Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Dunn once performed a stunt where he went for a swim near some sorta sewage area. Afterwards they went back to Bam's family's home for a bite to eat, and Dunn was forced to eat in a desk by the side of the road cause he reeked that bad.

Dunn was pretty damn crusty, not for the aesthetic or politics. He was just lazy.
That was Dunn's first stunt for the Jackass show. In the tribute to Dunn they talk how he'd be in the bar afterward and still haven't showered.
 
Honestly the more I hear about the Jackass guys, the more I'm genuinely surprised none of them ended up passing away unexpectedly from a minor infection that went untreated.

Like how the fuck do you not shower for so long and do weird injuries and not contract sepsis?
In the Jackass 2 commentary they say that Bam almost died from an infection when he did the ass branding. He dipped his butt in a cow trough.

 
Edit: Bam's Aunt "Boof" died RIP. Glad Bam is laying low for a bit.
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Also uploaded are the texts via TMZ that Jeff Tremaine used to get a restraining order on Bam.
 

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So Nikki's (mom?) died yesterday. Can't tell for sure because Nikki says she's the first person who "excepted and loved her into the family." Pretty weird way to refer to your mother. RIP. Glad Bam is laying low for a bit.
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Not her mother, just someone who was “like a mom to her” I guess? I dunno, weird. You don’t refer to your mom as “mom moof” The way she talks about accepting her “into the family” would seem to refer Bam’s family because what other non-biological/blood family would she belong too?
 
I think it was one of Bam's aunt's. April Margera posted it and called her Aunt Boof.
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I wonder if they will use this to get Bam back to Philly and try to get him stabilized. Not that it will help, but he seems to be wandering at the moment.

I wonder what’s going on with his West Chester home? Seems odd to let that big ass house sit empty for months. Maybe he will head back there now and let the revolving crew of degenerates and addict ass lickers back in to sooth his battered ego.
 
Found on Reddit, this is the quality tail he’s chasing around strip clubs, sad!
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This is allegedly the girl he followed to Arizona but no confirmation. Apologies for linking to Reddit but I can’t upload video on mobile for whatever reason and she seems to have deleted her post.

ETA: Another post by AZ stripper girl that was deleted and reuploaded to Twitter. Bam has a ton of dry blood coming from his ear and she is straight up disrespecting this guy for clout. Can’t feel bad, this is the bed he made for himself.
 
Found on Reddit, this is the quality tail he’s chasing around strip clubs, sad!
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This is allegedly the girl he followed to Arizona but no confirmation. Apologies for linking to Reddit but I can’t upload video on mobile for whatever reason and she seems to have deleted her post.
First thought I had was wow a new low he's fucking trannies now.
 
Found on Reddit, this is the quality tail he’s chasing around strip clubs, sad!
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This is allegedly the girl he followed to Arizona but no confirmation. Apologies for linking to Reddit but I can’t upload video on mobile for whatever reason and she seems to have deleted her post.

ETA: Another post by AZ stripper girl that was deleted and reuploaded to Twitter. Bam has a ton of dry blood coming from his ear and she is straight up disrespecting this guy for clout. Can’t feel bad, this is the bed he made for himself.
The Reddit group has interesting footage of Nikki’s IG where she is obviously high as fuck. Another video of her filling up Bam’s coffee cup with wine.

Apparently Bam’s mother has stopped following her on SM so maybe they have finally realized Nikki is a big part of the problem. I think she had his family convinced for awhile that she was on their side and trying to “help” Bam. I’ve seen women who operate like this. She listens to the family and agrees with how worried they are about him, listens to their ideas to help him. Then she immediately reports everything they told her to Bam. She’s also using right along with Bam, but convinced the family she’s sober. I’m assuming they finally wised up to her BS.

She’s just as bad as Bam, but with how batshit he behaves she looks sane in comparison.

I do genuinely fear for Phoenix’s safety. I wish someone would confirm he’s been packed off to grandma’s or Jess’s. Unfortunately I think Nikki will hold on very tightly to him for leverage, not over Bam (he doesn’t give af) but over the grandparents since they control the purse strings now.

(I don’t think Bam has much in the way of liquid assets left, but his parents do. The eventual Bam vs Nikki divorce will be nasty af)
 
My question is...who exactly are Margera's fans these days who are liking his posts on IG and such? He seems to still have a pretty big reach on IG and gets thousands of likes on posts, even very mean-spirited ones like the ones belittling Novak's recovery. It would make sense if his fans were young but I don't think he has a lot of appeal with Gen Z. Are there really that many losers in their 30s who still look up to this guy?
Most are literal Chads or drywall-punching Kyles with anger issues who identify with his struggle to come to terms with being a mediocre retard who got lucky and blew it, along with trashy girls and women who either think they can change him or think he’s perfect the way he is.

I’m pretty sure most of Gen Z were too young to catch Jackass during the original run and though they might enjoy the movies and reruns they don’t know the backstory to the show and how it came to be which explains A: why Bam is treated as a supporting actor to the whole thing despite claiming “dARes nO jaCKazz wiThOuT MeeEEeee” and B: why the rest of the crew is so tightly knit while Bam is the odd man out.
(I don’t think Bam has much in the way of liquid assets left, but his parents do. The eventual Bam vs Nikki divorce will be nasty af)
I read something recently that he has somewhere in the realm of one million left, and that’s why his parents have completely taken over his finances. I can’t imagine his parents let him get married without a prenup since his last marriage lasted only a few years but it’s Bam, he probably got married without telling anyone. If his parents are smart the house would be in his brothers name since he runs a studio out of it and that’s really the only thing of value since his mom sold his trademark purple Lamborghini. I don’t know how lucrative biz residuals would be from movie and TV roles especially considering I don’t think his shows are streaming anywhere but even if they are Dave Chapelle famously threw a fit this year and asked everyone to boycott watching his show on any streaming platform because he has never been paid for it so why would Bam be any more special?
Another video of her filling up Bam’s coffee cup with wine.
Not only that, but she says on camera “should I do be doing this on film?”

In other news, the ten year anniversary of
Dunn’s death is June 11th so we might get a special show on that day or he might get high and stay out of the limelight.
And just to balance out all the shittiness of Bam’s life, here’s some wholesome family love (not the gay incest buttsex kind of family love that Bam won’t shut up about on Instagram) that shows someone still loves him:
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Found on Reddit, this is the quality tail he’s chasing around strip clubs, sad!
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This is allegedly the girl he followed to Arizona but no confirmation. Apologies for linking to Reddit but I can’t upload video on mobile for whatever reason and she seems to have deleted her post.

ETA: Another post by AZ stripper girl that was deleted and reuploaded to Twitter. Bam has a ton of dry blood coming from his ear and she is straight up disrespecting this guy for clout. Can’t feel bad, this is the bed he made for himself.
Lots of downvotes on that one comment about her being cuter than his wife but that comment is 100% the truth
 
Looking around that Reddit group turns up a second Bam Instagram account for a music project that he forgot about continuing but it’s got some interesting stuff:
Not sure if he started the page on May 13th or if he deleted all his previous posts but this is the earliest. Seems he was butthurt about the Rock And Rol Hall of Fame and wanted to start his own Rock and Roll Awards thingy.
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Jess came to visit him AZ in the last week or so, didn’t seem to do him any good and he cares about Bam more than anyone probably. Also explains Jess’ post about how he’ll never give up on him.
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More manifestos:
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Seems this is the origin story of Bam’s accusations against Knoxville. I’m curious who is telling him this because the story seems way too convenient (“I set up this camera and BOOM Johnny Knoxville showed up and started plowing my girlfriend!OMG r u serious Bam you have issues with him too? Holy shit what a coincidence!“) but if it’s legit the world has a funny way of working shit out
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Pure class:
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He’s also really on Kat Von D’s dick but she sucks and is fat so I will not be resposting.
 
Most are literal Chads or drywall-punching Kyles with anger issues who identify with his struggle to come to terms with being a mediocre retard who got lucky and blew it, along with trashy girls and women who either think they can change him or think he’s perfect the way he is.

I’m pretty sure most of Gen Z were too young to catch Jackass during the original run and though they might enjoy the movies and reruns they don’t know the backstory to the show and how it came to be which explains A: why Bam is treated as a supporting actor to the whole thing despite claiming “dARes nO jaCKazz wiThOuT MeeEEeee” and B: why the rest of the crew is so tightly knit while Bam is the odd man out.

I read something recently that he has somewhere in the realm of one million left, and that’s why his parents have completely taken over his finances. I can’t imagine his parents let him get married without a prenup since his last marriage lasted only a few years but it’s Bam, he probably got married without telling anyone. If his parents are smart the house would be in his brothers name since he runs a studio out of it and that’s really the only thing of value since his mom sold his trademark purple Lamborghini. I don’t know how lucrative biz residuals would be from movie and TV roles especially considering I don’t think his shows are streaming anywhere but even if they are Dave Chapelle famously threw a fit this year and asked everyone to boycott watching his show on any streaming platform because he has never been paid for it so why would Bam be any more special?

Not only that, but she says on camera “should I do be doing this on film?”

In other news, the ten year anniversary of
Dunn’s death is June 11th so we might get a special show on that day or he might get high and stay out of the limelight.
And just to balance out all the shittiness of Bam’s life, here’s some wholesome family love (not the gay incest buttsex kind of family love that Bam won’t shut up about on Instagram) that shows someone still loves him:
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It’s obvious that Bam got it into his head that Jackass 4 would “fix” everything for him. I have no idea how he spun the fantasy he would be paid $6 million for it, but maybe that’s the amount of money he believes would solve all his problems, pay his debts and make him rich again. His manic desperation and obsession with the film points to him putting all his hopes into it fixing his desperate financial situation.

It was pathetic he kept trying to pretend he wanted $6 mil for “Phoenix’s future” lol. He is hard up for cash and his parents are trying to preserve what little money he has left to keep him from going dead broke. Without a new fat paycheck and some renewed fame Bam is screwed. He realized how desperate he looked so he tried to pretend it was all for his precious son, the son who he can barely stand to be around.

A million dollars would last Bam five years at most and only if he stuck to a strict budget. I wonder if he even does have $1mil left if that’s in investments/stocks/cash or if it includes the value of his West Chester house. If it supposed includes the house then the house is all he has left because it’s valued at around $1 million (Im thinking it isn’t a coincidence that amount rumored what he has left happens to be near the house value. It’s actually valued above $1millon but I’m guessing he’s got mortgage or refinancing on it. They might have refinanced it to get money to renovate it a few years ago for the Airbnb idea.)

I’m leaning towards asset value and he’s blown through the liquid cash and savings. Selling the Lambo gave him some cash, but I bet it was sold because the money was badly needed to take care of taxes, CC debt, etc... You don’t usually sell a major asset unless cash is badly needed. (Also sports cars are usually shitty assets, they devalue rapidly.)

The fact that Bam’s mom was trying to turn Bam’s house into an AirBnB three years ago points to money getting tight awhile back. The AirBnB shit never happened so they spent a bunch of money to fix it up and got no ROI. Around this time the idea to do Jackass 4 started up and got green lit. Bam decided the sequel would solve all his woes - paycheck, renewed media attention and getting “the gang” back together.

I wonder if Bam’s parents finally realized they need to let Bam go dead broke before he will ever try to change. As long as he still has the funds to fuel his drunken antics they will continue. If he ever does get his shit together then they will probably fund his care/living expenses for the rest of his life.

I just hope someone takes Phoenix away from these two pieces of shit. I watched more videos of Phoenix and the kid has some significant delays. He needs some stable, sane people raising him ASAP
 
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