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I think the kid's father is the Joker. They have the same smile.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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Yeah that kid definitely suffers from FAS
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Damn that kid is going to grow up to be one ugly retard. With a drunk mom and Bam as a dad he never had a chance.
Literally every box is checked. They could put him in a textbook.
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He also sort of looks like Raab
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The child didn't get to choose his parents.
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FAS is ridiculously over diagnosed online, but this is a case with real merit. FAS occurs due to heavy drinking early in pregnancy and we know Nicole was partying her ass off with Bam before the oops baby.
I’m appalled that Nicole has continued to expose her son to Bam given his behavior. Her priority is obviously not her son, but trying to maintain a relationship with Bam at all costs. Which I’m pretty sure she only had a kid to try and cement herself further with Bam after he was growing bored with her anyway.
Any decent mother, or woman with an ounce of self-respect, would have dumped Bam long ago. Even if you want to be a codependent doormat you don’t let your kid get exposed to an angry addict who terrifies him with his outbursts and regularly degrades and humiliates his mother for fun.
Of course, it’s just as likely Nicole is an addict too but in comparison to Bam she looks functional. I lean towards this because it’s hard to come up with any reason she’s continued to have her son around Bam. Nothing irritates me more than subjecting kids to shitty addicts parents to help “inspire” them to get their shit together.
ETA: Have they ever shared any videos of Phoenix talking or being verbal? I thought it was really strange that Bam was complaining about Phoenix crying, because at his age crying isn’t that common, sure once in awhile but Bam made it seem like a frequent occurrence. Babies cry, near four year olds only cry if they are hurt, scared or very tired. Then again given how Bam acts it probably does scare the kid and make him cry. Fucking sad.
I’d feel a little better if there was some evidence of the kid talking. Usually a guy like Bam would be goading his kid into saying curse words or other cringey shit to impress his IG with what a cool dad he is.
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Eh, only reason why Nicole sounds like the better parent is nobody has done on a deep dive on her yet. She let Bam cum inside her enough times to get pregnant, obviously drank/did drugs while pregnant, and didn’t abort the Bamchild knowing she was polluting her womb with alcohol and drugs. I’m guessing if people bothered to look into her, we’d find all kinds of horrors. They’re both awful people who never should have brought a child into the world.
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Die Antwoord is Afrikaans for the answer, seeing how the band is from South Africa.
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I went through some videos. The kid does talk, not like a kid that’s almost four should but he’s verbal so that’s a good sign. He’s also missing one of his front teeth already, idk how the fuck that happens to a kid that young except maybe an accident.
It’s depressing scrolling through Bam’s feed. He will post some photo of his kid, followed by a close up of woman’s ass in latex, his crazy rants, etc... I mean IG does let you have separate accounts so it’s easy enough to keep your kid photos and throwing dildos at your wife for making you a “three pump chump” separate.
I figure his Florida rehab adventure is far more likely to end with a new 22 year old stripper girlfriend than sobriety.
It’s depressing scrolling through Bam’s feed. He will post some photo of his kid, followed by a close up of woman’s ass in latex, his crazy rants, etc... I mean IG does let you have separate accounts so it’s easy enough to keep your kid photos and throwing dildos at your wife for making you a “three pump chump” separate.
I figure his Florida rehab adventure is far more likely to end with a new 22 year old stripper girlfriend than sobriety.
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I hope Chris Raab is ashamed of himself for that portrayal on Haggard.
That obnoxious bullshit is why I can’t watch Haggard in full. That performance added nothing to it.
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I am amazed at how different he is from when this was filmed. You look at this thinking Bam was a well-adjusted person with a bright future ahead of him while Steve-O was an absolute wreck who was going to die in a pool of his own vomit.
The reality couldn't be more reversed.
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KEE KEE
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Bam looking like a hairy tattooed Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeTUYYJ4/
Reddit update with Bam is in Arizona and has befriended a stripper. This won't end good I bet. If the link doesn't automatically work just copy and paste it. Tiktok sucks!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeTUYYJ4/
Reddit update with Bam is in Arizona and has befriended a stripper. This won't end good I bet. If the link doesn't automatically work just copy and paste it. Tiktok sucks!
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Got a link for the Reddit update? Looking forward for my new young stripper GF story arc prediction to come true!
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Valo, can i have a sip of your chardonnay so i speak easy?
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The Tik Tok videos are pretty cringey. Letting a broad pour White Claw over your head is pretty lame. The second video is reminiscent of the start of Bam's and Nicky's relationship, the flirty connotations and the low self-esteem probably means that Phoenix is going to have a half-sibling in about a years time.
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They should've just lied to him and say they were filming Jackass 4 but instead just make it 90 minutes of Bam being a sad loser shitting his pants in his car.
I'd honestly be more willing to watch that.
I'd honestly be more willing to watch that.
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I'm cautiously awaiting Bam's most extreme stunt yet: Actually lasting 2 weeks of rehab without killing himself.
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What SteveO was doing is called no selling and it's like the fastest way to piss off a pro wrestler. At least they didn't get to wrestle against New Jack
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It’s probably a good thing he’s got a limp dick. I can’t imagine how long that poor girl has to suck him off to get a half-chub...but of course it’s all his wife’s fault.
I actually wonder if Bam has low sperm count or something because he’s got a shocking lack of bastard children for a guy in his position (young, had money, MTV fame, constantly drunk with skanks all over him, I do not believe he would use condoms) He was with Nicole for over five years before they had a kid.
Those videos with the new skank are obviously aimed at Niki. Niki must have some access to the IG because she then posted a video of herself making some cameo in a stunt reel or something. I'm going to guess Niki finally took off with Phoenix or gave Bam an ultimatum, which is how he ended up in Florida for another failed rehab stint. I wonder if their lease on whatever AirBnB or lease they had in LA was up on June 1? Where would Nicky have gone with the kid? Stayed in LA or headed back to Philly with Bam's parents? Obviously Bam is now living the barfly single life at the moment. I do wonder how the hell he's getting around from Arizona to Florida to wherever he may turn up next. Is it verified he's currently in Arizona and that wasn't just a stop on his way to Florida?
Given his Lambo sale and some other signs I think Bam's money is running low so the next few months could be interesting.