Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
He's shown no inclination of traveling to confront her. At most, when he was suing her they said "some idiot in Utah is suing you because you didn't make him famous. We've retained a local attorney to deal with it." She has people showing up to her houses and trying to get in, they're the more immediate threat.
I'm not sure Russhole's fear of flying or long distance travel brings much comfort to those subjected to his drool fillled attentions. God forbid he desides to blow his Biden bucks on a Cross Country Uber jaunt?
 
I'm not sure Russhole's fear of flying or long distance travel brings much comfort to those subjected to his drool fillled attentions. God forbid he desides to blow his Biden bucks on a Cross Country Uber jaunt?
I think he's pretty much written off Taylor because he can't serve her despite being told how to do so, and he's focusing on suing Null. I think he'll find a new target soon enough.
 
internet access should be locked behind an internet license, similar to drivers licenses and firearms licenses in countries that have them
Part of me wants to agree, another part says we'd be missing some posters on the forum if they had their licenses revoked.
God forbid he desides to blow his Biden bucks on a Cross Country Uber jaunt?
Generally I feel bad for people struggling with mental health issues and don't want them to get themselves in trouble but for our Russ I would make an exception and gleefully await reports of Swift's bodyguards handing his ass to him.
 
You'd think he'd be going after the Las Vegas Raiders cheerleaders since he's closer to them. I'd love to see him shell out hundreds of dollars for a game ticket and make a poster to try to get their attention.
He'd think that buying a ticket to a game entitled him to meet and harass the cheerleaders. He thought buying a VIP ticket to an Ariana Grande concert entitled him to a relationship of some kind with her. These elaborate fantasies he concocts can't be a new behavior. Surely he did that as a kid, and he doesn't seem to shy away from talking about them like they're normal thoughts everyone has. His parents should have reigned him in as a child if there was any chance of stopping it.
 
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You'd think he'd be going after the Las Vegas Raiders cheerleaders since he's closer to them. I'd love to see him shell out hundreds of dollars for a game ticket and make a poster to try to get their attention.
Russ is a Simp. There are too many large muscular Alpha Males at football games. Whereas at an Arianna Grande Concert all the males are either gay or simps.
 
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Part of me wants to agree, another part says we'd be missing some posters on the forum if they had their licenses revoked.

Generally I feel bad for people struggling with mental health issues and don't want them to get themselves in trouble but for our Russ I would make an exception and gleefully await reports of Swift's bodyguards handing his ass to him.
Russel isn't struggling with mental health issues. He's reveling in them.
 
Russel isn't struggling with mental health issues. He's reveling in them.
Russ thinks all his mental health issues are caused by people not giving him what he wants when he demands it. He claims to have PTSD from having his song rejected by Taylor's people. It's all our fault for not recognizing his sheer genius and his plights and just handing him fame and fortune because he wants it.
 
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"People have been lining up for hours for an autograph, some even coming dressed like Slurpy" - fake TV host hired for promo gig.

On this addition of Celebrity Soup, we're serving up a hot dish of plights!

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"My daughter is ONLY THREE, and Greer's book on why he's making it legal for a complete stranger to get in bed with my daughter for 500 bucks is THE ONLY book I can get her to read!" --Maud Finley, professional MAWM

"He drooled all over my book--SEE?" --Judith Nesbaum, licensed Speech and Therapy Pathologist

Some people are asking Greer for autographs in the most...PRECARIOUS PLACES!! (cuts to Mr. Greg Skordas Esq. Cheesin' with copies of restraining orders filed by a Ms. Erica Albino and a Mr. Joshua Conner Moon.)

"Mr. Greer's awesome evidence and harrowing plights takes you completely out of your element!" --President Joe Biden, Actual legitimate President of the Beknighted States
 
On this addition of Celebrity Soup, we're serving up a hot dish of plights!

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"My daughter is ONLY THREE, and Greer's book on why he's making it legal for a complete stranger to get in bed with my daughter for 500 bucks is THE ONLY book I can get her to read!" --Maud Finley, professional MAWM

"He drooled all over my book--SEE?" --Judith Nesbaum, licensed Speech and Therapy Pathologist

Some people are asking Greer for autographs in the most...PRECARIOUS PLACES!! (cuts to Mr. Greg Skordas Esq. Cheesin' with copies of restraining orders filed by a Ms. Erica Albino and a Mr. Joshua Conner Moon.)

"Mr. Greer's awesome evidence and harrowing plights takes you completely out of your element!" --President Joe Biden, Actual legitimate President of the Beknighted States
"One of the more exceptional [people] I've come to know...." - Nicholas Schroder, therapist, betterhelp.com

"One of my top clients." - Candy, professional nighttime entertainer
 
"Greer's, uh...music is uh...so CATCHY!" --Dusty Gazongas, Freelance Dancer and Municipal Utility Worker

"YES!" --Anthropomorphized Pipe Wrench from the Fifth Dimension

"Welp...Greer's book was so good, he just got LAID. INTERNATIONALLY!" --Mister S., Anomalous Citizen

"I can't wait to read Greer's book and start bangin' broads...TONITE!" --Carl, Next Door Neighbor

"Mr. Greer won first prize...for getting HIS DICK RIPPED OFF!" --Mr. Wong, Restauranteur
 
I’m starting to wonder if what we keep thinking is a greasy camera lens is from him adjusting the focus because he needs new glasses.
Who needs to see? New glasses would cut into his hooker funds.
Nah, phone cameras have an automatic focus and Pipsqueak is far to lazy to mess with that. He just oozes grease. His fingers have been all over the view finder bit, whatever it's called and he doesn't seem to understand the concept of cleaning things on a regular basis.
 
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