Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fatal Walter]

I've always felt like Tool is probably a good band but at the same time several of the most annoying people I've ever met were rabid Tool fans and I feel like there must at least be some sort of correlation. So Lucas would probably fit right in.

 

[Krathnami]

The Venn diagram of men who incessantly whine about how girls only date assholes and men whose favorite band is Tool is a single overlapping circle

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The Venn diagram of men who incessantly whine about how girls only date assholes and men whose favorite band is Tool is a single overlapping circle

This. 100% this.

Tool is a loser-hipster band.

 

[Bathsalts]

Has anyone else on here heard about lucas apparently being arrested?

 

[Trainwreck]

Has anyone else on here heard about lucas apparently being arrested?

He's not on the jail roster now and he wasn't recently released either up to 48 hours ago at 2pm PST today.

 

[Da Dude123]

Has anyone else on here heard about lucas apparently being arrested?

Where did you hear that, bath salts?

 

[Bathsalts]

Where did you hear that, bath salts?

I saw it on facebook and I at the very least I was able to verify he was arrested on 4/20/21 but other than that I haven't found anything else.

Oh and another little fun fact I forgot to mention spokane municipal court livestreams their cases so we could theorically watch him get charged in real time.

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh and another little fun fact I forgot to mention spokane municipal court livestreams their cases so we could theorically watch him get charged in real time.

Ooh, I would love to see him show up to court in his filthy clothing carrying the Incredibles backpack. And then see him waddle out the door.

 

[Trainwreck]

I saw it on facebook and I at the very least I was able to verify he was arrested on 4/20/21 but other than that I haven't found anything else.View attachment 2204637

That was for his 2nd degree criminal trespassing charge.

https://ecourt.spokanecity.org/publicportal/?q=node/392/169315

 

[mothman96]

I saw it on facebook and I at the very least I was able to verify he was arrested on 4/20/21 but other than that I haven't found anything else.View attachment 2204637

That is his latest charge for when he was caught trespassing at Riverfront park on 04/15/2021. The 04/20/2021 is the filing date. He was not arrested but given a citation and let go. He is currently having to attend community court twice a month through August.

 

[Bathsalts]

That is his latest charge for when he was caught trespassing at Riverfront park on 04/15/2021. The 04/20/2021 is the filing date. He was not arrested but given a citation and let go. He is currently having to attend community court twice a month through August.

That was for his 2nd degree criminal trespassing charge.

https://ecourt.spokanecity.org/publicportal/?q=node/392/169315

Thank you both for the clarification.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Oh and another little fun fact I forgot to mention spokane municipal court livestreams their cases so we could theorically watch him get charged in real time.

I really hope he insists on defending himself in court and does something dumb like going on some long political rant and demanding that the jury overthrow the judge for him to prove their leftism as his defence and tries convincing the jury that splitting the guilty verdict like the mcdonalds till is what Biden,Bernie and Jesus would want

 

[Bathsalts]

I really hope he insists on defending himself in court and does something dumb like going on some long political rant and demanding that the jury overthrow the judge for him to prove their leftism as his defence and tries convincing the jury that splitting the guilty verdict like the mcdonalds till is what Biden,Bernie and Jesus would want

Same and I wonder if he'll call the judge a greedy agephobic bigot when he loses the case?

 

[Da Dude123]

Same and I wonder if he'll call the judge a greedy agephobic bigot when he loses the case?

I am pretty sure Lucas will pussy out in court. He probably will not try to fight something like a trespassing charge. Would be funny if he did that, but I don't think he has the guts.

 

[Trainwreck]

I am pretty sure Lucas will pussy out in court. He probably will not try to fight something like a trespassing charge. Would be funny if he did that, but I don't think he has the guts.

Oh absolutely! Remember how Mr. ACAB was all fuck the police etc., but then when he got caught in the park he cowtailed and it was all yes sir, no sir? Lucas is a gigantic pussy.

 

[Bathsalts]

I am pretty sure Lucas will pussy out in court. He probably will not try to fight something like a trespassing charge. Would be funny if he did that, but I don't think he has the guts.

Yeah same, It'll only makes sense that a guy who's said almost verbatim "Don't fuck with me I'll call the cops" is a pussy. Though I will watch the proceedings anyways just in case he grows some balls over night.

 

[mothman96]

Yeah same, It'll only makes sense that a guy who's said almost verbatim "Don't fuck with me I'll call the cops" is a pussy. Though I will watch the proceedings anyways just in case he grows some balls over night.

He had community court on the 25th at 9 am. I checked and could not find video of the proceedings. It looks like community court is not streamed.

ETA:
His next community court date is June 8th.

 

[ThomasAudley]

It’s likely his appointed lawyer speaks for him and has already reached a deal with the municipal prosecutor for Lucas to go to some tard class or whatever in exchange for dropping charges. There won’t be any interaction between Lucas and the judge and certainly won’t be a jury or any real consequences for him.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Ok, so Lucas is attending community court for some trespassing charge a few months back right? I dont get how or why thats related to him not having a phone or posting videos online anymore. Theres no law against most of the annoying and stupid videos lucas posts, so whats going on here

 

[Da Dude123]

Ok, so Lucas is attending community court for some trespassing charge a few months back right? I dont get how or why thats related to him not having a phone or posting videos online anymore. Theres no law against most of the annoying and stupid videos lucas posts, so whats going on here

We have all thrown in a lot of theories. My leading suspicion is that one of his tard wranglers has wrangled him and threatened about ceasing all the Islamic content and lunacy that he puts out online.

It could be something else or possibly multiple factors, but I thinking one of his handlers has threatened him over his online antics.

Hopefully, he will return, but I doubt he will give us a clear answer to why he has had an online hiatus.