Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,660
Black Death said:
"I witnessed and overheard foul things she said with my own eyes." The copyeditor in me is :P

I'm still in shock that he actually dates women in between his meaningful men's room encounters. He only dated Ryann so that he could marry her and get his green card. I guess I find it hard to wrap my head around the imagery of a man who wears tiki huts as a matter of course being legitimately interested in a woman, no matter how hungry she is.

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Cluster Bs attract other cluster Bs. You guys called it in this thread: Both Ryann & Nick are abusers, and this chick is yet another human dumpster fire. A case of "when assholes collide." And then blow chunks all over each other, like that farting hippo video.

Edit: Beaten by @Angry New Ager for human trash fire metaphor.
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With Saggy Tits’ naked photo shoot, any given Tess post, and this bitch dressed up like a community center during the New Year’s Eve dance while he flashes his fag underwear, I think we have well established none of these people have anything approaching standards and will do anything to mask their sad, unattractive lives.

Just be glad they are stuck in a snake bolus of stupidity where they can hurt no one but their children.
 
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Lex Leigh said:
Wow the amount of inaccuracies in this thread in the last 24-36hrs is insane 😂

Do you guys just read something online & then assume you know everything about that person?
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Please share your truth with us sad fucks :spudking:
 
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Lex Leigh said:
Wow the amount of inaccuracies in this thread in the last 24-36hrs is insane 😂

Do you guys just read something online & then assume you know everything about that person?
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Hi Lex. Congrats on losing weight. Stick with it.

First, get verified by a moderator. You can do this in the TALK TO STAFF section you’ll find on the homepage.

Second, it’s a bit hypocritical to call out people who post here and then complain about people not knowing all the facts in the same breath. There is a pretty diverse group of people on this website — ESPECIALLY in the Tess thread. Many of us are here because we have interacted with Tess or know people associated with her IRL and want a safe space to document her behavior.

I suggest, if you want to be taken seriously, that you act accordingly. I think you’d be surprised that some people here might be sympathetic toward your situation — but not if you act like a spoiled brat. Treat others the way you want to be treated, and all that.

Instead of telling us we are wrong without evidence, why don’t you tell your side of the story in your own words?
 
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Umaibae said:
Hi Lex. Congrats on losing weight. Stick with it.

First, get verified by a moderator. You can do this in the TALK TO STAFF section you’ll find on the homepage.

Second, it’s a bit hypocritical to call people who post here “sad fuks” and then complain about people not knowing all the facts in the same breath. There is a pretty diverse group of people on this website — ESPECIALLY in the Tess thread. Many of us are here because we have interacted with Tess or know people associated with her IRL and want a safe space to document her behavior.

I suggest, if you want to be taken seriously, that you act accordingly. I think you’d be surprised that some people here might be sympathetic toward your situation — but not if you act like a spoiled brat. Treat others the way you want to be treated, and all that.

Instead of telling us we are wrong without evidence, why don’t you tell your side of the story in your own words?
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As I said in my above comment - that ‘member’ post wasn’t written by me & posting to make out that I did is just the type of assumptions that have lead to so many inaccuracies being spoken about. It simply appears at the top of the page as a scrolling banner. Not only would I not insult a demographic of people I know little to nothing about, I also wouldn’t use language like ‘u/ppl’ etc.
 
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Lex Leigh said:
As I said in my above comment - that ‘member’ post wasn’t written by me & posting to make out that I did is just the type of assumptions that have lead to so many inaccuracies being spoken about. It simply appears at the top of the page as a scrolling banner. Not only would I not insult a demographic of people I know little to nothing about, I also wouldn’t use language like ‘u/ppl’ etc.
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I fixed it, but everything else in my post still stands.

There are quite a few people who’ve posted in the last few days eager to poke holes in your story and turn you into their own personal lolcow / insult you like they do Tess. If you want them to stop, you’re gonna have to tell your story and provide receipts.
 
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Lex Leigh said:
As I said in my above comment - that ‘member’ post wasn’t written by me & posting to make out that I did is just the type of assumptions that have lead to so many inaccuracies being spoken about. It simply appears at the top of the page as a scrolling banner. Not only would I not insult a demographic of people I know little to nothing about, I also wouldn’t use language like ‘u/ppl’ etc.
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Hello, Lex. Yes, that is the random.txt that loads on the site banner.

This can be a tough crowd, but you'll find we are quite fair and can be sympathetic to people who conduct themselves well and don't resort to lashing out and making fools of themselves, as Tess does constantly. I would advise you immediately get verified with mods here to prove who you say you are, as everyone else is suggesting, and then tell us as much about these terrible people as you can with as many receipts as you can provide, being as this thread functions as a living document to archive their shitty behavior. We're ultimately here to discuss them, not you.
 
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Lex Leigh said:
Wow the amount of inaccuracies in this thread in the last 24-36hrs is insane 😂

Do you guys just read something online & then assume you know everything about that person?
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Other people in this thread have thrown you a bone and given you some sage advice. Try to regulate your emotions for a few hours and tell us what we have wrong. You’re going to need receipts though because you've already shown via your titter that you’re just as emotionally retarded as the two cows you’ve decided to call out for abuse. Of course they’re both vile narcissistic shitheads but what did you think was going to happen when you showed up here with your flabby pancake ass and started whining ?

All you had to do was lurk here for a day or so and we’d have moved on and forgotten. But because you’re a attention seeking whore like that shrimp DICK you let knock you up, you’ve laid yourself out on a silver platter for the farms... for what? Ass pats? You won’t find them here my dear.

Oh and maybe stop calling out people as hypocritical when you have shit like this on your twitter :story:

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You’re so woke, babe. Stay classy :drink:
 
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Lex Leigh said:
As I said in my above comment - that ‘member’ post wasn’t written by me & posting to make out that I did is just the type of assumptions that have lead to so many inaccuracies being spoken about. It simply appears at the top of the page as a scrolling banner. Not only would I not insult a demographic of people I know little to nothing about, I also wouldn’t use language like ‘u/ppl’ etc.
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More than likely it was meant as a joke by the person who screencapped it, since your intention here is to presumably set the record straight. Just a funny coincidence is all.

Anyway, my condolences in regards to the pregnancy loss. Hopefully you have a strong support network to help you come out of this chapter of your life stronger than before. Your documented weight loss (congrats, what an accomplishment!) leads me to believe you have the will and fortitude to pull through and heal.

You aren’t the focus of this thread, however insulting and angering it may have been to discover internet bitches (myself included) taking potshots at your expense. I would have absolutely been curious to learn about a thread on a website like this that discussed a recent intimate partner of mine and their ex in such a negative light, and I don’t fault you for checking it out. My hope is that you can get verified and provide insight into any of Tess’ abusive behaviors. She’s the villain here and I know many of us Kiwis would love to see her face the consequences for her disgusting behavior. Nick too. Their children are the ultimate victims here. Any receipts you are able to provide may someday prove useful in toppling Tess’ house of cards.
 
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Lex Leigh said:
Being that I only discovered that this site existed about 24hrs ago, I’m having trouble navigating it on my phone & so I don’t actually know how to do that 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Need to find a mod for it, can someone @ whomever mods this section?

Welcome to the farms btw, I’m eager to hear about what a huge piece of shit Tess Holliday is.
 
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