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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I think it should be said that these people are rarely ever actual idealogical communists as opposed to edgy larper control freaks. They know next to nothing about communism, socialism, Marx, etc outside of common social media talking points and absolutely nothing of actual theory. They're just obsessed with the romanticism of being "rebels" against the mainstream. At the end of the day like any bossy, spoiled child they just want to control everything around them and dress it up in pretty terms to make it look like their despotism is a good thing.
They're not gonna control a thing, and they're hardly rebelling against the mainstream. The mainstream is bankrolling them, and not in a "the capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them" way. The mainstream controls them lock, stock, and barrel. The revolution is not only being televised, but it is being sold on the market like another commodity.

Back on topic, the Tranchers will never be real women.
 
This kind of garment is called a "Cold Shoulder Top". I bet you Earl-adjacent mouthbreathers didn't know that, did you?

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That's a regular t-shirt with a stretched out neck that he's tried to turn into a very 80s-ish off-the-shoulder top.

This is a cold shoulder top (note how the bra straps are covered - exposed straps are trashy AF).

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Lol. This is why you should never listen straight men, such as myself, when it comes to fashion advice.
 
I wonder if the Tranch will implode before suffering similar consequences. One can easily imagine a bad Colorado winter sealing them inside the Tranch for weeks on end...
I honestly think that it will kind of implode but it has to be between Bonnie and Penny. No outsiders will make a dent on them as there very happy getting GoGriftMe dollars and rotating through unpaid labor, stealing time from TiMs in exchange for Penny and Bonnie to drink wine and shoot guns.

but I think Penny and Bonnie may have a falling out, Bonnie is a fan of cracking women’s skulls open but he’s not a fan of pennies sexual deviancy and pennies concubine of house kept sex-less slaves.

honestly that’s the most embarrassing part for them I think and they are stealing Bonnies money by existing on the ranch.

They are as leftist as they are women. Penny has always been a devout libertarian. They just switched to pretending to be leftists because that’s what brings in more grift dollars.
That and Leftists will play pretend and say they are woman.

Trannies and libertarian ideals don’t match very well when they get the topic of enforced speech.
 
They are as leftist as they are women. Penny has always been a devout libertarian.
This is the funniest thing about all their commie larping. As recently as 2018 (one year prior to the founding of the ranch, and three years after his transition began), Penny was an AnCap Stefan Molyneux fan.
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The revolution is not only being televised, but it is being sold on the market like another commodity.

It may be a revolution, but it's not The Revolution. ;)

They just switched to pretending to be leftists because that’s what brings in more grift dollars.

It seems to me that in the past few years there are no non-pretend leftists to speak of.
Not organized ones who are members of anything that gets publicity, anyway. :roll:
 
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