Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I assume it's just formulaic niceguy shit.

1. Greeting
2. Met with silence. Attempt to get a response through boasting or bribes.
3. Passive aggressiveness "guess you don't like nice disabled guys"
4. Annoyance.
5. Vitriol rage.
6. Hate faps and moves onto next victim
I'd like someone to tell him "if you were really nice, you'd respect the fact I don't want to talk to you."
 
If he removed it, it might mean that the fallout with Yovanna has happened, and he's trying to cover his tracks in regard to his upcoming lawsuit. (Since he shot himself in the foot back during the Ariana Grande lawsuit due to his public Facebook posts).
I hope he doesn't sue her. I don't think she has the same resources to deal with a deranged halfwit with a massive entitlement complex as Taylor Swift.
 
If he removed it, it might mean that the fallout with Yovanna has happened, and he's trying to cover his tracks in regard to his upcoming lawsuit. (Since he shot himself in the foot back during the Ariana Grande lawsuit due to his public Facebook posts).
The post he deleted/hid has nothing to do with either Yovanna or the Kiwifarms lawsuit.
 
I hope he doesn't sue her. I don't think she has the same resources to deal with a deranged halfwit with a massive entitlement complex as Taylor Swift.
She's Dominican. You can hire a Dominican hitman to solve your problem. Much cheaper than a lawyer. Plus the Vegas PD are unlikely to ask too many questions when Russel's somewhat soggy corpse shows up in a back alley missing a few kidneys or with his testicles stuffed in his drool hole. I think they write such incidents up as "natural causes".
 
She's Dominican. You can hire a Dominican hitman to solve your problem. Much cheaper than a lawyer. Plus the Vegas PD are unlikely to ask too many questions when Russel's somewhat soggy corpse shows up in a back alley missing a few kidneys or with his testicles stuffed in his drool hole. I think they write such incidents up as "natural causes".
Can you hook me up? Landlord's on my ass about the chainsaw noises again.
 
He's left Facebook forever once or twice before iirc
He used to take his Facebook down every night to control the narrative and make sure nobody could comment while he was asleep or at work. Now he keeps it up all the time in case Hollywood talent scouts come looking for an underdog to make famous.

Every time he says he's leaving Facebook, he's back within a day. I think his record for voluntarily leaving is about 18 hours.

He's been banned a couple times. He didn't announce it, and he was gone for quite a while so we figured he got the zucc. One time was a shorter ban, 10 days I think, but I can't remember what for. He's had a 30-day ban, and I think that was for starting an argument with an army guy and calling him a "fake fag" and some other lame insults.
 
She's Dominican. You can hire a Dominican hitman to solve your problem. Much cheaper than a lawyer. Plus the Vegas PD are unlikely to ask too many questions when Russel's somewhat soggy corpse shows up in a back alley missing a few kidneys or with his testicles stuffed in his drool hole. I think they write such incidents up as "natural causes".
That's alot of effort for something so simple. Realistically all you would need to do is to take his balding greasy mop head and stand him near an open flame and let nature do the rest.
 
That's alot of effort for something so simple. Realistically all you would need to do is to take his balding greasy mop head and stand him near an open flame and let nature do the rest.
Oh gods no. Do you have any idea what this greasy fagot would smell like on fire? I mean you can already smell him just by looking at his picture. Flame is not gonna improve that. And his burning stench, much like everything else with him would be certain to linger in the environment forever.
 
Oh gods no. Do you have any idea what this greasy fagot would smell like on fire? I mean you can already smell him just by looking at his picture. Flame is not gonna improve that. And his burning stench, much like everything else with him would be certain to linger in the environment forever.
Well according to his book his plan was to light himself on fire and "burn down the forest"

I believe he had a whole chapter dedicated to this analogy
 
lol "hey homeless person! Have some almost-rotten food! Aren't we nice?" I know that most foods are still good past their "sell by" date (especially prepackaged/processed foods) but this is still how it comes across if you don't think about it too hard.

The guys an alien who was sent here to study the human race, but he never fully grasped language before his fragile extraterrestrial mind was corrupted by the coom upon discovering masturbation and hookers. That's why his linguistic ability is so disjointed. I mean look at the shape of his head, the guys an alien.
Ford Prefect he ain't. I doubt even having a Babel fish in his ear would help him understand people any better.
 
He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness." Hasn't been bugging her lately at least. And she still has the squirrels.
I looked her up, and I gotta say I see the appeal, both for simps like Russ and someone looking for a human being, which makes her incompatible with Russ. She seems like a nice person who I would want to just have a conversation to about squirrels. Would it be weird? Yes, but it'd be interesting.
Honestly, if Russ did a script for a horror movie starring himself as the killer, it might be "so bad that it's good".
I would watch such a movie, but it might be a bit too real when it came to stalking his victims.
A Russipedia would be great. Should reduce those 'read the thread' posts (not reading the OP is weak but 2000 pages a tad intimidating) and it might assist his next stalking victim/male escort/minder if the info is there in tl;dr format with links to sources.
It's impossible to know details of any part of the deeper Russ lore, because there is so much of it that we could never fit it into an OP. I'm overworked or I'd provide the code for a Russpedia. There is so much I don't know about this living monument to sexual pestitude due to the length of this thread and not having an extra lifetime to catch up on it all. Even the OP felt out of date when I read it.
he posted his list of demands on Facebook (the "go on a date with me wearing a red dress and with your hair in braids, then play footsie with me OR ELSE I'LL SUE YOU").
Source? I honestly can't believe even Russ is this stupid... Wait... No I can't believe he'd be wise enough to demand clothing rather than fully naked and on her hands and knees ready suck.
Russ is a Simp. There are too many large muscular Alpha Males at football games. Whereas at an Arianna Grande Concert all the males are either gay or simps.
We know he's into men, maybe he just finds alpha males distracting.
Nah, phone cameras have an automatic focus and Pipsqueak is far to lazy to mess with that. He just oozes grease. His fingers have been all over the view finder bit, whatever it's called and he doesn't seem to understand the concept of cleaning things on a regular basis.
I wipe my phone camera before using it, and it never looks like his does before I do so. How greasy is he? I hope he doesn't smoke. Might be hazardous for those around him... Wait is he physically capable of smoking?
I'd fear for her safety. If Russ was letting her crash there, he'd feel he was owed sex on demand. And if she declined, I don't think it's a stretch to imagine he might try to force himself on her. If she brought a chad over, he'd wilt, but if they were alone, he might try it. Sure she could probably fight him off, but that wouldn't stop him from trying. This is a guy who thinks it should be illegal to say no to him, and women being raped can just close their eyes. He'd feel totally justified because he was putting her up, and she better put out or he'll get mad.
At least it'd be over fast because I doubt he has any stamina based on his treadmill results, and if Ratmouth's height is an indication of scale, she might not even feel anything.
"you are so hot and I want to fuck you please go on a date with me" = a song about overcoming a disability
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He really hates what he thinks are ridiculous and/or frivolous lawsuits. At least he has principles! He'd never file such things. In before he sues them for not covering his "inspiring" story. I can't believe he is crazy enough to post these thoughts and keeps making it all about himself. Actually that wouldn't help him get laid, nevermind.
Why is some random unknown weirdo's song supposed to be newsworthy at all? How often does the news talk about songwriters with zero followers anyhow?

I really do think he believes that merely existing is an achievement for him. He probably thinks fucking attractive women is an achievement for someone with a disability, so for him to bang Taylor Swift/Yovanna Ventura, in his mind, would be like a person with no limbs climbing mount Everest. For Russell, he thinks his disability is the only thing holding him back from fame and endless pussy, so by trying to get it, he's challenging and beating his disability even though he's failing through factors that have nothing to do with his face.

Russell is very manipulative, I'm sure that, as dumb as he is, he has some grasp on what's supposed to inspire people. Given that he's never had a kind word to say about any other disabled people, and that I think he doesn't get inspired by anything other than sexual arousal, he probably doesn't feel inspired by what inspires the average person, but knows a few words like "inspiring" and "overcome" that supposedly make people want to be on his side. That's why he describes everything he does in this grandiose fashion, he uses all the words he sees on things that actually inspire people to say "see? see? I'm inspiring too!" He writes like a computer program with no grasp of emotion trying to describe an underdog story.
Wait... Did you just imply Pipsqueak is actually a malfunctioning chatter bot? It's almost believable in a way. Makes him look almost impressive even.
The fact that Pipsqueak won't accept is that he's just another person., just a dull guy with a dull life destined to do dull things forever.
There are nearing 3,000 pages of evidence he isn't just another person, and certainly isn't dull. He's nothing newsworthy however.
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Thoughts on dating from a 30 year old man who has never dated.
This explains a lot. He doesn't understand dating. Only the financial transactions that result in sex.
That's alot of effort for something so simple. Realistically all you would need to do is to take his balding greasy mop head and stand him near an open flame and let nature do the rest.
It's about having pride in one's work. You know, something Dribbles doesn't comprehend. Still, I think the natural course is for someone to kill him this creature for unwittingly harassing their girl.
Ford Prefect he ain't. I doubt even having a Babel fish in his ear would help him understand people any better.
Poor Babel Fish would feel like it could never get clean again.

Mark me late now. I had to catch up with the week after being a few days behind.
 
Source? I honestly can't believe even Russ is this stupid... Wait... No I can't believe he'd be wise enough to demand clothing rather than fully naked and on her hands and knees ready suck.
It's fine. I know it's unbelievable, but this is Russ. Here's some key moments that sound made up.

Copy of the red dress post.

Russ gives a handjob for a ride to a brothel.

A bunch of Russ's greatest hits. (Read the whole page, really.) (Edit: This includes the often overlooked, "I have information about a child rape/kidnapping. Can I negotiate with the FBI for a higher reward?" and "I'm going to sue my biological sister because she doesn't want to help me launch my career in Hollywood!")

Personal favorite: "If breastfeeding is legal, prostitution should be legal."
 
I wipe my phone camera before using it, and it never looks like his does before I do so. How greasy is he? I hope he doesn't smoke. Might be hazardous for those around him... Wait is he physically capable of smoking?


As amusing as it is to imagine Russ is so fucking oily that he literally foggs up his phone camera like a glob of Vaseline, the more likely exiplination is that he damaged the outer lens of his phone camera at some point and is just too much of a cheapass to get it fixed. I work in electronics refurbrishment and i see that exact kind of blurry damaged camera on phones and laptops all the time. If the outer lens or protective cover is cracked or out of alignment, the autofocus flips the fuck out and has a really hard time dialing in.
 
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He's still following her, and has made a bunch of comments on her Instagram telling her she needs to ditch the squirrels because they "take away from her hotness." Hasn't been bugging her lately at least. And she still has the squirrels.
If Russhole ever got a girl he'd be a textbook example of an abusive partner - cutting her off from friends, family and any other support group, limiting her hobbies and career, controlling every minute of her life.
Luckily he'll never get a girl.
 
If Russhole ever got a girl he'd be a textbook example of an abusive partner - cutting her off from friends, family and any other support group, limiting her hobbies and career, controlling every minute of her life.
Luckily he'll never get a girl.
We need a new rating for repetitive posts. Maybe an emoji of a dead horse or something.

edit: I guess y'all are rating me Late to suggest that the Late rating covers this, but it really doesn't. Just because you may be late on a topic doesn't mean said topic has been discussed to death. Hence why I think a dead horse rating would be useful.
 
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