Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[jell0]

The fuck is this autism and why’s it featured?

For the corn jokes, a KF staple food of funni.

 

[Ripple]

For education purposes, I’d like to remind everyone in this thread of the miracle that is childbirth.

Spoiler: NSFW: Basic Human Biology

Of particular note is the afterbirth expelled at around 4min 10sec. In the case of Xander’s birth, this will be surgically grafted onto the child’s abdomen and - if his body accepts it - will become his gunt.

 

[Had]

We watched this little guy come into being and allow me to say this much, thank God faith went home. I'm sure that kid will be fucked up in some way there's no way he'll be normal after the amount of drugs she was on while she was still with Ethan. But at least he'll grow up far away from Ralph, I hope you can find some sort of normal life out there kiddo, but for all that's holy don't Google your dad, trust me.

 

[Lemmingwise]

We're not gonna fuck with this kid straight from the womb, right?
He's already predestined to become suicidal when he finds out who his parents really are.

I wonder what it does to a kid psychologically to see the video of himself being conceived and his dad sniffing his finger.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

The child of Nurgle has arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the Slav-Overlord, our feeder Lord, and by the grace of Chantel's sturdy throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the d-list eceleb RalphRetort. I hereby sign the child care judgment of a fat manchild and consign millions thousands hundreds at least 5 pesos of drinking dollars to oblivion.

May the Harvest account in all balance.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Et tu, Xander?

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

Nice job retard, you named your baby after the gayest cartoon character to ever be drawn

 

[sibling issues]

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Nice job retard, you named your baby after the gayest cartoon character to ever be drawn

i am on a never-ending quest to...hide my reputation that my drunk father gave my family

 

[DragoonSierra]

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Nice job retard, you named your baby after the gayest cartoon character to ever be drawn

Have there been any cool characters named Xander?

 

[Not Prower]

For education purposes, I’d like to remind everyone in this thread of the miracle that is childbirth.

Spoiler: NSFW: Basic Human Biology

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Of particular note is the afterbirth expelled at around 4min 10sec. In the case of Xander’s birth, this will be surgically grafted onto the child’s abdomen and - if his body accepts it - will become his gunt.

Well that's a weird looking stork

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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Nice job retard, you named your baby after the gayest cartoon character to ever be drawn

Will the child grow up to learn Xandir's special move: The Reacharound?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Poor kid. Moms with onlyfans have their kids get bullied. How’s a kid with his own kiwi farm thread made before he was even born and a video of him being conceived going to be treated?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

My Demon Child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in an unusual way
But there were 'Lawgs to own, and whores to lay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was swearing 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
Gator said "You know he's gonna be like you, Ralph"
"A little Ralpha-male like you"

And the fat's in the cradle with the crack whore's spoon
Digi the Troon and Joshua Moon
"When you out of jail, dad?" "I don't know when."
But we'll get together then
We're going to smoke some good meth then.

Now we need MC Jarbo to sing it

 

[Esquilax]

Have there been any cool characters named Xander?

Xander Cruz from Frisky Dingo was pretty cool

 

[Agran]

THE KINGDOM COME
HIS WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HELL
ALL SHALL PRAISE HIS UNHOLY NAME

THE KINGDOM COME
HIS WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HELL
ALL SHALL PRAISE HIS UNHOLY NAME

THE KINGDOM COME
HIS WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HELL
ALL SHALL PRAISE HIS UNHOLY NAME

 

[Sam Losco]

Poor kid. Moms with onlyfans have their kids get bullied. How’s a kid with his own kiwi farm thread made before he was even born and a video of him being conceived going to be treated?

He didn't stand much of a chance anyway given the two winners that are his parents and the two winners of grandparents that are going to be mostly raising him.

At least he'll get to look forward to inheriting the TRR/Killstream empire and the gunt estate in a few years.

 

[LordOdin]

Yknow it's retarded to hold out this hope but i just hope both faith and Ralph will be able to put the brakes on their retardation for baby Josh. Maybe even little Josh growing up succesfull despite his father.

 

[instythot]

Yknow it's retarded to hold out this hope but i just hope both faith and Ralph will be able to put the brakes on their retardation for baby Josh. Maybe even little Josh growing up succesfull despite his father.

Ralph's retardation isn't really relevant; it's pretty obvious he'll only be in the picture as a man in arrears with his child support payments. Fai Fai? She's already shown a strong retarded streak, but maaaaaaaaaybe she's young enough to grow out of it?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Yknow it's retarded to hold out this hope but i just hope both faith and Ralph will be able to put the brakes on their retardation for baby Josh. Maybe even little Josh growing up succesfull despite his father.

Lord Xander will do well for himself and grow up to lead and take charge of one the two greatest armies ever amassed during the End Times.

 

[Law]

I can't wait for Ralph to autistically opine about his genetic legacy while refusing to pay child support.