I can't imagine why her husband left, she seems like a nice and mentally stable person.
Also, can we please stop mocking male medical issues? Especially since she seems like the type who would lose her fucking shit if a man made a "period gross" joke.
I can't imagine why her husband left, she seems like a nice and mentally stable person.
Also, can we please stop mocking male medical issues? Especially since she seems like the type who would lose her fucking shit if a man made a "period gross" joke.
The jig is up for April Lauren. She's "pressing pause" on her weight loss ruse for now. She's also setting the stage for more failure while talking about dealing with change and her upcoming move:
How do you even become this thing? Just bury yourself under layers of ugly hair, makeup, and clothes to hide the fact that you have no personality or anything interesting about you? Attach to Internet movements and attempt to be the quirkiest of them all to pretend you have a real identity? I'm so tired of these people.
I tend to watch Tik Tok on mute, she may be mugging and screaming, but her eyes are completely dead inside.
The jig is up for April Lauren. She's "pressing pause" on her weight loss ruse for now. She's also setting the stage for more failure while talking about dealing with change and her upcoming move:
LOL she couldn't keep pretending to be losing her tiny bits of weight every week while her face got fatter and fatter. "Press pause" sounds so much better than "I lied about regaining weight".
Wonder what her husband and inlaws really think about her intentional "pause" in weight loss attempts when she's still 300 lbs at 5'1"? She acknowledged that they're running out of time to have a baby and she's fatted out her fertility.
Yeah, and both images are equally ignorant. I'm glad Lainey is getting trolled by /pol/, she truly deserves it and all her shitty comics can't hide how miserable she is.
The jig is up for April Lauren. She's "pressing pause" on her weight loss ruse for now. She's also setting the stage for more failure while talking about dealing with change and her upcoming move:
Oof, not unexpected but it's a shame April has just given up. It feels like this move is the last event before divorce. If her husband is really set on kids, he won't stick around for much longer.
April's latest video - pretty boring. She works out, cleans, talks about moving, and that's about it. For a cheap laugh, I direct you to 11:10, where you can compare the lunges her friend is doing with April's slight bending of the knees.
I did check out April's instagram to see when exactly she put on weight. She was never thin to begin with, but she seems to have put on most of it in between late 2015 and 2017 (there's barely any pictures of her from that period whereas before, she eagerly posted selfies and shit). And after end 2017, she's been looking pretty much the same, despite a couple of inspirational posts saying she wants to lose weight and go back to rock climbing back in 2018.
I genuinely wonder what happened after their first year of marriage for her to let herself go like that.
I think the best way to show her slippery slope is with the sunglasses, since she's had them for the better part of the decade.
Exhibit A : September 2013 View attachment 2196782
This is so pathetic, what a waste of a woman. My man needs to lay the law down on this fatass and give her an ultimatum instead of being apathetic and passive aggressive. I get that he can’t control her if he’s deployed or whatever, but while he’s there he needs to set some serious food boundaries as the provider. I’m usually not for spouses controlling each other, but in this case it’s a fucking intervention.
And DAMN her intros are always so unsettling. My lizard brain senses something that wants to eat my swarthy ass. Not in a good way either.
What is it with fatties not only getting small dogs but dog breeds that are very high in energy. She can never satisfy his needs for running around and playing. Dogs with high energy that aren't getting trained properly turn into little devils that can terrify and terror more than a big dog might.
Alan Roberts is becoming a creepy old man obsessed with fat people. He no longer cares about fitness. Alan just wants to be mad on the internet all day over fat people.
Alan Roberts is becoming a creepy old man obsessed with fat people. He no longer cares about fitness. Alan just wants to be mad on the internet all day over fat people.
Doesn't he troll the shit out of TikTok-tards and trigger their precious feefees for lulz? He has a business helping people getting healthy, it's a bit of a stretch to say he doesn't care about fitness.
Doesn't he troll the shit out of TikTok-tards and trigger their precious feefees for lulz? He has a business helping people getting healthy, it's a bit of a stretch to say he doesn't care about fitness.
The jig is up for April Lauren. She's "pressing pause" on her weight loss ruse for now. She's also setting the stage for more failure while talking about dealing with change and her upcoming move:
"I'm working so hard ... on enjoying our staycation". Holy shit, that sounds so out of touch.
It seems that she's still not ready to acknowledge her BED though.
The comments about kids make me wonder though - what if she got fat because she was scared of having children? Like what if her binging started because of it? She's not a cow that was fat all her life. Hell, she was a "gym bro" for awhile at least less than a decade ago. So what if the big issue in their marriage was her just being scared of becoming a broodmare. It's either that, or her realising that she married a closeted gay and drowned her sorrows in Snickers.
