Culture PETA Petitions Ham Lake Mayor To Change City’s Name To Yam Lake - Can't you go murder some more dogs or something?


MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — Animal rights group PETA is petitioning the mayor of Ham Lake to give the city a more “pig-positive” name.

Ham Lake, which sits north of the Twin Cities off Highway 65, earned its name in 1871. The city was named for the identically monikered nearby body of water, which was called Ham Lake because its shape resembled a ham, according to the city’s website.


PETA’s letter to Mayor Mike Van Kirk notes that “pigs killed for food spend their lives confined on filthy factory farms and are denied everything that’s natural and important to them.” It also argues the lake actually looks more like a yam, and so states the city should be renamed Yam Lake.

“[Yams are] extremely versatile, easy to prepare, and great to eat alone or include in both sweet and savory dishes,” the letter reads.

PETA even offered to pay for new city signage and send “delicious candied yams for the whole town.”

You can read PETA’s full letter here.

PETA’s letter to Van Kirk follows.

May 24, 2021

The Honorable Mike Van Kirk

Mayor of Ham Lake

Dear Mayor Van Kirk:

I’m writing on behalf of PETA and our more than 6.5 million members and supporters worldwide, including many across Minnesota, with a suggestion: Since so many people are turning to a meat-free diet these days because of the COVID-19 pandemic, health issues like heart disease and diabetes, the environmental havoc caused by meat production, a desire to stop cruelty to animals, and even the Lone Star tick, would you consider changing the name of Ham Lake to Yam Lake? We would be happy to contribute to the cost of new signage and will send delicious candied yams for the whole town to enjoy if you agree. Everyone at PETA is rooting for you!

As you likely know, pigs are extremely good-natured. They’re playful, affectionate, and sensitive, just like the dogs and cats who share our homes. But pigs killed for food spend their lives confined on filthy factory farms and are denied everything that’s natural and important to them, such as nurturing their young and rooting in the earth. Pigs’ tails are chopped off, their teeth are cut with pliers, and males are castrated, all without painkillers. Sows are kept in “iron maidens”—named after medieval torture devices—and chew endlessly at the metal bars just inches in front of their faces. They cannot turn around or take even two steps in any direction. At slaughterhouses, pigs are hung upside down and bled to death, often while still conscious.

Eating pigs poses a serious threat to human health, too. The World Health Organization reports that processed meats like ham and bacon cause cancer and that diabetes, strokes, high blood pressure, and impotence are all linked to meat eating. And, of course, eating meat is an antiquated, dirty, and completely unnecessary habit.

When you think about it, Ham Lake looks more like a yam anyway, and yams are super-healthy foods high in fiber, potassium, manganese, and antioxidants—definitely something worth promoting! They also can boost brain health, reduce inflammation, and improve blood sugar control. They’re extremely versatile, easy to prepare, and great to eat alone or include in both sweet and savory dishes.

By renaming the town, you would seize a great opportunity to demonstrate how easy it is to change with the times. Thank you for your consideration. I yam looking forward to hearing from you.

Very truly yours,

Ingrid Newkirk

President
 
But pigs killed for food spend their lives confined on filthy factory farms and are denied everything that’s natural and important to them, such as nurturing their young and rooting in the earth. Pigs’ tails are chopped off, their teeth are cut with pliers, and males are castrated, all without painkillers. Sows are kept in “iron maidens”—named after medieval torture devices—and chew endlessly at the metal bars just inches in front of their faces. They cannot turn around or take even two steps in any direction. At slaughterhouses, pigs are hung upside down and bled to death, often while still conscious.
What a long list, too bad they only care about the pigs that actually become food. They ignored all the pigs that activists decapitate for props, which is even worse because then the corpses are just trash. At least food has a use.

I'd really like some activism around pig corpse vandalism to spur an investigation into where the pigs are coming from, but I guess we can't have that.
 
What a long list, too bad they only care about the pigs that actually become food. They ignored all the pigs that activists decapitate for props, which is even worse because then the corpses are just trash. At least food has a use.

I'd really like some activism around pig corpse vandalism to spur an investigation into where the pigs are coming from, but I guess we can't have that.
Also missing, would they just release the pigs into the wild? Where they'll become feral hogs and tear the shit up out of everything and become a massive problem? I know they live in urban bug pods and have no understanding of the natural world but that's really no excuse for their level of retardation. I suspect malnutrition from vegan diets are to blame.
 
Also missing, would they just release the pigs into the wild? Where they'll become feral hogs and tear the shit up out of everything and become a massive problem? I know they live in urban bug pods and have no understanding of the natural world but that's really no excuse for their level of retardation. I suspect malnutrition from vegan diets are to blame.
The mayor should reach a compromise with them. He'll rename the lake but only if the petaphiles spend 24 hours in a pen with starved feral hogs.
 
They tried pulling this exact stunt with some tiny town in my state and the local government had to tell them to fuck off and leave them alone.
It seems like every 10 years or so, PETA finds some tiny nowhere town with a vaguely meat sounding name and try to harass them into changing it.
 
They tried pulling this exact stunt with some tiny town in my state and the local government had to tell them to fuck off and leave them alone.
It seems like every 10 years or so, PETA finds some tiny nowhere town with a vaguely meat sounding name and try to harass them into changing it.
Yeah, they tried to do the same thing to Fishkill, New York. Which is retarded because it wasn't named for killing fish, it's corrupted Dutch for "fish creek".
 
They tried pulling this exact stunt with some tiny town in my state and the local government had to tell them to fuck off and leave them alone.
It seems like every 10 years or so, PETA finds some tiny nowhere town with a vaguely meat sounding name and try to harass them into changing it.
It's a good way to get attention and continue the grift.
 
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Even if I trusted those to not be poisoned, or prepared so incompetently as to be indistinguishable from poison, candied yams are disgusting. Just on that alone, keep it Ham Lake. Or change it to Ham & Bacon Lake.
I wouldn't eat ham or bacon, but then, don't swine wish that everyone was Jewish?
 
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