Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Honored guest]

I hope they bring the White Power Skittles back.

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That was my favorite pride product from last year

Have a happy pride month boys.

 

[Cowboy Cat]

At least it's more appealing than this.
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I’ll never understand why people thought this was necessary. You were never excluded. There’s no white on the original either lol, doesn’t mean since my skin isn’t fucking fuchsia that the other fags are excluding me.

 

[e-gf]

At least it's more appealing than this.
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The yellow line should be at the top to #StopAsianAndPacificIslanderHate

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I’ll never understand why people thought this was necessary. You were never excluded. There’s no white on the original either lol, doesn’t mean since my skin isn’t fucking fuchsia that the other fags are excluding me.

It also looks like it has a turd on top of it. If I didn't already know what the black and brown meant, I'd think it represented scat fetishists.

 

[Android raptor]

It also looks like it has a turd on top of it. If I didn't already know what the black and brown meant, I'd think it represented scat fetishists.

It's a pride flag for when your dog has worms and drags it butt across the top

The original pride flag was already inclusive of all races, straight white genderspecial chicks just wanted something to show everyone how extra woke and inclusive they are. It's like spelling folks with an X. It's lame and performative af

 

[The Last Stand]

That was my favorite pride product from last year

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Have a happy pride month boys.

Is that real?

In NYC? Good luck with that.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This is here to stay isnt it? This made me say What the Fuck aloud to myself
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"Boxes are for cereal, not people"

Just tell them the same for political ideologies and watch them lose their shit.

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Funko is shameless..

The way Disney treats Imperial Stormtroopers, I would say that this is actually an improvement.

Does this count as corporate? May as well be for how many companies last year were deciding how to pander to gays while not overlooking blacks.
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Corporate sponsorship of a Marxist movement, the irony is too strong.

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It's Time Black and Brown People Be Included in the Pride Flag

This redesign with Black, Brown, and trans pride stripes is going viral.

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Okay. That is ugly AF. The dark colors don't mesh well with the rainbow theme.


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The second one just needs to be fused together and submitted to /r/vexillology as "the banner of Woketopia" or something.

 

[CDWLTY]

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It's Time Black and Brown People Be Included in the Pride Flag

This redesign with Black, Brown, and trans pride stripes is going viral.

www.them.us

Okay. That is ugly AF. The dark colors don't mesh well with the rainbow theme.


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@Sexy Senior Citizen

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I can't put my finger on it but it feels....powerful yet stylish. Like I wanna don a really nice suit and take on the world. Anyone got some meth-infused chocolate?

Almost like God knew this was coming when that dumbass made Him promise not to flood the Earth.

So what, water's out. There's still fire, and salt pillars. Those are good for a laugh.

It also looks like it has a turd on top of it. If I didn't already know what the black and brown meant, I'd think it represented scat fetishists.

There's something real offensive in a real way seeing all these disabilities, mental issues, nightmare conditions, and fetishes listed together followed by "black". Like you could sit on a bus next to a deranged, feral tranny and a 450 lb dogfucking ogre and when they're told to tone it down, because there are children around, they'd look at ya with a "can you believe this? I know you get me, you're just like us, black man! We're in the same club!"

See? It's just like regular uno, but ugly, and for chili-ringers!

 

[The Last Stand]

 

[Lyra Plushie]

i just like that the stupid pride cereal box uses the old toucan sam and not the new one

 

[Jazz never died!]

Considering that i'm bi i love corporations embracing the GAY for one month and then fucking off while not embracing the striaght white men who made America great. So i say shame to all the companies with there shitty rainbow logos change for not embracing whats natural between two white man and women.

That was my favorite pride product from last year

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Have a happy pride month boys.

Who the fuck wants white skittles i want the shit i've grown accoustomed to all my life this would not have happend 15 years ago. If the company really wanted to embrace the gay it would be full of differant colors like regular skittles. Either way at least we know our lord and savior Hitler is pleased.

 

[Pissmaster]

Looked up the Pride section on Amazon. It did not disappoint:
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Adidas shitposting by just renaming a normal pair of bike shorts

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why did Skittles go with all white?

Why not black and white, or even shades of grey?



(oh yeah and this whole pride month thing seems really cult-like)

 

[fine tooth comb]

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[MirrorNoir]

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NGL, the hair pieces are awesome, but that's about it.

I'm thinking the blank figures would make excellent zentai mini-figures. Might buy a couple of the sets purely for that faction and try and sell the hair pieces online and build god knows what with the actual brick parts.

In particular, I would not be shocked if the green one gets repurposed as a Lego Green Man and go for big bucks online

 

[Atatata]

It really sucks that rainbows are now gay. Also terrible, the tranny colors. It doesn't help that white, pink, and blue were a popular palette regardless, now whenever there's something of that color it automically has to have an inverted dick vagina.

Google logo changes can suck dick. Not once have I been interested in learning more about whatever faggotry it links to in the past five years. They used to be fun, but now its just an annoying misclick.

 

[tranny2000]

Considering that i'm bi i love corporations embracing the GAY for one month and then fucking off while not embracing the striaght white men who made America great.

There's straight pride flags, you know. Be the change you want to see in the world.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They used to be fun, but now its just an annoying misclick.

If you have a Google account, you can change your location in the settings to someplace non-woke, and then not see the endless identity politics pandering. Or you can set your location with a proxy or something.

There's straight pride flags, you know.

With the way straight men and whites are demonized in Clown World, that isn't too surprising.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

I hope there can be a day where the rainbow isn't always associated with LGBTQWTFBBQWERTYUIOP.

Rainbows are part of nature, and they shouldn't always mean identity politics.

Rainbows were made to put on a Monte Carlo, kinda like how the Confederate Flag was made for the Charger.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

Now fags can also enjoy artery clogging, artificially flavored and disappointing fast food just like us!

Remember this thing? It actually debuted in 2014 back when Pride was a mere week instead of an entire fucking month. This burger wrapping was made out to be a big deal at the time from what I recall.