Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[JaneThough]

Yes, reality TV reboot of "Boxing Helena" confirmed! TLC should pick this up and run it right after "1000 Lb Sisters".
Watch as Tammy Slaton packs on more pounds, then watch as Kelly looses more limbs!

Somewhere, in a custom mannequin factory, a poor underpaid fucker had to fill that order by hand: an ass-up partial torso, featuring gooey looking wounds of various depths and colors. Two "tunneling" minimum; don't forget the "undermining" shelf.
And that's why you don't get into crushing student debt for a sculpture degree, folks.

If they can convince Gina to join the show, they can call it One and a Half Sisters

 

[Ruin]

If they can convince Gina to join the show, they can call it One and a Half Sisters

Put Kelley and Ashley Isaac's together in a one bedroom apartment and call it The Nearly Dead Couple.

"Ashley one of your ears fell in my soup!

"Well at least it's not a fly!"

(Laugh track)

 

[Empyrea]

(what's left of each leg, is actually called a stump!)

Wow, what a factoid, Kelly!

 

[weaselhat]

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MRSA tunnels like that. She’s right to be nervous. I bet she’s got an infection in those stumps.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Video is surreal after seeing she was standing not long ago.
And wacky K-Stubs with her #doublestumps

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

MRSA tunnels like that. She’s right to be nervous. I bet she’s got an infection in those stumps.

How ironic will it be if an infection she didn't cause is what does her in.

 

[Plague Dog]

How ironic will it be if an infection she didn't cause is what does her in.

Do we know if she caused it or not?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do we know if she caused it or not?

MRSA is pretty easy to catch in hospitals. So unless she's rubbing her stumps on every surface or touching everything then rubbing her stumps it's more then likely she just contracted it.

 

[depressedfurry]

I believe that the rule about posting breasts on Facebook is that the nipple can't show. Kelly can just cut off/ burn of/ whatever her nipples and she would be good to go

 

[Clotso Coof]

I believe that the rule about posting breasts on Facebook is that the nipple can't show. Kelly can just cut off/ burn of/ whatever her nipples and she would be good to go

She could claim the mysterious Satan cult that forced her her to shove broken glass up her twat came back and stole her nipples.

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She gets around remarkably well for a recent double-amputee. If she'd just stop with the self-harm, she could have a pretty normal life. But, Kelly's an artist, and picking and munching is her medium.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Ikr? I think everyone just assumed she was in an opioid haze and I guess we all decided to overlook it lol?

Yeah I just assumed she had carefully crafted her post in textpad and then pasted it twice.

So unless she's rubbing her stumps on every surface or touching everything then rubbing her stump

So yes she's causing it then?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So yes she's causing it then

I'm trying to err to the side of here because if she does contract it she's more than likely going to die. No pity insta posts when your in the icu with organ failure.

 

[Barbarella]

Is it normal the way her stumps point to the sky when she does stuff? I keep imagining them as whole legs and you’d never have your thighs and knees facing the ceiling getting in and out of bed or moving towards a door or anything.

I guess it’s a weight distribution thing but it looks so odd. I don’t know any amputees so I’m not sure if that’s normal after having your body weight removed or if Kelly is just trying to make herself looks stranger. Never know with Ms Stumps.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Yeah, I imagine it's gotta be a weight distribution thing. If I suddenly lost my legs I'd probably be doing the same simply out of muscle memory/habit. As she gets used to the new weight/balance/centre of gravity she'll probably stop doing it

 

[Moaning Myrtle]

I'm trying to err to the side of here because if she does contract it she's more than likely going to die. No pity insta posts when your in the icu with organ failure.

I don't know that she ever considers the enormity of what she does to herself. As someone earlier in the thread said, she has always seemed to heal pretty well from her various self-inflicted emergencies, so I think she takes it for granted that she will just recover. Sure, before this, she got skin grafts, but the sites where they took her skin from healed well, because she didn't fuck with them so much. Even after she picked the hell out of her legs and they moved her damn calf muscle to the front of her shin, she still kept her legs for another year or two (was it longer than that, even?).

This is an addiction she has to receiving medical attention. If you think of an alcoholic at a bar, they overestimate how sober they are, overestimating how well they'll be able to drive home. Probably a hundred times the alcoholic drove home from the bar without getting into an accident. Kelly's like the alcoholic, in that she's harmed her body every day for the past couple decades with pretty minimal consequences, until now. So why wouldn't she expect she'd get another 20 years on the munchie clock before experiencing another serious consequence?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If I suddenly lost my legs I'd probably be doing the same simply out of muscle memory/habit

This, I used to work with a guy that lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, for months afterwards he would try and cross his leg(s) when he sat down in a chair

 

[weaselhat]

Do we know if she caused it or not?

If a person has ever had it, it can come back. It can Hang out with normal flora. Or one can become carrier with it in nose.

 

[Mothman's Hitlist]

Hey am I having a stroke or does she start repeating herself in the update text

She's definitely repeating herself, idk if its on purpose or to replicate some kind of illness - it'll be fucking Alzheimer's next, just you watch

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

She's definitely repeating herself, idk if its on purpose or to replicate some kind of illness - it'll be fucking Alzheimer's next, just you watch

I'm in if only for the "WHERE DID MY LEGS GO?!!?" storyline.

 

[Postal Dude]

I wonder if she’s going to post about phantom pains, a phenomenon that causes many amputees feel pain in limbs that were amputated, even though they’re no longer there. Something about the brain expecting there to be an arm or a leg where there is no longer. It would be perfect for pity points after all - “my poor ghost leggies hurt so much!!!! when will my self-imposed suffering end?!?!?” - whether she experiences it or not.