"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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G-guys stop with the joke optimistic ratings. He's going to be fine. Jim is going to be just fine. And we'll get some fun new videos after he's all better.

;_;
What happened to Jim's super secret YT channel that only select people like you knew about? Surely he's fine if he can still be uploading videos, right?
 
Yeah, that sudden infodump doesn't bode well. At least he's handling it with his usual sense of humor.

The last big "e-celeb" with cancer (that I'm aware of) decided not to go out in a dignified manner:
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Imagine spending your final days bitching at your wife....because Orange Man Bad.
Taking his Trump-derangement all the way to the grave.
Christ that's terrible. I knew TB got a little unhinged as he knew he had nothing to lose as he was dying with sometimes often funny results, but wasn't expecting him to pull that shit, didn't realise.
 
People don’t realize that cancer treatment depletes you utterly. Even when you’re not in severe pain, you’re exhausted, nauseous, unable to focus, etc. One day you’ll have energy and try to make it count by doing shit you normally can’t, then you suffer for it for the next week. That’s why all the “Cancer is NBD, fucking stream already” shit is so gay. You have to be a child, physically or at least emotionally, to think that shit, let alone say it and mean it.

Jim is setting a good example for his followers, some of whom will someday be hit with some kind of scary medical issues. Keeping his humor and accepting that shit happens is the best thing for his health and the best thing he can show others how to do.
 
Christ that's terrible. I knew TB got a little unhinged as he knew he had nothing to lose as he was dying with sometimes often funny results, but wasn't expecting him to pull that shit, didn't realise.
TB's last year was spent on Twitter clenching his teeth over President Trump and spamming dog pictures.
It was not at all as dignified and highbrow as he had perpetuated himself.
 
I know everyone in this thread probably has some version of this, but Jim was the guy who reminded me of how great the internet used to be, and how -- most importantly -- the best approach to dealing with how degraded and shitty it's become is just to laugh at it.

So, here's to you, internet: a whole-hearted, wheezing, cancer-ridden laugh, right in your ugly face.

For Jim.
 
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Damn, this shit is genuinely fucking depressing.

I wouldn't wish this shit upon my worst enemy. This sounds fucking awful.
Which is why it's great Jim has these issues. Fuck you, Jim.

Since you simps are looking for a silver lining, here's one: with hearing problems, Jim doesn't have to listen to his disgustingly annoying fucking voice anymore.
 
I'm pretty sure if I was dying the last thing I would be thinking about is how Jim handled his health scare lol.
I’m glad you’re so sure. But humans tend to emulate the most compelling behavior they’ve seen modeled. It’s often not even conscious emulation. That’s why there are so many assholes in the world who were themselves raised by assholes. But giving others a solid example of grace under fire can make a deep impression— one that will often be recalled should it need to be.

Even Jim would lol at being held up as a role model for anything. But life is nothing if not lulzy af.
 
Which is why it's great Jim has these issues. Fuck you, Jim.

Since you simps are looking for a silver lining, here's one: with hearing problems, Jim doesn't have to listen to his disgustingly annoying fucking voice anymore.
Ooo, that edge. While I agree shits getting a little simpy in here, I can also appreciate Jim's continued brand of gallows humor. As far as your edge, you could have done so much better than this. He listed a litany of issues you could have applied that edge to and your autism locks in on his voice?
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I know everyone in this thread probably has some version of this, but Jim was the guy who reminded me of how great the internet used to be, and how -- most importantly -- the best approach to dealing with how degraded and shitty it's become is just to laugh at it.

So, here's to you, internet: a whole-hearted, wheezing, cancer-ridden laugh, right in your ugly face.

For Jim.
Ironic. The man who fought the cancer killing the internet couldn't save himself from it.
 
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