Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Secret Messages]

the ritual is nearly complete

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Did it already plop out?

 

[Spergichu]

Who's feci?

Ligma balls.

 

[Anstiv]

Who's feci?

It means he did it

 

[Ibn al-Haytham]

Swans - Just A Little Boy (For Chester Burnett)

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Maybe I gotta get back into neo-swans

 

[Salubrious]

Way to ruin the joke, joke ruiner.

 

[Bec]

Imagine getting a kiwifarms thread before you were even born.

 

[Lonely Grave]

The Son! Oh God, the Son! Warn everyone, warn your brothers, your sisters, warn your parents and your friends! Oh no, no, warn God, does he know? Warn him, the Son! You must warn him!

 

[Salubrious]

Imagine getting a kiwifarms thread before you were even born.

Imagine a bunch of autists mailing Faith diapers actually doing more for your own child than you ever will.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Born of the gunt and unchecked BPD, Xander comes into this world already cursed by the sins of his parents. May the Lord have mercy upon his soul as his body is consumed to be the next host after Ralph's organs all shut down at the same time.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

I hope that Guntababy can be raised by someone other than his 19 year old mother and his hands-off grandfather. Proper parenting makes all the difference in the outcomes of speds. Fuck, look no further than OPL himself. Borb had multiple chances to drastically improve Chris's life, but turned them all down, and now we have a 39 year old tard shut away in a fire damaged house with his dying mom ranting about merging into an imaginary cartoon universe while amongst piles of legos and transformers. Even with Ralphababy's fucked up genetics, he could have a fighting chance at life if he's placed up for adoption.

 

[Salubrious]

Born of the gunt and unchecked BPD, Xander comes into this world already cursed by the sins of his parents. May the Lord have mercy upon his soul as his body is consumed to be the next host after Ralph's organs all shut down at the same time.

Genuinely, I hope Alex becomes one of those people that uses their fuck-up parents as motivation for their own success.

 

[Lame Entropy]

HE IS UPON US

 

[Iamthatis]

Is it to soon to report the gunt to CPS?(joking)

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Imagine getting a kiwifarms thread before you were even born.

He is the chosen one ^^ !

 

[Escalating Violence]

PRAISE THE CORN! PRAISE OUR HOLY GUNT!!! PRAISE BE TO OUR MESSIAH XANDER!

 

[Law]

I hope Faith has a speedy recovery.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Who's feci?

Feci deez nuts down your throat

 

[Spergichu]

Is it to soon to report the gunt to CPS?(joking)

If the situation is drastic enough, CPS will step in during pregnancy. But that's only in extreme situations where they can't wait for the baby to actually be born to act. Also this usually only happens if there are already children present.

 

[Salubrious]

I need to post this for my own sanity because I hate listening to songs and not knowing what they are or where they came from.