Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Teeter said:

Revolting deathfat gorges on Cheesecake Factory while caterwauling and mooing. Eats the orange chicken while making more digs on Amberlynn. Definitely feels like a feeder video more than his other mukbangs lately with extra gross mouth noises and overstuffing his face. He must have gotten some birthday money from the fetishists.
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you say he gorges, but even a quick scrub of the timeline reveals he barely eats any of it, let alone unpackages all of it. Thats something i can't explain is how much he gains yet how relatively little he eats on camera which makes no sense why he'd eat more in privacy yet less publically.

He must be eating some disgusting mix of food off camera to still be gaining like that if he's still raising his weight from 350lb. Maybe he's embarrassed by what he truly eats?
 
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lemme ASS you a question said:
you say he gorges, but even a quick scrub of the timeline reveals he barely eats any of it, let alone unpackages all of it. Thats something i can't explain is how much he gains yet how relatively little he eats on camera which makes no sense why he'd eat more in privacy yet less publically.

He must be eating some disgusting mix of food off camera to still be gaining like that if he's still raising his weight from 350lb. Maybe he's embarrassed by what he truly eats?
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Maybe you're a deathfat yourself if you think he 'barely' ate anything.
 
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Rocketleaguer said:
Maybe you're a deathfat yourself if you think he 'barely' ate anything.
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have you seen the fucking video? he attempts to eat the 4 platters of food, which if he finished is a wildly obese thing to do, but he only actually eats a quarter or even a fifth of each platter before putting it away or stops eating at all. He does this in every video and people even complain about it in his comment sections, its well known he doesnt actually eat everything you see on camera like a traditional mukbanger. The rest of the time is him talking or smacking his lips from the last bite, i dont get whats so hard about noticing this in the video, because i dont think you actually watched it. Thats why i think he's eating something rancid off camera to still be gaining at his weight.

Look at any other video too, he never finishes the plates he puts out for himself you turdburgler
 
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lemme ASS you a question said:
have you seen the fucking video? he attempts to eat the 4 platters of food, which if he finished is a wildly obese thing to do, but he only actually eats a quarter or even a fifth of each platter before putting it away or stops eating at all. He does this in every video and people even complain about it in his comment sections, its well known he doesnt actually eat everything you see on camera like a traditional mukbanger. The rest of the time is him talking or smacking his lips from the last bite, i dont get whats so hard about noticing this in the video, because i dont think you actually watched it. Thats why i think he's eating something rancid off camera to still be gaining at his weight.

Look at any other video too, he never finishes the plates he puts out for himself you turdburgler
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If he he even ate half the food he poses with for thumbnail purposes he would be twice the size he is, as he eats that shit nearly every day but still enough to be fat as fuck which is why I questioned your perception to what a normal portion is. He 99% sure he doesn't eat anything off-camera and that would be a missed opportunity for him to make money.
 
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Found this on a server that I'm in.
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AmazingEagle said:
A bit off-topic here but just a quick question, did Nicholas move from Florida to California?
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Don't think so, but he runs around all of America: eating shit, doing mukbang with failed actors/actresses.

I believe that the only move he'll do is to some private land his family bought for him and Orlin to keep them away from "real" people.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
Orlin is Back and It's Worse.


It came up in my recommended feed. No, I'm not going to watch it. I can't stomach this BS. In the thumbnail alone, both of them are looking fatter than ever.
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That video was just too much for me to process at once and I had trouble enduring it but I can give a brief summary of what happened.
- Nik claims that Orlin stuffed chopsticks into ears and then ate the earwax. Then he starts screaming at Orlin.
- Orlin's age is revealed to be 27.
- Orlin says that Gabby Hannah would be a better writer than he would ever be in the second argument.
- Nik also gets 2 new catchphrases, "Tiddlywinks "and "Spaghetti-Os".
- Nikocado has a weight loss journal that is "empty" as claimed by Orlin.
- Orlin says Nik can't reach is own shoes, it then escalates into a shoe-throwing fight. Nik's bad aim causes him to break a mug.
- Orlin sweeps up the rest of the mug while Nik continues raging.

The rest of it is just Nik spazzing out and Orlin raging while eating their dumplings. I could only watch about 10 minutes of it before doing lots of skipping to scour through the video. I find Nik's tantrums funny but the obnoxiousness of this video got dialed up to 11: Orlin was great as a brooding, quiet snarker but now he and Nik are both obnoxious lards screaming at each other so I didn't laugh as much and had to skip.
 
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Spergenschütz said:
That video was just too much for me to process at once and I had trouble enduring it but I can give a brief summary of what happened.
- Nik claims that Orlin stuffed chopsticks into ears and then ate the earwax. Then he starts screaming at Orlin.
- Orlin's age is revealed to be 27.
- Orlin says that Gabby Hannah would be a better writer than he would ever be in the second argument.
- Nik also gets 2 new catchphrases, "Tiddlywinks "and "Spaghetti-Os".
- Nikocado has a weight loss journal that is "empty" as claimed by Orlin.
- Orlin says Nik can't reach is own shoes, it then escalates into a shoe-throwing fight. Nik's bad aim causes him to break a mug.
- Orlin sweeps up the rest of the mug while Nik continues raging.

The rest of it is just Nik spazzing out and Orlin raging while eating their dumplings. I could only watch about 10 minutes of it before doing lots of skipping to scour through the video. I find Nik's tantrums funny but the obnoxiousness of this video got dialed up to 11: Orlin was great as a brooding, quiet snarker but now he and Nik are both obnoxious lards screaming at each other so I didn't laugh as much and had to skip.
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Nick is almost 30, he just says 27
Spaghetti-os has been a thing he's been saying for a while now
The journal comment is parodying amberlynn
they've done the mutual screaming even when orlin was mostly just snarking stupidly for the entire video he's in, I really think they reached their peak with the pool noodles and since then their duals haven't been nearly as funny, sadly
 
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