Lobster Cult High Priest
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- Feb 11, 2021
I can see Xander asking his parents or uncle for money to fly home and then pocketing the money so he can stay an extra month in California. Can you really see Xander slumming it on the greyhound with a bunch of negros across the country?My money is on returning to Florida with either his parents or uncle. From what I can gather, despite alluding that his mother held him hostage at gunpoint, I assume that she has very little interest in her son's e-celeb status and would prob welcome him back, though if she's an even semi-decent parent, it's with the stipulation he get a real fucking job, or better, no streaming what so ever. I also think that this is the funniest outcome, as this would be the most soul-crushingly embarrassing thing for him.
How old is the mother cause her being in Florida means she might of hooked up with Mersh thus making Xander Mershs kid?Was this a teen preg? His mom sounds weirdly young. And also kinda retarded given the shit she says at the beginning about pot.
I would say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but I'll give her credit to trying to instill actual good life values into her vaped out son.