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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bro-nnie be lookin like a sausage with a camel faux.
 

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-"Wolf" name
-Tribal shit on the car
-paw prints on the mask
Nope I thinking furfag.
I don't think "Drug dealer" and "Furfag" are mutually exclusive. Given the crowd the Tranch attracts, I've pretty much come to expect a unique combination of degeneracy in every individual that associates with them.
 
I don't think "Drug dealer" and "Furfag" are mutually exclusive. Given the crowd the Tranch attracts, I've pretty much come to expect a unique combination of degeneracy in every individual that associates with them.
If anyone is going to have access to horse piss, the willingness to collect and distill it, and then deal it to trannies, its gonna be a suspiciously wealthy furry.
 
Oh boy, new carriers and Gun larp today!
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The wolf, whoever that is, came to their place today with the worst design on a car I've seen in a while
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I have no idea what they're trying to say here
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This Lamb looks miserable and wants to 41%
Lol... "Hey guy that generously spent a week melting milk jugs and pouring them over sheets of aluminum siding to help protect us from the Fash(tm), your shit is whack!"
 
I think their ineptitude when it comes to construction around the ranch can be explained. Line of the tranchers was a fallout 4 autist who spends a majority of the game working on settlement building. And since autists can take a steel staircase and attach it to a wooden structure without any of the problems doing a dumbass move like that carries in the real world, coupled with being completely detached from reality. Made them think you can just go that IRL with no problems or consequences.


Honestly o don't hate gaming or anything but you can probably blame ALL the problems of the tranch on them being gamers who took their larp too far.

Oh in stardew valley and harvest moon all you gotta do is place some hay down every morning and pet and brush the animals? Wow it must be that easy in real life too!

Oh it's so easy to use a gun and wear body armor in these fps shooters I gotta try that sometime!

Wow you can change the avatar from male to female with just a few button pushes? And the rest is history
 
Kevin and his favorite pants again, the only pair he seems to wear when he's home. Cosidering their lack of hygiene imagine the smell (or better not). 🤮

(That's at the earthship if I am seeing correctly. The furry might be an applicant. If he's really their supplier they might even let him stay.)
 
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I think their ineptitude when it comes to construction around the ranch can be explained. Line of the tranchers was a fallout 4 autist who spends a majority of the game working on settlement building. And since autists can take a steel staircase and attach it to a wooden structure without any of the problems doing a dumbass move like that carries in the real world, coupled with being completely detached from reality. Made them think you can just go that IRL with no problems or consequences.


Honestly o don't hate gaming or anything but you can probably blame ALL the problems of the tranch on them being gamers who took their larp too far.

Oh in stardew valley and harvest moon all you gotta do is place some hay down every morning and pet and brush the animals? Wow it must be that easy in real life too!

Oh it's so easy to use a gun and wear body armor in these fps shooters I gotta try that sometime!

Wow you can change the avatar from male to female with just a few button pushes? And the rest is history
According to someone on 4Chan claiming to be the father of the original leader of CHAZ, they provided photos of said CHAZ leader when they were younger as proof. Dad claimed their kid loved Paradox's strategy games and that they seemed to think they could apply them to real life. So there's a non-zero chance that hyper autistic trannies very much do think it's "that easy" because of video games. Obviously only a very small hyper-autisic minority within a minority goes this far beyond regular tranny autism. But it's absurd that there's even a sample size of two in the first place.
 
I think their ineptitude when it comes to construction around the ranch can be explained. Line of the tranchers was a fallout 4 autist who spends a majority of the game working on settlement building. And since autists can take a steel staircase and attach it to a wooden structure without any of the problems doing a dumbass move like that carries in the real world, coupled with being completely detached from reality. Made them think you can just go that IRL with no problems or consequences.

Given how many people think that conflicts will play out like a COD mission and such you're likely entirely right.
 
Oh boy, new carriers and Gun larp today!
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The wolf, whoever that is, came to their place today with the worst design on a car I've seen in a while
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Tried to write "coats" but spells worse than he passes as a woman.

The Wolf is a reference to the 'fixer' character The Wolf from Pulp Fiction who also drives a nice car.
So using my internet detective powers to the fullest on the pictures helpfully provided by the tranchers:
Wolfie has a patch for "Overland Bound" on the drivers seat.
with what looks to me like #15798 in the center.
edit: looks like it might be #15793

Specifically, one of these:

Overland bound looks to be a Western off-roading community per 45 seconds spent on the internets, and that number is a member number.

So presumably the curious could use the membership number to get more information about the wolf. Thanks Bonnie.
 
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According to someone on 4Chan claiming to be the father of the original leader of CHAZ, they provided photos of said CHAZ leader when they were younger as proof. Dad claimed their kid loved Paradox's strategy games and that they seemed to think they could apply them to real life. So there's a non-zero chance that hyper autistic trannies very much do think it's "that easy" because of video games. Obviously only a very small hyper-autisic minority within a minority goes this far beyond regular tranny autism. But it's absurd that there's even a sample size of two in the first place.
Really kind of like a modern day Don Quixote, I suppose. Just instead of books on chivalry, they're playing vidya and getting a little "dry on the brain" from them instead.
 
So using my internet detective powers to the fullest,
the 'wolf' has a patch for "Overland Bound" on the drivers seat.
with what looks to me like #15798 in the center.

Specifically, one of these:
https://store.overlandbound.com/collections/stickers/products/overland-bound-patch
Overland bound looks to be a Western off-roading community per 45 seconds spent on the internets, and that number is a member number.

So presumably the curious could use the membership number to get more information about the wolf. Thanks Bonnie.
https://www.overlandbound.com/forums/members/stevemick.15798/ That number leads to this guy, who hasn't been on the site other than for a few months in 2017, so I don't think we're reading the number right. Tried a few other likely combinations, no dice. Feel free to try yourself - just delete everything after "members/" and then type the number in.
 
https://www.overlandbound.com/forums/members/stevemick.15798/ That number leads to this guy, who hasn't been on the site other than for a few months in 2017, so I don't think we're reading the number right. Tried a few other likely combinations, no dice. Feel free to try yourself - just delete everything after "members/" and then type the number in.
Location checks out. He isn't very active.
Archive later.

Edit: archives.
Member profile
About
Yeah, age range checks out as well going by his looks.

Edit 2: the 'about' shows his badges instead.
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A screenshot will have to do I'm afraid.
 
The local law had a few things to say about the lack of reports and all.
For reference, here is that NPR audio:

MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:

To Colorado now and a story about neighbors and fences. The owners of the Tenacious Unicorn sheep and alpaca ranch say they have had to build a high fence around their property because of harassment. They are trans, and they say their conservative neighbors won't accept them. Colorado Public Radio's Dan Boyce reports.

(SOUNDBITE OF ENGINE TURNING)

DAN BOYCE, BYLINE: Eight-foot-tall wooden fence posts - 2 feet in the ground, 6 above.

BONNIE NELSON: So right now, we have around 360 posts.

BOYCE: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch co-owner Bonnie Nelson expects they'll probably need another couple hundred to erect the tall wire fence completely around their 40 acres of dry pastureland.

(SOUNDBITE OF JACKHAMMER RUNNING)

BOYCE: Nelson and co-owner Penny Logue are both wearing black ball caps and layers of worn work clothes. It's a cold morning. And as always, they have semiautomatic pistols strapped to their thighs. Mess with us, Nelson says, and we'll mess back.

NELSON: All we want is to be left alone.

PENNY LOGUE: We're a group of trans women trying to create a haven for trans people.

BOYCE: Penny Logue says they're building a commune where LGBTQ people can feel safe and welcome and isolated from discrimination they say they face in traditional cisgender society.

SHANNON BYERLY: I mean, I feel saddened that anyone - I don't care race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle, I don't care - would live in Custer County and feel that they were in jeopardy.

BOYCE: That's Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly. He says the ranchers haven't really been all that hospitable since moving in last year. He says most residents didn't even know they were here initially.

BYERLY: And then all a sudden this newspaper article comes out and they - well, I don't want to put words in their mouths, but, you know, they just were pretty disparaging about the citizens in general in Custer County.

BOYCE: In numerous press accounts, Logue details severe online threats, multiple instances of local harassment and even armed trespassing on the property itself. Sheriff Byerly says his office was never contacted about these incidents. He says the security fortifications the ranchers are installing do not indicate they want to be part of the community.

BYERLY: I don't think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.

BOYCE: Some local conservatives say the ranchers are exaggerating their claims of persecution in order to bring in large amounts of cash through online fundraising. The ranch's latest effort on the website GoFundMe currently stands at more than $115,000. Penny Logue calls this criticism a straw man argument. Logue says they've tried to form bonds with their neighbors through recycling efforts, doing handiwork, starting a community garden in Westcliffe. She says it's just there's a small group of locals who make their lives difficult.

LOGUE: This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends that are conservative, but we don't have any friends that are Nazis.

BOYCE: The new fence will add security to the ranch on top of recently installed surveillance cameras.

LOGUE: I think that we can, when we choose to engage, be out in the community engaging. And when we shut our gates - because this world is a little bit much sometimes.

BOYCE: When that happens, she says, they should get to leave the outside world behind just like anyone else.

For NPR News, I'm Dan Boyce in Westcliffe, Colo.
 
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