IP2 Dylan Seth Volk / Chaggot / DieLawn / RealDylanVolk / RealChaggot / RealDielawn / Chad - Autistic Baked Alaska hanger-on and Jewish white nationalist meth head wigger with a terminal case of jungle fever who wants everyone to know that just because he had sex with a 13 year-old doesn't mean he's a pedophile.

[MoeChotto]

For the record, the 805 area code is California's Central Coast. I was surprised that Rachel graduated from University of Redlands, since the main college in the 805 code is Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. I double checked the phone-book map of area codes I have, and apparently a chunk of 805 extends as far south as Ventura County. In Los Angeles area codes have basically lost all meaning since only old boomers have landlines anymore and the area has been sliced and diced by AT&T with area codes for so long that the vast majority of people who have smartphones generally have random codes corresponding more to the location of the phone store where they bought their initial phone than actual physical location. Somebody needs to do a little weening and call that 310 number referenced in Null's full post on the other board and see what happens. If it's a real literal law firm I don't think they'll like being used in prank calls.

Don't worry, Tommy's got that covered already

 

[Space A. Lizard]

When it comes to having an obsession with autism, the Volk family can compete with the farms.

• They have appeared on several podcasts and done speakings about their experience with autism, I can't be bothered to find or link all of them, but here is one Life on the Spectrum #246, The Maine Magazine.

• They have won the Spurwink Humanitarian Awards for "being deeply involved in autism awareness and education, both in Maine and nationally" in November 14, 2015. I don't know if this is a real award, or if it's a "highest donors gets the awards"-kind of deal. But this raffle in the basket ball game (see more below) suggests it might be the latter.

• They (I assume Amy) have two twitter profiles for their dog. Profile 1. Profile 2. "But hey!", you might say, "That has nothing to do with autism..? That's just a family who made a fun account for their pet, lots of people do that!". And sure, I agree... until you realise that they have made a collected 1160 (!) tweets in the name of their dog. And released a book about him! The dog also have an instagram. And a facebook. I think that's pretty autistic.

• Volks packaging have sponsored an "Autism awareness"-night for the local basketball team, with special pussel-piece uniforms, they sold books and Chaggot was the honorary captain.

• They made a documentary about their family's experience with Dylan autism. I haven't bothered watching it, but it seems to be mainly interview footage with the family interspliced with footage from speakings. Low quality archive below.

Other notable things

• Dylans facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/RealDylanVolk, there is also an other one that hasn't been updated in a year https://www.facebook.com/realdylanvolkTV/. There you can find a video of his cat (RIP) and Rachel.

• Amy Volk's twitter. Fan of Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin, no surprise.

• Derek Volk's twitter. Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Schizo theory

• If Dylan very allegedly, but also very self proclaimed, had sex with a 13 year old when he was 18, and is now 29, it would have happened 2010 (29-18=11, 2021-11=2010).
• In autumn 2010 Amy Volk ran for Maine senate.
• What if this was uncovered, but the girl/her parents were paid off by the Volks to stay quiet in order not to cause a problem for Amy's campaign? We already know (from Dereks book) that the Volks had no problem grabbing every newspaper in town in order to cover up Chaggots meth use. Again, schizo as fuck, but with this family, few things would surprise me.

 

[instythot]

I wonder if the state will take his mental age into consideration when pursuing charges.

That mostly depends on whether the police and courts are traditionally red or blue in the state. Texas has a long and proud tradition of executing retards, California congratulates them for having the courage to express themselves in a criminal manner

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Big Rich family in small town has a tard kid and decides to milk him for pitybux because they don't care where their spending money comes from as long as it's green. Unfortunately, they are too busy with their grifting and running the hand-me-down family business to actually PARENT their tard, preferring instead to milk him for griftbux while part of said griftbux goes towards papering over the tard's fuckups such as heavy drug use and raping tweenagers.

Ultimately they hire a desperate newly minted graduate of a shithole liberal arts college as the tard's full time wrangler and cum dumpster, then pay to ship both of them to Los Angeles where everybody is either weird or Mexican. They hope that their problem will then go away, underestimating the power of the internet in making total fuckups into celebrities, especially those who have become addicted to fame via the grift-go-round they experienced back home.

So in the end the tard becomes an alt-right e-celeb despite being Jewish to the extreme, and the wrangler becomes a fat heifer out of sorrow as to what her life has become and goes on daytime trash TV to REEEEEEEE WHY ME WHY ME REEEEEEEE. Jebus Fucking Christ what a fucking disaster. Why can't the rich actually raise their fucking kids instead of using them as props to satisfy the parents' narcissism?

 

[instythot]

When do we get the next Dylan/Dax crossover, The Biggest Pedo In the Universe?

 

[All becomes gunt]

When it comes to having an obsession with autism, the Volk family can compete with the farms.

• They have appeared on several podcasts and done speakings about their experience with autism, I can't be bothered to find or link all of them, but here is one Life on the Spectrum #246, The Maine Magazine.

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• They have won the Spurwink Humanitarian Awards for "being deeply involved in autism awareness and education, both in Maine and nationally" in November 14, 2015. I don't know if this is a real award, or if it's a "highest donors gets the awards"-kind of deal. But this raffle in the basket ball game (see more below) suggests it might be the latter.

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• They (I assume Amy) have two twitter profiles for their dog. Profile 1. Profile 2. "But hey!", you might say, "That has nothing to do with autism..? That's just a family who made a fun account for their pet, lots of people do that!". And sure, I agree... until you realise that they have made a collected 1160 (!) tweets in the name of their dog. And released a book about him! The dog also have an instagram. And a facebook. I think that's pretty autistic.

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• Volks packaging have sponsored an "Autism awareness"-night for the local basketball team, with special pussel-piece uniforms, they sold books and Chaggot was the honorary captain.

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• They made a documentary about their family's experience with Dylan autism. I haven't bothered watching it, but it seems to be mainly interview footage with the family interspliced with footage from speakings. Low quality archive below.

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Other notable things

• Dylans facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/RealDylanVolk, there is also an other one that hasn't been updated in a year https://www.facebook.com/realdylanvolkTV/. There you can find a video of his cat (RIP) and Rachel.

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• Amy Volk's twitter. Fan of Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin, no surprise.

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• Derek Volk's twitter. Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Schizo theory

• If Dylan very allegedly, but also very self proclaimed, had sex with a 13 year old when he was 18, and is now 29, it would have happened 2010 (29-18=11, 2021-11=2010).
• In autumn 2010 Amy Volk ran for Maine senate.
• What if this was uncovered, but the girl/her parents were paid off by the Volks to stay quiet in order not to cause a problem for Amy's campaign? We already know (from Dereks book) that the Volks had no problem grabbing every newspaper in town in order to cover up Chaggots meth use. Again, schizo as fuck, but with this family, few things would surprise me.

The Derek guy is so jewish even his clipart is rubbing his hands like a happy merchant. I wonder if someone could bless us with a full nose exposed edit, he already did most of the work himself.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Big Rich family in small town has a tard kid and decides to milk him for pitybux because they don't care where their spending money comes from as long as it's green. Unfortunately, they are too busy with their grifting and running the hand-me-down family business to actually PARENT their tard, preferring instead to milk him for griftbux while part of said griftbux goes towards papering over the tard's fuckups such as heavy drug use and raping tweenagers.

This seems true. I bet Chaggot's dad was angry and annoyed when the realization sunk in regarding a life chained to an autism so strong it cannot be helped.

It is interesting that he wrote a book. I think chagdad wrote dat book bout brotha 'DieLawn' for a couple of reasons:

1. Him and his wife spend their lives seeming successful to others both in the eye of the public/other rich people. To chagdad its important to tell people that he didn't traumatize chaggot into his more eccentric behaviors(I imagine these kinds of insecurities are things parents face.) He wants to tell the world that he didn't bail on chaggot(whether that's true or not idk)
2. He's bitter for not having a perfect son(when everything else is good it really stings) and thus any success as a boring podcast-interviewed author/TED-talker is a nice recompense for the suffering he had/has to endure being chaggots dad(think about the years of tiredness building up with no relief) and at the very least it gives him a chance to milk some sympathy from friends and family.

edit:gassed some grammatical anomalies.

 

[Terrorist]

Rachel actually looked kinda cute before her life went in the shitter and the only job she could find was being a combo tard wrangler and cum dumpster for a narcissistic autist whose "occupation" is making a total fucktard of himself on teh internetz. I bet she took out shitloads of student loans and this is the only way she can make the payments. A lot of teen girls get into the college of their dreams and then are quickly forced to become "sugar babies" to pay the bills. Then the student loan payments arrive, they can't find a job as a critic of 19th century German art, and they resort to..."escorting". America has millions of educated young women who end up only having one "skill" that they can use to make money. Considering the shitloads of moolah the feds are throwing away on liberal arts educations for women who become whores anyway, it's criminal, or should be.

Or, Occam’s Razor: Whore meets rich horny retard at bar and sees a meal ticket. Whore puts up with rich retard’s antics because she doesn’t have anything resembling ethics herself.

This seems true. I bet Chaggot's dad was angry and annoyed when the realization sunk in regarding a life chained to an autism so strong it cannot be helped.

It is interesting that he wrote a book. I think chagdad writing a book bout brotha 'DieLawn' for a couple of reasons:

1. Him and his wife spend their lives seeming successful to others both in the eye of the public/other rich people. To chagdad its important to tell people that he didn't traumatize chaggot into his more eccentric behaviors(I imagine these kinds of insecurities are things parents face.) He wants to tell the world that he didn't bail on chaggot(whether that's true or not idk)
2. He's bitter for not having a perfect son(when everything else is good it really stings) and thus any success as a boring podcast-interviewed author/TED-talker is a nice recompense for the suffering he had/has to endure being chaggots dad(think about the years of tiredness building up with no relief) and at the very least it gives him a chance to milk some sympathy from friends and family.

It’s a PR move. They want their insane rapist pedo son to be seen as a rambunctious but lovable and ultimately harmless eccentric (“oh that crazy Dielawn!”) who has reformed and now Raises Awareness TM for various UMC-approved causes. Of course, the reality is far from the case.

 

[MoeChotto]

Or, Occam’s Razor: Whore meets rich horny retard at bar and sees a meal ticket. Whore puts up with rich retard’s antics because she doesn’t have anything resembling ethics herself.

If you can believe it, though, Rachel is actually the money maker, according to Face the Truth and her reported net worth. It's actually Chaggot who's the dirty, broke, money-grubbing whore, which fits with his character on stream pretty well.

 

[Terrorist]

If you can believe it, though, Rachel is actually the money maker, according to Face the Truth and her reported net worth. It's actually Chaggot who's the dirty, broke, money-grubbing whore, which fits with his character on stream pretty well.

No doubt Dielawn has barely anything in his own name. But he has one thing she can only get second-hand: Access to the Bank of Derek and Amy, which will always bail him out no matter what.

 

[Shark Senpai]

The Derek guy is so jewish even his clipart is rubbing his hands like a happy merchant. I wonder if someone could bless us with a full nose exposed edit, he already did most of the work himself.

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My attempt after 5000 hours in GIMP

 

[instythot]

If you can believe it, though, Rachel is actually the money maker, according to Face the Truth and her reported net worth. It's actually Chaggot who's the dirty, broke, money-grubbing whore, which fits with his character on stream pretty well.

No doubt Dielawn has barely anything in his own name. But he has one thing she can only get second-hand: Access to the Bank of Derek and Amy, which will always bail him out no matter what.

Rachel probably didn't even need to dig for this information, Chaggot is autistic enough to have seen It's Always Sunny and thought the D.E.N.N.I.S. system was real advice and volunteered his parents' wealth and status immediately to (D)isplay Value

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Or, Occam’s Razor: Whore meets rich horny retard at bar and sees a meal ticket. Whore puts up with rich retard’s antics because she doesn’t have anything resembling ethics herself.

Tbf though, wouldn't Occam's Razor dictate that a woman has to be severely emotionally tortured and/or paranoid schizo to even consider *actually living with* chaggot?

Imagine what that must be like over time. Having to adapt to his autism in a myriad of practical and social ways. Having to strategize with his parents and build plans around his infantile behavior. Having to always be on your guard against his impulses. Having to stop him from JQ-redpilling in public. Having to explain that fucking a child was wrong. Having to always explain stuff. Having to be present and just endure the bottomless well which is his violently boiling autism every second of every day after which you reasure him that he's a good little sperg and say "GAWD DAYM, I LUV YOU TOO, CHAYYGGOT" as you are screaming in your mind.

I find it hard to fathom her just being an ice-cold woman playing Chaggots emotions. My instincts tell me that anybody that ice-cold would never put up with Chaggot in a long-term way. An ice-cold golddigger would simply find another rich fat balding guy who's not dysfunctionally autistic for life.

Could she be dominating him/toying with his feels to get her way while she is comfy waiting for parents to die? Could she be having Tyrone over when the Chag dawg is out filming with Baked? I am just asking questions.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Tbf though, wouldn't Occam's Razor dictate that a woman has to be severely emotionally tortured and/or paranoid schizo to even consider *actually living with* chaggot?

Imagine what that must be like over time. Having to adapt to his autism in a myriad of practical and social ways. Having to strategize with his parents and build plans around his infantile behavior. Having to always be on your guard against his impulses. Having to stop him from JQ-redpilling in public. Having to explain that fucking that child was wrong. Having to always explain stuff. Having to be present and just endure the bottomless well which is his violently boiling autism every second of every day after which you reasure him that he's a good little sperg and say "GAWD DAYM, I LUV YOU TOO, CHAYYGGOT" as you are screaming in your mind.

I find it hard to fathom her just being an ice-cold woman playing Chaggots emotions. My instincts tell me that anybody that ice-cold would never put up with Chaggot in a long-term way. An ice-cold golddigger would simply find another rich fat balding guy who's not dysfunctionally autistic for life.

Could she be dominating him/toying with his feels to get her way while she is comfy waiting for parents to die? Could she be having Tyrone over when the Chag dawg is out filming with Baked? I am just asking questions.

Its not Occam's razor its Hakim's razor.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Big Rich family in small town has a tard kid and decides to milk him for pitybux because they don't care where their spending money comes from as long as it's green. Unfortunately, they are too busy with their grifting and running the hand-me-down family business to actually PARENT their tard, preferring instead to milk him for griftbux while part of said griftbux goes towards papering over the tard's fuckups such as heavy drug use and raping tweenagers.

Ultimately they hire a desperate newly minted graduate of a shithole liberal arts college as the tard's full time wrangler and cum dumpster, then pay to ship both of them to Los Angeles where everybody is either weird or Mexican. They hope that their problem will then go away, underestimating the power of the internet in making total fuckups into celebrities, especially those who have become addicted to fame via the grift-go-round they experienced back home.

So in the end the tard becomes an alt-right e-celeb despite being Jewish to the extreme, and the wrangler becomes a fat heifer out of sorrow as to what her life has become and goes on daytime trash TV to REEEEEEEE WHY ME WHY ME REEEEEEEE. Jebus Fucking Christ what a fucking disaster. Why can't the rich actually raise their fucking kids instead of using them as props to satisfy the parents' narcissism?

Even better one of the daughters (either the eldest or middle daughter) is a coal burner. Christmas must be banging at their house with chaggot being obsessed over his brother or future brother in law

 

[randomfarmer]

Could she be having Tyrone over when the Chag dawg is out filming with Baked?

you say that like chaggot wouldn't be there sucking Tyrone's balls while his moonheaded gf gets railed.

green shirt chag's trans sibling? would explain the sitting. look smol and "femme" while hiding linebacker shoulders and dick bulge.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

you say that like chaggot wouldn't be there sucking Tyrone's balls while his moonheaded gf gets railed.

tyrone would stab that sperg on sight for being a chomo

 

[dankeybong]

Even better one of the daughters (either the eldest or middle daughter) is a coal burner. Christmas must be banging at their house with chaggot being obsessed over his brother or future brother in law

I bet he has abs and doesn't even have to workout for them

 

[Harammurabe]

Really hoping this thread focuses more on his family instead of just him. Seems like there's a lot of potential here based on Volk Sr.'s book excerpts. Also

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Say what you will about Chaggot, but at least he just looks autistic. The rest of his family looks incredibly off. It's almost unsettling.

 

[Clueless Cuckster]

Honestly I think Rachel is the most interesting part of this. Chaggot will always be a sperg and an unrepentant rapist but I still don't know what Rachels end game is. Is she a hooker? Drug addict? Tard wrangler? Fed handler? Does she just love him that much? Truly horrifying to think. Her teeth don't look fucked in these pictures I found on facebook, she does look a bit haggard though and theres a nice one of her gunt side on in a Harley Quinn costume. Also found one of Chaggot in a dress and hanging out with a black tranny I thought might be worth sharing.