Worst food/restaurant trends

Avocado is good, but it's essentially plant butter. Shoving it into things in order to raise the fat content is the new bacon on everything.

And more often than not, it'll be "avocado bacon" so you get the lard, the salt, AND the plant butter all together. You barely have to taste food at all, yay.

I don't think people who get "überhot ghost chile death sauce" actually like spicy food at all. I think they like showing off their tolerance of it. Clap for them.
The worst part about these sorts of people is that they'll do something like eat a habanero and rather than realize that habaneros, behind the fire, are actually pretty tasty, just get autismal about the Scovilles. You can do some amazing things with habaneros if you find a way to balance the heat down a bit, their flavor reminds me a little of apples.
 
The worst part about these sorts of people is that they'll do something like eat a habanero and rather than realize that habaneros, behind the fire, are actually pretty tasty, just get autismal about the Scovilles. You can do some amazing things with habaneros if you find a way to balance the heat down a bit, their flavor reminds me a little of apples.
Absolutely love habaneros. They're great for cream sauces that cut back on their heat.
 
I don't know if anyone remembers it but one of the old and really annoying one was the food towers of babylon. Everything was stacked up in the middle as a neat arrangement and then sauce was dripped in a circle on the outside. The only reasonable way to eat was to topple that tower and suddenly there was no arrangement or placement.
 
I don't know if anyone remembers it but one of the old and really annoying one was the food towers of babylon. Everything was stacked up in the middle as a neat arrangement and then sauce was dripped in a circle on the outside. The only reasonable way to eat was to topple that tower and suddenly there was no arrangement or placement.
Higher end food has some nasty trends. Foams, that look like the pot-washer has gobbed on your plate, and streaks and smears of sauce that either look as though someone has run their finger through them before they got to you or what you’d expect on the toilet paper after a really big shit.
 
The worst part about these sorts of people is that they'll do something like eat a habanero and rather than realize that habaneros, behind the fire, are actually pretty tasty, just get autismal about the Scovilles. You can do some amazing things with habaneros if you find a way to balance the heat down a bit, their flavor reminds me a little of apples.
Mango is a great combo for habaneros.
The only reasonable way to eat was to topple that tower and suddenly there was no arrangement or placement.
Luckily that shit died really quickly. I think I saw that once before everyone realized it was completely fucking retarded.
 
The number one thing that has annoyed me in restaurants in the last 7 years is the Coke Freestyle machines. So rather than just a few simple buttons, you have to finagle with a touch screen (often greasy and rarely works properly), you can't do multiple drinks at the same time, soda tastes awful because it goes through the same pipe, and if you wanted Cherry Coke, fuck you, here's regular Coke syrup with that flavored Red 40 stuff in there.
 
Hops is a spice, not a staple. Beer should not taste like pure fucking hops.
The problem is that there are bittering hops, and aroma hops. A lot of idiot hipster microbrewers jump straight into American-style IPA's without mastering things like Pilsners and Mild Ales first. So they think more hops = good and completely miss the subtlety of having a robust bittering hop with 1-3 good aroma hops.
 
Ridiculous Starbucks orders, like this one:

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People buying simple syrup at the grocery store. I'm not a super cook, but from what I understand it's just sugar and water that's been heated up. That would be like buying water pre-salted for pasta (damn I should be in the industry).

When I go into a bar and ask for just a beer. Then the bartender asks me what kind and I have to name off every cheap beer, and then they have to go to the other side to look for it. I love it when a bartender can make a recommendation I'm not picky at all.

But most of all I despise it when someone at my table takes 2 minutes to reconstruct something off the menu when ordering because they "don't like tomatoes" or something. Chefs train for years and restaurants work really hard to make the best tasting food possible. It absolutely blows my chode that my friends aren't willing to get a little bit of pickle on their sandwich lest they keel over and die.
 
People buying simple syrup at the grocery store. I'm not a super cook, but from what I understand it's just sugar and water that's been heated up. That would be like buying water pre-salted for pasta (damn I should be in the industry).

When I go into a bar and ask for just a beer. Then the bartender asks me what kind and I have to name off every cheap beer, and then they have to go to the other side to look for it. I love it when a bartender can make a recommendation I'm not picky at all.

But most of all I despise it when someone at my table takes 2 minutes to reconstruct something off the menu when ordering because they "don't like tomatoes" or something. Chefs train for years and restaurants work really hard to make the best tasting food possible. It absolutely blows my chode that my friends aren't willing to get a little bit of pickle on their sandwich lest they keel over and die.
"Chefs know what you want better than you do" is a painfully retarded meme. If I'm paying the kind of money it takes to eat at a restaurant with a "chef," I damn well paid enough to make special orders. Even Burger King recognizes who the ultimate authority on customer satisfaction is.
 
"Chefs know what you want better than you do" is a painfully retarded meme. If I'm paying the kind of money it takes to eat at a restaurant with a "chef," I damn well paid enough to make special orders. Even Burger King recognizes who the ultimate authority on customer satisfaction is.
Depends on the place for me. If it’s fast food, I’m not expecting a five star steak dinner, and if I’m at a high-end restaurant, I expect it to be better than most things I can make myself. If I’m paying a higher price, I want higher quality, especially with expensive places. That said, more fast food places should use Chick-Fil-A’s model for customer service. Some people I know avoid certain fast food places entirely because the staff is unfriendly.
 
Depends on the place for me. If it’s fast food, I’m not expecting a five star steak dinner, and if I’m at a high-end restaurant, I expect it to be better than most things I can make myself. If I’m paying a higher price, I want higher quality, especially with expensive places. That said, more fast food places should use Chick-Fil-A’s model for customer service. Some people I know avoid certain fast food places entirely because the staff is unfriendly.
It's not about quality. I'm saying that, if someone doesn't like black olives, Mister FancyPants Chef had better not put black olives on their food, regardless what his culinary arts degree claims. Aside from merely chemical variations such as the people who spit out cilantro in disgust, food has a deeply personal, emotional aspect. No matter what the "right" combination of flavors is for the people who created a recipe, it cannot be extended to all people. The job of the Chef is to please his customer, not to justify his own preferences by forcing them on others.

I doubt any successful chef thinks this way, at any rate. It's mostly an idea put forth by dumbasses who want to show their "respect" to cooking school. Imagine if someone were to tell you, no, your spotify playlist is wrong. You need to listen to more Beatles because people like the Beatles and that's that.
 
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