StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Poor Choices]

I have to conclude after reading he's 500 pounds and seeing his admission that breathing problems will likely kill him that he's acting out for some kind of attention be it positive or negative before he goes to the great mobility scooter in the sky. Godspeed striker.

 

[BillRiley]

He's a pant-shitter in the First Degree. Defecating with premeditation and malice of forethought.
Because he thinks its "cute" for a 500lb 30 year-old douche to shit himself in public.

30? OP says he's 19.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Even better, he's a high school drop out who wants to be a canine unit MP.

Does he not realize that the dogs in K-9 units are trained for discipline, which means no playing? He wouldn't take the job seriously, and I wouldn't trust him to arrest anyone. He'd just try to intimidate black people, and all they'd have to do is push him over, and he'd be down for the count. Beached whales can't do much harm.

 

[nad7155]

mobility scooter

It only supports 450 lbs.

He might need one with a turbo diesel.

 

[yasscat]

Does he not realize that the dogs in K-9 units are trained for discipline, which means no playing?

He doesn't realize a lot of things.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Looks like Dear Leader might have to move again.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Looks like Dear Leader might have to move again.
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Is he even sure a motorcycle could support his weight?

 

[yasscat]

Looks like Dear Leader might have to move again.
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I don't think they make motorcycles that will support his gargantuan weight...

Edit: ffffuuu ninja'd ;~;

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Looks like Dear Leader might have to move again.
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Dear God, please let him try to join the Angels.
I don't know what they do to babyfurs, but I bet it's hilarious.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I have nothing to say to this one.

So to get the answer I have to give him his virginity back? I'll pass.

 

[Null]

Lol. Someone has to be feeding him information. Dude needs to lay off, he doesn't need to be fed any more.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Looks like Dear Leader might have to move again.
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If he's serious, the Hell's Angels would murder him just for showing up.

 

[Arkangel]

Lol. Someone has to be feeding him information. Dude needs to lay off, he doesn't need to be fed any more.

Next thing you know he'll be making tweets about Coke Zero and links to fake pedo quotes.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Is he even sure a motorcycle could support his weight?

I don't think they make motorcycles that will support his gargantuan weight...

Edit: ffffuuu ninja'd ;~;

It could still happen...

 

[LiveFromNS]

Last one. MS Paint sucks.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I think he's mistaking the Hell's Angels for a different group...

EDIT- Dammit ninja'd.

 

[LiveFromNS]

It could still happen...
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I remember those guys from Guinness Book of World Records. Fattest twins maybe?

 

[Null]

challenge submitted

 

[Cosmos]

Please stay away from infants.

Surprised no one's commented on it yet, but he said "I'm 506 lbs getting surgery for it." He could just be lying (especially if this exchange happened a while ago and he still hasn't had/mentioned the surgery), but it's entirely possible that his parents have realized how badly they fucked up and are trying to get medical intervention.

From what I understand, once you get to a certain weight, normal exercise is impossible and you have to have surgery before you can even attempt to lose weight the normal way.

crawling in me skin

Jesus: Dude, I'm literally famous for performing miracles and even I can't help you now. But maybe if you ditch the racism we can talk.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Spoiler: High-Res