The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

I assume the bathroom behind Bonnie wasn't a full bathroom. I also assume a building their size would only have one full bath... Wasn't there a floor plan somewhere?

 

[Gone Ham]

Wait, we’ve seen the bathrooms? Can I get a link?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

And according to Kevin, one of their bathrooms STILL doesn't have a shower curtain.

But thank god they bought all those guns and trucks.

 

[stupid frog]

Wait, we’ve seen the bathrooms? Can I get a link?

It was in Kev's thread:

Just more feminine girly copium to solving problems! I bet it's going next to our girly dick replacers guns and magic the gathering cards! But at least that sandbagging gut retard will be getting exercise....

Inb4 the punching bag has shit like "terves" "fascists" "alt right nazis" and other classic blame games written on it.

Also reminder the cryptid dressed like the "anime club" cringe video looked like this and wasnt tweeting about being a transfat until now:View attachment 1942471

 

[Miss Misery]

Every time I see fence updates I get MOTI. They live in the goddamn high desert; why aren't they using stone cribs and t-posts rather than wasting all that time and effort and MONEY digging post holes and tamping overpriced round wood posts into their shitty soil?

Edit: I would bet you money they're using a cheap electric staple gun to attach the fencing to the posts instead of fence staples/u nails.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What makes me laugh about the fence is how they're wasting all that time, money, energy, and resources in the face of better alternatives and the posts are still more crooked than a dog's hind leg.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They live in the goddamn high desert; why aren't they using stone cribs and t-posts rather than wasting all that time and effort and MONEY digging post holes and tamping overpriced round wood posts into their shitty soil?

Because they're fucking retarded, don't know what they're doing, and they have a 0% chance of encountering someone who DOES know better AND is willing to help them.

 

[Miss Misery]

Filthy fucking animals...

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They eat an UNHOLY amount of onions; green to the left and red to the right. Probably leftover from burrito night... which is good for reducing food waste, but my GOD can you imagine how their breath must smell? Stale onions and sweaty balls neovulvae.

Because they're fucking retarded, don't know what they're doing, and they have a 0% chance of encountering someone who DOES know better AND is willing to help them.

I know, I know. It's the same as the fucking death stairs - someone with a slightly more than basic knowledge of carpentry could have built new wooden stairs wide enough to accommodate Kevin's fat ass, but they don't have someone... or anyone for that matter.

 

[A Grey Cat]

They eat an UNHOLY amount of onions; green to the left and red to the right. Probably leftover from burrito night... which is good for reducing food waste, but my GOD can you imagine how their breath must smell? Stale onions and sweaty balls neovulvae.


I know, I know. It's the same as the fucking death stairs - someone with a slightly more than basic knowledge of carpentry could have built new wooden stairs wide enough to accommodate Kevin's fat ass, but they don't have someone... or anyone for that matter.

It's their own damn fault too. They've made themselves into social pariahs and cut all ties to other communities who could help simply because they stereotyped their neighbors into all being "knuckle dragging Neanderthals. " who shoot poor trans womxn on sight.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Every time I see fence updates I get MOTI. They live in the goddamn high desert; why aren't they using stone cribs and t-posts rather than wasting all that time and effort and MONEY digging post holes and tamping overpriced round wood posts into their shitty soil?

At the end of the day, it's a dog and pony show (or dog and llama show, I suppose.) The Tranch is the troon version of a Potemkin village. Phil and company are trying, desperately, to show the world their paypigs that they totally know what they're doing to keep the grift shekels coming in. Because it's a show, they don't need to actually know what they're doing. They just have to make it appear that they do, and can reliably depend on their tranny identities to keep them safe from actual criticism that might blow the Potemkin village apart.

Now, we know all this. If they were killing only themselves, we'd have a grand old time laughing at them. What drives us mad is that they have to hurt other people and animals- even the land itself- in pursuit of this illusion, and that they simply don't care who or what they hurt, so long as the façade is maintained.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

There are 3 newly born lambs abandoned by their mothers now... I don't know what to say besides that there's a special place in hell for all of them
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Ok, they've GOT to be intentionally taking the lambs at this point, to have so many rejections is so far away from normal as to be statistically impossible

The odd lamb rejection will happen, same with any other animal, it's not something you can always predict or budget for, but to be happening at such a high rate it's got to be something the Tranchers are doing (or not doing)

Slight PL: my son works on a farm, (not with the sheep per se but they do HAVE a sheep herd) and in the four years he's been there there have been less rejections than the Tranch has had so far this season!

Here is a list of reasons a ewe might reject her offspring - aside from what I suspect is happening (inefficient feeding and malnutrition) the last two
reasons could especially apply to the Tranch...see what you think...

Some Reasons a Ewe Might Reject Her Lambs​

• The ewe has no maternal instinct. It sometimes happens and whenit happens the ewe can be very, very nasty to her lambs. She won't have them near her. In such a case I won't breed with her again. .
• Delivery causing the ewe a lot of pain. A young ewe often connects birth pain with the lamb and doesn't want it near her afterwards. I had this happen once. The young ewe acted very rude towards her lamb and even took it on her horns. I decided to not breed again with this ewe.
• The ewe is too young. If the ewe is too young, she might not know yet what to do with a lamb. This can happen when breeding with ewes in the same year they have been born. The Drenthe Heath Sheep mature very slow, like the animals in the wild. I never breed with ewes in the same year they have been born.
• The lamb is sick or weak. There can be something wrong with the lamb. Most ewes sense that and don't bother anymore. Of course you can try to keep the lamb alive, but I don't do that. If the lamb is not good, I'll put it down, because I don't want to breed with weak animals.
• Something is wrong with the lamb's teeth. This causes pain when it's nursing. Lambs are born with teeth in the lower jaw. To avoid hurting mom's teats while drinking, the lamb's teeth are covered with a soft layer of skin. Sometimes this skin does not cover all the teeth and then it hurts while the lamb sucks the teat.
• The ewe can be sick. Sometimes ewes can suffer from different things. Like inflammation of the udder or they have a bad udder. It also happens that the afterbirth won't come out and becomes infected. In any of these cases, you should call your vet because the ewe could die a painful death.
• The lamb got touched by strangers. Never let family or friends pick up a newborn lamb. Picking up a lamb too soon can change its smell and cause the mom to not recognize her own lamb anymore. Even if you're the owner/breeder, be careful not to pet your dog before you pick up a lamb.
• Something scared the hell out of mom. Take precautions that no dogs can scare the mom while giving birth to her lambs. Once, at a friend's place, a ewe had given birth quite close to the fence. The neighbor's dog came running and barking. The ewe was so scared that she didn't dare come close to her lamb anymore

The ultimate aim for a rejected lamb is reunification with the mother; it's possible but takes work (another poster here mentioned using a stanchion, and there are other methods), next best would be encouraging another ewe to adopt, the very last resort is separation and bottle feeding

I sure hope at the very least they have invested in some colostrum, without this a lambs chance of long-term survival is VERY slim, bearing in mind it needs this early foremilk for basic immunity

Please do better, Tranchers! We know you read here, so have a read of this... it's not techy and explains like you're five, it even has pretty pictures lol

How To Take Care of Lambs

 

[Marissa Moira]

Animals rejecting their young can be a weird thing.

My uncle had a dog who only had one puppy and after the third day she began to ignore it. So for the first few weeks my uncle and his family had to nurse it and take care of it full time. She never attacked the puppy and would occasionally go up to the puppy and sniff it but wouldn't bother with it.

By around the 6th week she suddenly started wanting to play with her puppy and from then on became very attached.

 

[Neodymium-60]

Ranch still hasn't burned down? Impressive

 

[Gone Ham]

Ranch still hasn't burned down? Impressive

Unfortunately not

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately not

I'm waiting for someone to snap their neck falling down those deathtrap "stairs" they installed.

 

[titty skeleton]

I'm waiting for someone to snap their neck falling down those deathtrap "stairs" they installed.

imagine the griftbux they could gain from a few hospital photos of a neckbraced tranny in a bed.

"PLEASE DONATE TO HELP PAY FOR OUR TROON COMRADE'S RECOVERY from falling down our poorly installed shitty stairs PLEASE HELP A FELLOW COMRADE PAY FOR SURGERY AND ALSO DONATE TO OUR RANCH PLEASE"

 

[break these cuffs]

imagine the griftbux they could gain from a few hospital photos of a neckbraced tranny in a bed.

"PLEASE DONATE TO HELP PAY FOR OUR TROON COMRADE'S RECOVERY from falling down our poorly installed shitty stairs PLEASE HELP A FELLOW COMRADE PAY FOR SURGERY AND ALSO DONATE TO OUR RANCH PLEASE"

I just hope there is another way for the dogs to get up. Those stairs are going to get hot as shit in the summer and they have edge rings for texture. It's not like they're going to be walking on broken glass, but I'm sure it won't be comfortable. I'm not worried about the steepness and the dogs having to use it with bad hips when they get older because I don't believe it will last that long.

 

[Brain Problems]

imagine the griftbux they could gain from a few hospital photos of a neckbraced tranny in a bed.

"PLEASE DONATE TO HELP PAY FOR OUR TROON COMRADE'S RECOVERY from falling down our poorly installed shitty stairs PLEASE HELP A FELLOW COMRADE PAY FOR SURGERY AND ALSO DONATE TO OUR RANCH PLEASE"

"BONNIE WAS STUMBLING DRUNKENLY DOWN THE STAIRS IN A BOXED-WIN INDUCED RAGE AFTER SEEING KEVIN'S LATEST THREE FIGURE TRANSFORMER PURCHASE ON HER WAY TO A PROTECT THE TRANCH FROM COMMU-NAZI MAGA REDNECKS WHEN NINJA EARL GAIDEN APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPARTA KICKED HER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. WE NEED MONEY FOR LASER-TRIP WIRES, CLAYMORES, DRONES, AND PRESSURE PLATES THAT RELEASE SARIN GAS UPON TRIGGERING."

 

[A Grey Cat]

I won't breed with her again. .

In the words of Mr Archer

 

[Prolego]

I assume the bathroom behind Bonnie wasn't a full bathroom. I also assume a building their size would only have one full bath... Wasn't there a floor plan somewhere?

I've not seen a floorplan, but all the photos from when they bought it are up on realtor.com (and a few similar sites if you google the address - 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe CO 81252) I'm guessing they replaced these stairs:



I haven't got a clue why they cheaped out so much and replaced an architectural feature clearly in keeping with the rest of the house with that cheap tin shit. They could have bought a couple of cheap power tools and some decent lumber and replaced it themselves for less. Or if that was too scary and difficult they could have taken the old stringers to a local carpenter and got him to make copies. Now I wonder if they are going to shell out the price of a couple of tins of varnish to protect the rest of the property,or just wait until it collapses and move in to an RV.