. The idea of a threat is to either instill fear or follow through on it...considering he's done neither of these what exactly is his endgame at this point?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

The idea of a threat is to either instill fear or follow through on it...considering he's done neither of these what exactly is his endgame at this point?

Len never got what the definition of insanity was.

I'd give him a dictionary, but it might be out of his reading level.

 

[Adamska]

Fellow Kiwi's! In the tradition of our great Colebrookdale leader @Zim, I'd like to present some new content I've been gathering over the last few days. Each info dump is to be organised according to theme and has been carefully selected to elicit maximum lulz.

Basically, what I've done is gone through all the Len content I haven't shared so far, but instead of just dumping it here, I thought I'd try to organise it in a logical and entertaining manner, kind of like what @Zim used to do. I plan to post more stuff throughout the week, but there's a lot of stuff here (because Lenny doesn't ever learn, and despite knowing I'm a troll, just can't resist keeping me as a friend on Facebook so he can gloat via PMs) and it'll take a while to get through it all.

So without further ado, here's the first post-hearing infodump, Lenny Shaner and the Saga of the Sham Shaners!

Spoiler: Infodump

Here's how our story begins. A couple of days ago, annoyed with Shaner's constant messages threatening to sic the FBI on me and with nothing to do, I had an interesting idea for a little bit of fun pop into my head: we know Lenny thinks there's a huge conspiracy out to get him, but how would he react to seeing his own doppelganger taking part?

Thus followed the creation of three Facebook sock accounts. All named Leonard F Shaner Jr. All from Pottstown, PA. All of them with the same profile pic and cover photo as Lenny. They wasted no time making themselves at home on Len's Take Down page:

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At first, it seemed like our Lenny hadn't noticed that anything out of the ordinary was happening. But within 24 hours, the fake Shaners definitely caught his attention. I logged back on the next day to find one of my three profiles had been blocked from the Take Down page and its comments and likes removed. Thankfully, the contributions of the other two fake Lens remained intact - Lenny obviously didn't realise that he was dealing with three different accounts and hadn't noticed that his ban hammer had completely missed two of them.

And so, the two surviving Shaners carried on, commenting back and forth on Lenny's statuses and liking each other's posts, until...

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Yep. Our Lenny Boy, obviously incensed that fake Shaner was still somehow posting even though he'd already blocked them, decided to engage with me. Making sure to note the irony of someone as obsessed with socks as Lenny getting upset about someone pretending to be him, I sat down with him for a heart to heart talk:

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As per usual, Lenny didn't realise he was being taken for a ride, and I ducked out of the conversation, content to leave him smug in the knowledge that I'll be sent to jail for identity theft.

More to come guys

The thing that made me laugh is that Shaner MISSPELLED HIS OWN FUCKING NAME.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Don't blame autism. Apparently he doesn't have it.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Spoiler: Inspiring Messages from Arr Bee

EDIT: Some minor content.

Periods. Goddamn.

"I see you're on your periods." Bitch, I can bleed for a week & live, let's see you do something half as metal as that.

Though. . .I'm not sure if that's actually Len or not, since he used the correct "you're."

My god... It's full of puffers...

Sorry I wasn't able to make you one in time! Anyway, the tentative list is as follows:
@Adamska (I haven't forgotten about you!)
@John Daker
@Chandler Cats
@Soccer Hooligan
@Kool Kid Kue
@Whatisgoingon
@AN/ALR-56
@Frank Rizzo
@meanmutha
@dunbrine47
@MasterDisaster
@Pocket_Sand!
@Zim
@cumrobbery
@DynamiteNinja
@Guardian G.I.
@Chan the Wizard
@BlueArmedDevil

Are you going to make one for @Cowlick?

Spoiler: The power of Church compels you!

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NO. Too much work, & I've already done art in TJ's thread.

If I've forgotten anyone, just leave a message on my profile.

Also I have been dreaming of pufferfish.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Don't blame autism. Apparently he doesn't have it.

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It's possible. He's so dedicated to the Lenspiracy. Paranoia is a symptom of Alzheimer's, and it's possible for Alzheimer's to have an early onset.

In Len's case "early" probably meant "conception." If he didn't have autism then he probably broke the world record for earliest Alzheimer's.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

@BOLDYSPICY!
I'd like to request a Pufferton as well.
He should wear my avatar's mask and have a drawing tablet. Thanks in advance! I'll repay with Shaner art later on!