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God damn, it's like the camera tried to capture just how fat she is and realized a dutch angle was the only way to fit her in frame.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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I was wondering why her motions seemed strangely halted - she was trying to keep the filters from breaking.
The lack of chins 3 through 7 was also a dead giveaway
The lack of chins 3 through 7 was also a dead giveaway
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Uhhh isn't this digital blackface??? Or did woke Twitter decide that its okay if you're an 'ally' or what? I thought Tessy was much too #enlightened for this, quelle horreur!
Not to mention the omnipresent photoshoop, Buffalo Bill-tier "I'd fuck me" eyes, and absolute trash behavior she's publicly displaying. As @Black Death said, Bowie desperately needs a stable trustworthy adult who doesn't throw their southward-pointing sagbags all over the internet.
I noticed she hasn't posted food since she posted like three fucking cakes within hours of each other, like two days after she said she was ~anorexic~ so she must have gotten a mighty amount of backlash for that. She seems like she's panicking a little, the way she's trying to "clap back" and constantly responding and addressing comments. Seems like someone found out just how vicious of a disease anorexia really is, through the women she's insulting by claiming this absolutely tearing her apart. Whoops!
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She will defend someone accused of rape or child molestation. Seems like that's the only thing that gets you cancelled these days.
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"Your skin is so perfect and glowy."
Amazing pores gorl.
Amazing pores gorl.
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Well she did party with that pedo teacher and took a picture with her years ago like it was something to brag about.
ninja'd
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So this came up on my twitter feed ... I thought this might be of interest. It's about Nick Holliday but mentions Tess.
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We called it, they are both shitty horrible people.
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- Dec 27, 2020
She spends a ton of money on her hair. You'd think she could see a dermatologist and get a facial once in a while.
Details, Lex! We need details and quotes you overheard from Tess.
Also, FYI: we're now calling you "Lex: the younger, thinner, prettier, more fashionable Tess".
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You guys... holy shit. Nick did porn with this chick!
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Nice lip filler mustache!!
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How not very woke of you ms. "Sex-Work-Is-Real-Work".
Who thought two narcissists in a relationship would be abusive towards eachother? pikachuface.jpg
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Meh, gonna need more proof besides vague “mentally abusive gaslighter” accusations which are utterly meaningless terms in 2021. Of course, Lex is highly encouraged to prove me wrong.
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Ugh, can someone finally please cancel this bitch, which she's begging for by her very own standards? Miss Woke AF actually had the audacity to call someone's family and rat on them for making amateur porn, seriously? Lex needs to keep spilling details. Not only because I'm dying to know (and I am) but also because the initial vaguetweets only make it sound like hurt feelings and generic conflict. The details are everything.
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Just sounds like the fatty got dumped and is scorned like most youtube groomed adults. Classic attention seeking in the form of standing up against a relationship, which looking back was not that great, so she is milking retweets and comments to stand out as a strong woman.
Lex is just as shit as Tess
Lex is just as shit as Tess
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Can she really make improvements here though? Genuine questions; pores can't be tightened, so I don't know what facial would do to that.
Or do you mean they are congested? Or that she should have used primer to ‘fill them’ before foundation?
Not competent in this area :/
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I wonder how Tess is going to respond to this. She can't play this halfway and say "You're telling the truth about Nick but not MEEEEEE!!!!", especially since calling an abused woman a liar is a bad look for her.
My guess is that Tess will try to ignore this as long as possible, then make a bunch of vague bitchy posts full of clown emojis when people start brining it up to force her to respond.
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The audacity of trying to ruin someone's life because they dared to date the husband you separated from almost two years ago. All while you're trying to chase someone new yourself. Ryann shows herself to be the bitterest of shrews; sure she doesn't want him, but no one else can have him either, so help her next ice cream binge!
Anyway, this girl lost almost 100 pounds during the pandemic, and we know how Nick hates when his little piggies resist his efforts to feed them up. Good for her.
Fattie on the right
That same girl now
That same girl now
See, this is what you could have had if you'd had an ounce of willpower in your early 20s, Ryann. Just a small flap of extra skin, but otherwise attractive. But her body is something you can never have now.
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I get the impression she's got lots of clogged pores she tries to cover up with filters and photoshop. I could be wrong. I have no idea what she does with her makeup, since it always looks like she just dipped her face into old frying oil to me.
True, but only assholes would date hipster loser Nick. He's such an obvious douche.