Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

I believe her, being as she's just confirming what we already know and what we've archived of a long pattern of Nick's shitty behavior going back years. Any screencaps are better than none, obviously, but we already know he's a piece of shit and any new info coming out that further sinks these two retards into a hell of their own making is always good to see.

I don’t disbelieve her but if she’s going to make accusations, she should be more specific than using the same histrionic terms that these types use if they stub their toe. Who isn’t a mentally abusive gaslighter in their world? Of course, it’s understandable that they’re just awful people using each other for their own selfish ends. It sounds like Nick made her get an abortion, which was the right call.

 

[Water-T]

LOL at that video. Tess' boobs look like a giant saggy ass bolted to her chest.

 

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Spoiler: Off topic

Your skin is an organ. A lot of people know this and say this, but sometimes it's really hard to get your mind around the fact that it isn't a metaphor.
To elaborate a bit, your liver has a limit to how much sugar it can process at a time, so when you eat too much sugar it literally strains your liver. Literal actual pressure. Physical damage.
Similar stuff happens with the food you eat and other organs. It's hard to find studies on acne and diet because humans are all different, and race and your microbiome all play a role.
Milk may be bad in general, but for people with a large colony of lactose-eating bacteria in their gut, it may actually be super helpful. Similarly, someone with genetically high cholesterol would actually be ok with a higher-fat diet but may be at risk at lower sugar-intake levels than other people.

All of which to say, Tess is gross, what she's eating is gross, her skin is gross, and her organs we can't see are most likely super-gross.

She's so fucking gross. She's fat and gross and fat without makeup and in her pajamas; she's fat and gross with oodles of slap on her gob and her sagging udders on display.

Two years of trying every which way, and not one person has been willing to date her. We all know she wants a man desperately, but she's even tried for lezbos and troons, to no avail. It's got to have dawned on her that unless she's willing to step out openly into the feeder world, there's a chance she could die without ever having an actual boyfriend again. I mean, Nick was an open feeder, too, but somehow she still thought she was above that.

Anyway, I doubt even one of her feeders wants to be associated with her now. Her remaining audience or around 1,000 people is 50% thirsty feeders and 50% fellow obeasts. It's not like she's a prize, and she expects to do nothing and have someone pay for her live like a celebrity.

 

[bloomingcactus]

She's so fucking gross. She's fat and gross and fat without makeup and in her pajamas; she's fat and gross with oodles of slap on her gob and her sagging udders on display.

Two years of trying every which way, and not one person has been willing to date her. We all know she wants a man desperately, but she's even tried for lezbos and troons, to no avail. It's got to have dawned on her that unless she's willing to step out openly into the feeder world, there's a chance she could die without ever having an actual boyfriend again. I mean, Nick was an open feeder, too, but somehow she still thought she was above that.

Anyway, I doubt even one of her feeders wants to be associated with her now. Her remaining audience or around 1,000 people is 50% thirsty feeders and 50% fellow obeasts. It's not like she's a prize, and she expects to do nothing and have someone pay for her live like a celebrity.

She has a minefield of unexploded controversies around her. It would be dangerous to date her if you wanted to be in the limelight. Be it YouTube or bigger fish. No one is going to want to get involved with her and have themselves be affected by the stigma of all her failed attempts at clout and made up controversies.

And we all know Tess doesn't want Joe the plumber from down the street from her mom's house. Even though he would be a good dad for Bowie. I really worry about him.

Karma may be slow but like Tess hopefully it's will speed up on it's way downhill. You don't want to be in the way of that.

 

[Beezer]

Just sounds like the fatty got dumped and is scorned like most youtube groomed adults. Classic attention seeking in the form of standing up against a relationship, which looking back was not that great, so she is milking retweets and comments to stand out as a strong woman.

Lex is just as shit as Tess

Lex claimed that Nick emotionally abused her for months on end and he probably did. Though in his defence, Lex also says that he told her multiple times he didn't want anything serious and planned on going back to the US as soon as he could. That never stopped Lex though, even when Nick emphatically explained to her that he didn't want anything serious, Lex would cruise past it and say they were in love.

Anyway, this girl lost almost 100 pounds during the pandemic, and we know how Nick hates when his little piggies resist his efforts to feed them up. Good for her.

See, this is what you could have had if you'd had an ounce of willpower in your early 20s, Ryann. Just a small flap of extra skin, but otherwise attractive. But her body is something you can never have now.

Lex flew to Thailand to have a gastric bypass just before COVID hit. She hasn't worked on shit. She used the last of her divorce settlement money from her ex-husband to pay for it.

Anybody who would willingly date Nick in the first place is bound to be a trashfire. Making porn with him for your OnlyFans? Trashfire status confirmed. Everybody involved here is a shitty person, and I have no sympathy for any of them. At least there isn't going to be another unfortunate kid for Nick to abandon.

Lex always has been and always will be desperate for positive male attention. Her dating history is feral and full of losers that she falls in love with after one fuck and then prophetically snorts that he is the "one" to anyone that will listen. Only to be single a few weeks later because she's scared off the poor guy with her obsessive texting and constant neediness.

Lex had one best friend when she met Nick, because all of her other friends had had enough of her shit. Lex would go running to her bestie everytime nick hurt her feewings. Eventually her bestie got sick of her complaining and constantly running back to Nick and ditched her as well.

Cluster Bs attract other cluster Bs. You guys called it in this thread: Both Ryann & Nick are abusers, and this chick is yet another human dumpster fire. A case of "when assholes collide." And then blow chunks all over each other, like that farting hippo video.

Edit: Beaten by @Angry New Ager for human trash fire metaphor.

Makes sense that Nick would hang around with her. He would have loved her pathetic neediness and obsessive behaviour.

I don’t disbelieve her but if she’s going to make accusations, she should be more specific than using the same histrionic terms that these types use if they stub their toe. Who isn’t a mentally abusive gaslighter in their world? Of course, it’s understandable that they’re just awful people using each other for their own selfish ends. It sounds like Nick made her get an abortion, which was the right call.

Lex is terrified of Tess sending her followers after her. She doesn't want anyone digging into her past. Why do you think she didn't @ tess in her pathetic cry for attention on twitter?

 

[Little Dark Age]

Lex claimed that Nick emotionally abused her for months on end and he probably did. Though in his defence, Lex also says that he told her multiple times he didn't want anything serious and planned on going back to the US as soon as he could. That never stopped Lex though, even when Nick emphatically explained to her that he didn't want anything serious, Lex would cruise past it and say they were in love.



Lex flew to Thailand to have a gastric bypass just before COVID hit. She hasn't worked on shit. She used the last of her divorce settlement money from her ex-husband to pay for it.


Lex always has been and always will be desperate for positive male attention. Her dating history is feral and full of losers that she falls in love with after one fuck and then prophetically snorts that he is the "one" to anyone that will listen. Only to be single a few weeks later because she's scared off the poor guy with her obsessive texting and constant neediness.

Lex had one best friend when she met Nick, because all of her other friends had had enough of her shit. Lex would go running to her bestie everytime nick hurt her feewings. Eventually her bestie got sick of her complaining and constantly running back to Nick and ditched her as well.

Makes sense that Nick would hang around with her. He would have loved her pathetic neediness and obsessive behaviour.


Lex is terrified of Tess sending her followers after her. She doesn't want anyone digging into her past. Why do you think she didn't @ tess in her pathetic cry for attention on twitter?

Agree with all of this, except the whole "said he didn't want anything serious" part being any kind of defense. Narc creeps like Nick who fuck around and toy with people will be like "I'm not looking for anything serious babe" while tattooing the girl's name on their neck.

 

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Lex claimed that Nick emotionally abused her for months on end and he probably did. Though in his defence, Lex also says that he told her multiple times he didn't want anything serious and planned on going back to the US as soon as he could. That never stopped Lex though, even when Nick emphatically explained to her that he didn't want anything serious, Lex would cruise past it and say they were in love.



Lex flew to Thailand to have a gastric bypass just before COVID hit. She hasn't worked on shit. She used the last of her divorce settlement money from her ex-husband to pay for it.


Lex always has been and always will be desperate for positive male attention. Her dating history is feral and full of losers that she falls in love with after one fuck and then prophetically snorts that he is the "one" to anyone that will listen. Only to be single a few weeks later because she's scared off the poor guy with her obsessive texting and constant neediness.

Lex had one best friend when she met Nick, because all of her other friends had had enough of her shit. Lex would go running to her bestie everytime nick hurt her feewings. Eventually her bestie got sick of her complaining and constantly running back to Nick and ditched her as well.

Makes sense that Nick would hang around with her. He would have loved her pathetic neediness and obsessive behaviour.


Lex is terrified of Tess sending her followers after her. She doesn't want anyone digging into her past. Why do you think she didn't @ tess in her pathetic cry for attention on twitter?

How do you know all this personal info about Lex?

 

[Jack Awful]

It would be dangerous to date her if you wanted to be in the limelight.

It'd be dangerous to date her because she might mistake you for food and eat you.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Lex claimed that Nick emotionally abused her for months on end and he probably did. Though in his defence, Lex also says that he told her multiple times he didn't want anything serious and planned on going back to the US as soon as he could. That never stopped Lex though, even when Nick emphatically explained to her that he didn't want anything serious, Lex would cruise past it and say they were in love.



Lex flew to Thailand to have a gastric bypass just before COVID hit. She hasn't worked on shit. She used the last of her divorce settlement money from her ex-husband to pay for it.


Lex always has been and always will be desperate for positive male attention. Her dating history is feral and full of losers that she falls in love with after one fuck and then prophetically snorts that he is the "one" to anyone that will listen. Only to be single a few weeks later because she's scared off the poor guy with her obsessive texting and constant neediness.

Lex had one best friend when she met Nick, because all of her other friends had had enough of her shit. Lex would go running to her bestie everytime nick hurt her feewings. Eventually her bestie got sick of her complaining and constantly running back to Nick and ditched her as well.

Makes sense that Nick would hang around with her. He would have loved her pathetic neediness and obsessive behaviour.


Lex is terrified of Tess sending her followers after her. She doesn't want anyone digging into her past. Why do you think she didn't @ tess in her pathetic cry for attention on twitter?

Believable, but you got any proof of this? Twatter screenshots? If not, it's just speculation. Tess has probably Lexs ass blocked in everything.

I have no problems believing this gorl is a lolcow. She's an escort and honestly how many gorls working in the porn/whore industry are stable people? Gastric bypass or no, she still lost a ton of weight (let's see how she manages to keep it off) something Tess never will achieve.

 

[multiverse]

Gastric bypass or no, she still lost a ton of weight (let's see how she manages to keep it off) something Tess never will achieve

Right? How many fats totally fail at losing after bypass? No judgements on her whatsoever for taking her health in her own hands. Especially whilst under the influence of a feeder like Nick. He probably bullied her for not fattening up like he expected.

And my guess is her fertility unexpectedly increased after losing weight, and thus the unitnended pregnancy. Sounds like he bullied her into an abortion, which is also shit on top of her WLS.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Without pl-ing too hard, just kind of go with it,

Post wls, patients are recommended to be hyper vigilant about birth control because fertility shoots up in some patients, and also as we know from amy slaton, getting pregnant too soon after wls surgery is not a good idea.

Lex was not hyper vigilant, or nik was fucky with the condom, who knows. But i stand by my original statement, as emotionally traumatic as losing a pregnancy must be, thank GOD shes not tied to nik via a baby

 

[Beezer]

How do you know all this personal info about Lex?

She posts her life on the internet and has verbal diarrhea about her shitty love life to anyone that will listen. This is just the shit I found on her twitter. I didn't even bother with her reddit or any of her other socials.

Here she is posting about Nick dumping a load in her Then a few months later posting a picture of herself at the abortion clinic crying

Spoiler: Abortion tweets

Here she is being "so in love" then asking twitter if she should leave her abusive boyfriend a month later. Then months later back to tagging him for photo credit

Spoiler: She is just as emotionally unstable and narcissistic as Nick and Tess

She was taking pot shots at Tess for attention way back when she first started seeing Nick

Spoiler: Wahhhhh my fag boyfies ex hippo is a meanie

And before I leave, allow me to present gift of her sucking on Nicks tiny dick and pretending she likes little dicks

Spoiler: Shrimp dicks ahoy

She is a dumpster fire and they all deserve one another.

 

[tasty humane burger]

She posts her life on the internet and has verbal diarrhea about her shitty love life to anyone that will listen. This is just the shit I found on her twitter. I didn't even bother with her reddit or any of her other socials.

Here she is posting about Nick dumping a load in her Then a few months later posting a picture of herself at the abortion clinic crying

Spoiler: Abortion tweets

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Here she is being "so in love" then asking twitter if she should leave her abusive boyfriend a month later. Then months later back to tagging him for photo credit

Spoiler: She is just as emotionally unstable and narcissistic as Nick and Tess

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She was taking pot shots at Tess for attention way back when she first started seeing Nick

Spoiler: Wahhhhh my fag boyfies ex hippo is a meanie

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And before I leave, allow me to present gift of her sucking on Nicks tiny dick and pretending she likes little dicks

Spoiler: Shrimp dicks ahoy

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She is a dumpster fire and they all deserve one another.

Omfg thanks for the tea. WHY DID I CLICK ON THE NICK PORN??? My eyes cannot unsee it.

Those aimed Tweets at Tess tho are soooo funny. We all know she was a nasty piece of shit and it's nice for someone to expose her, even if said person is an attention whore...

So *checks notes* 20 days ago she was absolutely fine with him doing photoshoots etc and now she is calling him out for abuse? wow Idk what hold Nick has on these girls, he's obviously very manipulative but he's ugly as shit and boring as fuck too.

 

[Umaibae]

Can she really make improvements here though? Genuine questions; pores can't be tightened, so I don't know what facial would do to that.
Or do you mean they are congested? Or that she should have used primer to ‘fill them’ before foundation?

Not competent in this area :/

Some good laser resurfacing treatments and regular peels could VASTLY improve the textural issues she has. Her issues aren’t just limited to bad pores.

The audacity of trying to ruin someone's life because they dared to date the husband you separated from almost two years ago. All while you're trying to chase someone new yourself. Ryann shows herself to be the bitterest of shrews; sure she doesn't want him, but no one else can have him either, so help her next ice cream binge!

Anyway, this girl lost almost 100 pounds during the pandemic, and we know how Nick hates when his little piggies resist his efforts to feed them up. Good for her.

Spoiler: N00dz

Fattie on the right
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That same girl now
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See, this is what you could have had if you'd had an ounce of willpower in your early 20s, Ryann. Just a small flap of extra skin, but otherwise attractive. But her body is something you can never have now.

I fell down the rabbit hole of her Twitter after this all was posted last night, and I was initially confused at why Nick would be into her, since she’s not deathfat status. I guess I didn’t go back far enough.

I mean, she’s not thin — but she’s definitely left “repulsive” territory. She could be cute if she loses more weight and fixes her saggy tits.

I will never belittle anyone who loses weight, sleeve surgery or not. Sometimes surgery is the kickstart people need. If she sticks with it, good for her. I wish her the best in her weight loss journey *Dr. Now voice*

My impression was that Tess probably HATES this Lex girl because she’s everything Tess can never be: chunky/thicc but moderately attractive, open about her work as an escort and porn actress (and seems to get regular bookings and $$$ for doing so), fucking Nick. Hell, she even does the dumb freckle makeup and red blush Tess started doing all of a sudden. Tess would LOVE to skinwalk this girl’s life and she can’t, so she’s coping the only way she knows how: by being a petty, disgusting cunt.

I never understand why so many women date dudes who have abandoned one or more kids already and within months of dating go on to get pregnant themselves. Not sure if it’s a serious lack of judgement or if the desperation is just that high for fat chicks but it’s like watching someone willingly put their hand in a fire and then crying about how they never expected to get burned.

I wondered if Nick had some monster cock luring in all these sad, broken insecure women — but now we know that’s far from the truth

As for why this Lex girl stayed with Nick/lovebombed him on social media — a lot of you seem to not know how abusive relationships work. Nick could have demanded she make posts about him. Abusers also cause those they abuse to ricochet between love and fear/hate because the abuser is a cluster B nightmare who gets off on giving and then withholding love.

Maybe this Lex girl is a piece of work herself — but everything laid out here is textbook emotional abuse. Multiple things can be true at once, and I don’t doubt Nick treated her like trash.

Anyway, this thread is about Tess. Let’s talk about how Tess “Sex Work is Work!” Holliday maliciously outed a sex worker.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I have a hard time believing Nick is a super intelligent guy who somehow manages to gaslight and manipulate everyone. More likely these gorls are just so fucking dumb that they don't see the red flashing warnings the guy emites. Just LOOK AT THE GUY. There is no way a normal sane woman would fall for a guy like this.

Edit. Tho Tess and Lex are probably both extremely insecure, so that would be good grounds for an abuser. Which Nick and Tess both are.

 

[Barbarus]

Shocking, hate to say I called it about Lex but I called it. Literally just as bad as Tess and Nick.

 

[Black Death]

Well curated, @Beezer. If I had to sit down and imagine the dynamics and activities in that relationship, that's more or less what I would have come up with. It's what I attempted to say rather ineptly with my "assholes colliding and exploding all over each other like that farting hippo video" simile.

Spoiler: Mild English lit sperg

(It's kind of a simile/metaphor hybrid, actually.)

You could tell she is a histrionic, lying, pathologically needy whorebag from those "OMG, Nick is an ABUSER!!!!" posts. It doesn't sound like Nick made her have an abortion, but borderlines have a way of changing the reasoning behind why they did things when it's convenient for their current narrative, so she may do a 180 later on and claim that "AKSHUALLY, my mean old feeder boyfriend daddy abuser flavour of the month made me do it!"

Spoiler: Return to the Superwaddle... Islamically!

With a teeny todger like Nick's, HOW THE FUCK DID HE PENETRATE THROUGH THE SUPERWADDLE'S FOLDS?! Somehow the heavens parted, angels vomited wept, and Bowie was conceived, but I'm starting to think a turkey baster was involved. There's almost no way someone that, erm, phallically challenged could bushwhack his way through folds of fat, hair, and God knows what else, no matter how enthusiastic he was. --- Never mind. I'm done. I'm sorry. It's just that I assumed Nick must be packing quite the tallywhacker to have knocked up the Superwaddle.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Abortion musings

Lex's histrionics now include using her abortion for asspats. I am not anti-choice but I do not think an abortion is something that should be used for Internet cred. As @Beezer noted, posting a photo of yourself crying at your abortion appointment is the height of melodramatic attention-seeking behaviour. This woman is utter trash. Also, for her to supposedly have a surgical abortion, she waited several months after getting knocked up to do anything. (That's assuming this wasn't an ectopic pregnancy; if it had been, I'm sure she would have blurted this out on social media.) Pregnancies only a few weeks old (up to ~10 weeks) get the mifepristone / misoprostol combo, not surgery. Why did she wait so long? Did she initially want to keep the kid, but decided not to when she realised Nick wasn't going to be of any use as a baby daddy? (If this is the case, didn't the way he treats Bowie serve as a clue?!) Did she not know she was pregnant? Did she discover a fetal anomaly? Inquiring minds want to know! What is not an unknown is that she would have been a shit mother, à la the Superwaddle. What would she have called her kid? Springsteen? Maybe Prince Springsteen, to one-up 'Bowie'?
Do you think the Superwaddle is self-aware enough to see traits of herself in Lex? She hates Lex because she would hate anyone Nick dated, but I wonder if her hatred also stems from seeing herself in Lex and wondering why Nick didn't stay with her in LA. No doubt she feels abandoned by Nick; borderlines, and narcs in general, feel abandoned even when they blatantly tell someone to get lost. I'll bet she thinks farting on cakes is superior to whatever Lex is doing, though, simply because she, the Superwaddle, is doing it. Narc on, you crazy narcissists! (Sorry, Pink Floyd.)

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I don’t disbelieve her but if she’s going to make accusations, she should be more specific than using the same histrionic terms that these types use if they stub their toe. Who isn’t a mentally abusive gaslighter in their world? Of course, it’s understandable that they’re just awful people using each other for their own selfish ends. It sounds like Nick made her get an abortion, which was the right call.

To be fair, the cluster Bs like Tess and basically everyone else with a thread here have weaponized words like gaslight and abuse to strip them of any meaning or gravity, much in the same way calling someone a racist or fascist no longer carries any meaning. Abusive shitty people have systematically stripped the language we use to describe these situations of any weight so they can minimize the harm they're doing while redirecting onto their victims.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Here she is posting about Nick dumping a load in her Then a few months later posting a picture of herself at the abortion clinic crying

So...She won't take bookings till 05.12, from 24.11
Did she take them before? Preggers onlyfans?

Pls no porn anymore. *Somehow this is worse than pissing Corissa. How, twitter.

 

[Flawmil]

She posts her life on the internet and has verbal diarrhea about her shitty love life to anyone that will listen. This is just the shit I found on her twitter. I didn't even bother with her reddit or any of her other socials.

Here she is posting about Nick dumping a load in her Then a few months later posting a picture of herself at the abortion clinic crying

Spoiler: Abortion tweets

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Here she is being "so in love" then asking twitter if she should leave her abusive boyfriend a month later. Then months later back to tagging him for photo credit

Spoiler: She is just as emotionally unstable and narcissistic as Nick and Tess

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She was taking pot shots at Tess for attention way back when she first started seeing Nick

Spoiler: Wahhhhh my fag boyfies ex hippo is a meanie

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And before I leave, allow me to present gift of her sucking on Nicks tiny dick and pretending she likes little dicks

Spoiler: Shrimp dicks ahoy

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She is a dumpster fire and they all deserve one another.