Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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"WAAAAHHHHH! I rode a scandal to lots of opportunities, but I squandered them all through laziness & lack of talent, so I'm back to sucking dicks to get by! ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO!"

Gosh - if Chelsea just managed to get a game out on time instead of running off with the cash, maybe she wouldn't be renting herself out as a toilet for old Japanese businessmen. Just a thought.
 
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Dear god just shut the fuck up chelsea, nobody gives a shit about you or your life because it's just not interesting at all. Nobody cares. You are a washed up retard asshole from helldump and you look mildly less abhorrent than lena dunham. I pray to the stars twitter just fucking bans your dumbass account so you'll have no choice but to take a deep long look in the mirror and try to either dampen or buffer the horror that is your existence.
 
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Absolutego said:
She actually did have her name legally changed to Zoe Tiberius Quinn, that came up during her courtroom saga trying to get the ex-boyfriend who spilled the beans under a permanent gag order.
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You know what he meant though, to clean up her image it would benefit her greatly to go back to her original name or pick another. Anything and everything remotely personal though is tied to all this controversy so I can understand her reluctance, from her tester credits on They Bleed Pixels pre-legal name change on down to the Goddess Mode comics.

The points she tries to make in her rant is pretty flimsy under scrutiny though; her "games" are free garbage made by others, or non-existent thanks to skipping out on kickstarter promises. When she complains about some rando video on her by someone with 32 subscribers, what would you prefer they see instead, the Vice promo video where you start filming for the Tingler game that's undelivered? Yaboizack's Goddess Mode roast where he just reads the comic panel by panel and people can see how shit it is for themselves?

While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1. Sounds like news to me, since she's usually so tight-lipped about upcoming projects until they're far enough along there's no way to get backed out of/dropped from them.
 
Haramburger said:
While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1.
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Yeah, her cup of coffee with the comics industry is long over. Especially given the stench of death around IDW and the rounds of cutbacks at DC. Harvey Richards, the editor on Deathbringer, is long gone.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
>my hugo nominated book
>any of my games
>my upcoming comic with a major publisher

this is like if ted kaczynski complained that googling his name only shows his political manifesto and bombing attacks, not the mathematics research he did while in college
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One of my favorite citations to Kaczynski was to one of his mathematical works where there was a parenthetical (better known for other works) after it in the footnote.
 
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Snowflake Buster said:
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“There’s no counter apparatus to offset this either”

That’s the natural consequence to acting like a cunt, Zoe. People observe your behavior and draw conclusions. There’s no such thing as post facto offsetting a person deciding what they think about you based on your actions and words because there’s no such thing as time travel. The natural offset of that is not acting like a cunt to begin with.
 
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Haramburger said:
You know what he meant though, to clean up her image it would benefit her greatly to go back to her original name or pick another. Anything and everything remotely personal though is tied to all this controversy so I can understand her reluctance, from her tester credits on They Bleed Pixels pre-legal name change on down to the Goddess Mode comics.

The points she tries to make in her rant is pretty flimsy under scrutiny though; her "games" are free garbage made by others, or non-existent thanks to skipping out on kickstarter promises. When she complains about some rando video on her by someone with 32 subscribers, what would you prefer they see instead, the Vice promo video where you start filming for the Tingler game that's undelivered? Yaboizack's Goddess Mode roast where he just reads the comic panel by panel and people can see how shit it is for themselves?

While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1. Sounds like news to me, since she's usually so tight-lipped about upcoming projects until they're far enough along there's no way to get backed out of/dropped from them.
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Ya Boi Zack did a riff on Goddess Mode? That's gotta be a riot.
 
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