MK Ultra - AKA "The government is after ME!"

Moogsy

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I did some poking around the Farms and I did not see a thread about these exceptional victims which have been a favorite lolcow group of mine for a long time. This popular subgroup of extra special guinea pigs are in every major corner of the internet if you search for the right terms.

This thread is about MK Ultra/Monarch victims and how they document the victim experience.

Edit: This is not about the real, declassified brainwashing experiments using LSD which goes by the same name (Thanks @OBAMATRON: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra),it's about what internet crazies call MK Ultra or Project Monarch which is a large, varied world of paranoid confirmation bias with its own community and language.

I'll answer the obvious questions and sprinkle my examples throughout:

What is MK Ultra? (...and will Sub Zero be in it?)
MK Ultra or Monarch is a supposed F.B.I or government program which has chips implanted in some specially selected human beings. Through these chips they can control any American human being "like switching a TV channel." These brainwaves are broadcast from:
  • Cell phone towers
  • Hidden devices
  • Satellites
  • Chemtrails
  • Mainstream/Hollywood Media
  • Nearby people on laptops
  • [A noun of your choice]
The power of this program, according to the people who suffer from it, is that they can:
  • Be a grumpy Gus when you're trying to think:
  • "Cause your heart to hurt." :heart-empty::
  • Make you shoot people:
All 3 of the above sources are from news stations which means it must be 100% real! Do you have a stomach ache? Did you drop your drink? Were you mean to someone and don't know why? By golly, it must be those government agents controlling your body again. Damn them all to hell!

Glossary
DEWs - Directed energy weapons. These are yet another tool that the government can use to control your brain because that's totally how those work. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directed-energy_weapon (tl;dr: nah, man)

Disinformation/Disinformation Agents - Anybody or anything that tells you about how all of this isn't real.

Gang Stalking - The government won't let all this technology walk around unsupervised. Gang stalking is when they intentionally follow you around all the time, walk by your house, or even worse... drive slowly in front of your car:
(there's a lot of videos of this insidious slow-driving gang stalking)

Kittens - TIs who have been brought into the program to be sex slaves. These stories are common and are by far the most colorful.

MK Ultra/Monarch - The government program that made you such an interesting test subject. So interesting, in fact, that they just can't stop monitoring one of their most special snowflakes: You!

Perps - A derogatory term for the agents that are gang stalking you. It could also refer to the agent who is specifically assigned to your chip. Be sure to think "Hi!" to F.B.I.-sempai. Can alternatively be called "Butterflies." I'm serious.

TI - Targeted individual. One of the targets of the MK Ultra program.

It sounds unbelievable right? But how can you deny it in the face of this amazing evidence?!

Where can I find more victims like myself?
Imagine this: You ate the last of the cereal and your roommate yelled at you. But you didn't do it, you don't even like Cinnamon Life Cereal, the Monarch program was running a test on you! Where can you send your roommate so they can become educated in all this? The only place the government can't monitor: The internet!

Here's a popular one.
http://forum.davidicke.com/tags.php?tag=mk+ultra

Here's a giant screed on a forum. They're always full of helpful information.
http://conserpiracy.boards.net/thread/470

Here's a facebook group full of victims with hard-hitting theories.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/KURTLADIGUS/
It's a closed group (just ask to join, no application needed) because they don't want the government getting at their external links, grandma-level memes, and too-real-for-normies theories like:
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I'm lost and I thought this was the lolcows forum. Is there anybody of note whom I can get my M.K. Ultra information from?

Of course: Rosanne Barr (yes, that Rosanne Barr) has been fighting for the truth for some time it would appear.

So what do you think kiwis? Are you part of the program too? Are you a TI or a Butterfly? I'd love to hear about your experiences or about other people's experiences you find online. A google search will turn up far more than you ever wanted to know...
 
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That's a very informative article about some shady historical shit... but they left out the part about Miley Cyrus:
 
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Why would the American government do all this shit, also how would they manage to do all this shit? You guy's politicians can barely agree on even the tiniest of things. What are the odds of someone proposing something like this and every higher up agreeing?
 
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Why would the American government do all this shit, also how would they manage to do all this shit? You guy's politicians can barely agree on even the tiniest of things. What are the odds of someone proposing something like this and every higher up agreeing?

I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate for a moment and point out most conspiracy nutjobs believe the "public face" of government is just a dog & pony show, with either the representatives not even making any of the decisions themselves and simply being frontmen, or putting on a different face for the public than how they act behind closed doors.
 
Which is why I have to repeatedly tell random nutters that "activity A performed by X was confirmed to be real" doesn't in any way imply "X is behind activity B".

There was this video by The Game Theorists that is probably their lowest point so far. "MKUltra was a real CIA program. Therefore, this Polybius arcade game thing is completely real too and definitely done by teh see-eye-ay!"
(If you want to hear a much more plausible explanation of Polybius, check this out. Based on actual research and all.)
 
I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate for a moment and point out most conspiracy nutjobs believe the "public face" of government is just a dog & pony show, with either the representatives not even making any of the decisions themselves and simply being frontmen, or putting on a different face for the public than how they act behind closed doors.

This is partly true, because the personality of a politician is naturally to try to be all things to all people.

But anyone who has actually seen the government in action knows for a fact that it's exactly as disorganized, fucked up and inefficient as it seems to be. Also, that this is actually usually at least partly a good thing. Any country with a functioning constitutional framework is going to have a government that is usually at odds with itself and doesn't act in unison.

For an efficient government, look at a pure dictatorship. They're usually efficiently awful.

Anyone who believes the U.S. government is capable of any sustained control absolutely everything conspiracy pretty much has shit for brains. And if the conspiracy actually were that powerful, you'd have to be stupid to try to stand in its way and the very fact you're even alive proves the conspiracy doesn't exist.
 
I'll add some disambiguation up top that this is not the declassified, LSD-centric MK Uktra, this is the internet-fueled, confirmation bias, "chemtrails speak to me through my sinuses" MK Ultra. A disambiguation should help avoid derailment.

Can we talk about the crazy lady that's accosting other canadians about being her gang stalkers now?
 
MK Ultra was initiated more than a decade ago, and ended disastrously enough for the CIA to to destroy all the files. What would be the point of resurrecting it?
 
I think my favourite part of this whole thing is the tinfoil conspiracy. Some people believe that the government ordered the people who make tinfoil to stop producing it, as tinfoil hats were actually effective at blocking out the brainwaves the MK Ultra program sent out. It's why you can't find actual tin foil any more, only aluminium foil which does nothing to stop the waves.
 
I think my favourite part of this whole thing is the tinfoil conspiracy. Some people believe that the government ordered the people who make tinfoil to stop producing it, as tinfoil hats were actually effective at blocking out the brainwaves the MK Ultra program sent out. It's why you can't find actual tin foil any more, only aluminium foil which does nothing to stop the waves.

I pointed that out to one of these guys once, and then told him that not only didn't aluminum foil work, but that it actually amplifies the waves.
 
I was a victim of MKUltra. I still have vivid memories of that experience.

It all started when some men in black drugged me and took me away in this helicopter. I woke up on this island where they were having this fighting tournament that was basically a fight to the death. I had no choice but to try to survive - I hadn't actually fought a single match in my life. Luckily, this man in a karate gi and straw hat granted me temporary powers so I could actually stand a chance - I knew he had lightning powers from how it looked when he did it. The rest is basically me kicking everyone's ass with lightning punches and kicks like some form of Sonichu. I'm pretty sure I saw Sub-Zero somewhere.

Yeah horrible mortal kombat joke...I'll just see myself out.
 
I seriously think these people have mechanical schizophrenia, if that's the term. A person with it has delusions that machines are controlling them and others. Think of Matthew's Air Loom or Dec's All-Time Evil Communist Gangster Computer God.
 
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If aluminium foil doesn't work, there's always QuWave, a company selling electronic s̶n̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶i̶l̶ protection at a hefty price to "Targeted Individuals" who can often scarcely afford it.

Don't feel too bad for them. If it wasn't this they'd be spending all their money on faith healers/colonic cleansers/magic beans that grow up into the clouds where the giant's castle is. Some people just cannot function in reality and exist only to be marks for con men.
 
Ahhh... you see a lot of this kind of delusion in paranoid schizophrenia. It’s very difficult to treat. Being controlled by / receiving secret messages via the TV is a more common delusion than you’d imagine. This is the tech age manifestation of it.
 
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