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Coming this holiday season a GUNTLAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.
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Faith ran away from home with someone she met online and as soon as she went back after leaving Ralph she was posting on Twitter.
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can you imagine the kid if the kid finds the sex tape?
"hey mom, I was looking up our family's history and I found was corn jokes and a sex tape..."
"hey mom, I was looking up our family's history and I found was corn jokes and a sex tape..."
Iamthatis
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Yeah I almost forsee her trying to milk the baby for e- clout. i think the prospect of gunt related e-clout is the only reason anyone has, is, or will ride the gunt. Ade, Blubberclips, and Faith can all have a podcast called Thumbed Podcast.
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"I rode the gun and all I got was the mistake and couple hundred a month"
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You know how schools will sometimes give the kids an assignment to research their genealogy? Holy shit is this kid going to have a well-sourced project.
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except we all know that he won't be able to fit all of it, being circle pieces of paper
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Other kids will tease the everloving shit out of him at school with it. Starting as early as middle school.
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If he ever goes to public schools, he's going to have to lie about his name, or he'd suffer horribly. And even if they do that, some NEET kid who uses the Forum might find out and spill.
God, everything Ralph does creates ripples of Hate and Suffering. Big Gunt makes a Big Splash.
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Congratulations Xander welcome to the world! Please do your very best in school and never ever drink a drop of booze. For the love of fucking god just avoid it forever.
I wish nothing but the best for you little guy! Also please don't worry about being resentful to your big fat lady of a father. We here at the farms will torment him for you.
I wish nothing but the best for you little guy! Also please don't worry about being resentful to your big fat lady of a father. We here at the farms will torment him for you.
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omg, can you imagine the pta meetings...some busy body mom will let the cat out of the bag. this kid is fucked
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Is there any actual proof that she's actually in labour with the ralphamale creature? I thought she was already far past due/the baby was dead
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We have no info outside of the due date. So satan could still be in the gunt
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Finally, I get in at the beginning of a thread.
Hello, Xander. May your roads lead you to warm corn and gunts beyond measure.
Hello, Xander. May your roads lead you to warm corn and gunts beyond measure.
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HE COMES
THE END IS NIEGH
AND THE WATERS WILL RUN WITH BLOOD
THE DAY OF THE GUNT HAS ARRIVED!
THE END IS NIEGH
AND THE WATERS WILL RUN WITH BLOOD
Lobster Cult High Priest
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It’s going to be legendary when the Guntling is playing Ronnie Ralph Crash Bandicoot let’s plays in class
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Imagine giving birth to a demon baby and instead of the father putting all of his focus on the future family, he's on twitter rambling about an old co-host "talking shit" 
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We're not gonna fuck with this kid straight from the womb, right?
He's already predestined to become suicidal when he finds out who his parents really are.
He's already predestined to become suicidal when he finds out who his parents really are.