Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Miss Misery]

How much of that 160 do you think she's already given to her online fortune teller?

Maybe she's found a new Nigerian scammer!

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

$160 in sales after thousands - maybe tens of thousands - of dollars over two decades. You sure showed us, Cynthia.

Well, if you are willing to take into account where she was a decade and more ago and ignore the vast sums probably spent out of disproportion to the gains, one could make the case that she really has come a long way...

Old Dailymotion Woggle-Vid

Another One, older vhs capture maybe?

A found footage horror movie from 2002 with VHS time stamps clearly shown. Man this has gone on for a long ass time.

Apologies for lack of embedding, it really doesnt want to do that with the dailymotion site.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Well, if you are willing to take into account where she was a decade and more ago and ignore the vast sums probably spent out of disproportion to the gains, one could make the case that she really has come a long way...

Old Dailymotion Woggle-Vid

Another One, older vhs capture maybe?

A found footage horror movie from 2002 with VHS time stamps clearly shown. Man this has gone on for a long ass time.

Apologies for lack of embedding, it really doesnt want to do that with the dailymotion site.

So that's where she got her Wogglebug voice from. She probably sent the voice actor from Fiverr that she hired that tape so he could copy it.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Shes really churning them out now. Merry....Christmas??? I guess?

This is either really early or really late.

 

[Picklechu]

"The Christmas deer."

Cynthia, misunderstood uber-genius, doesn't know the word "reindeer."

Unrelated, this quote on page 50 from 2014 amused me, especially considering Cherie has admitted to using a Fiverr psychic: "So no one who has the delusion of religion and virus of faith will only act as if they are as if they were blind to these words, just as they feel in their hearts that being stupid and weak and gullible will somehow make them have magic powers to see the future because they can ask their deity to grant them this wish and he will do so, and then they will all be holier than everyone else who either has a different deity or none."

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Unrelated, this quote on page 50 from 2014 amused me, especially considering Cherie has admitted to using a Fiverr psychic: "So no one who has the delusion of religion and virus of faith will only act as if they are as if they were blind to these words, just as they feel in their hearts that being stupid and weak and gullible will somehow make them have magic powers to see the future because they can ask their deity to grant them this wish and he will do so, and then they will all be holier than everyone else who either has a different deity or none."

Simplified, childish version of the occult is popular among many militant atheists because it offers magic powers without asking anything in return.

 

[The Un-Clit]

She didnt even do a decent cover, with music.

I would double-down on creepy videos myself because it will at least get her attention.

Like, stop with this delusional fantasy of making content for children and just go hog wild on unfiltered cynthia imagination. She'd get an audience.

This whole sub culture of people who want to make children's content.

I brought this up before but defunct tv did an episode on big comfy couch. My sister showed it to me once, as it was a novel discovery in the late 90s for kids with no cable. Quirky, very memeable. Kinda like how lazy town was in its time.

Anyway, the creators of that worked on fraggle rock first and then was offered a chance to make their own show.

I'm not saying you cant make grassroots children content, but you're competing with baby shark these days. Creepy clown comfy couch rip off girl and wogglebug arent exactly....this generation's characters.

Then again they don't understand competition

Ahem. Big Comfy Couch was a cornerstone show of my kids's generation in Canada. It's damn near their Sesame Street. Hell, Alyson Court still cameos as Loonette the Clown on Shows to this day, so watch what you sling into competition with Wogglebug-fuckery, pal!

 

[Coelacanth]

Ahem. Big Comfy Couch was a cornerstone show of my kids's generation in Canada. It's damn near their Sesame Street. Hell, Alyson Court still cameos as Loonette the Clown on Shows to this day, so watch what you sling into competition with Wogglebug-fuckery, pal!

I'd like to add that Alyson Court was also the VA for Claire Redfield from Resdient Evil 2 - a game I hold very dear to my heart. I don't want to think of the Wogglebug when enjoying Resident Evil, thank you very much!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Simplified, childish version of the occult is popular among many militant atheists because it offers magic powers without asking anything in return.

Yeah except unless they're retards like Cynthia, most atheists I know don't believe in magic either.

I'd like to add that Alyson Court was also the VA for Claire Redfield from Resdient Evil 2 - a game I hold very dear to my heart. I don't want to think of the Wogglebug when enjoying Resident Evil, thank you very much!

What about if he grew to be 50 ft tall, breathed fire and had a rainbow colored Uzi in each hand?

I'd pay to see Woggie kicking ass against the T-zombies in those games.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Yeah except unless they're retards like Cynthia, most atheists I know don't believe in magic either.

I mean childish, fedora-tipping edgelords who became atheists when someone told them baby Jesus doesn't want them to wank all day.

 

[Thundershlock]

Ahem. Big Comfy Couch was a cornerstone show of my kids's generation in Canada. It's damn near their Sesame Street. Hell, Alyson Court still cameos as Loonette the Clown on Shows to this day, so watch what you sling into competition with Wogglebug-fuckery, pal!

Wogglebug doesn't compete with anything, Ma'am.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@WogglebugLover Since we're talking about religion, maybe you'll enlighten us. Why would you, a militant atheist, call Woggy's sidekicks:
- Theodora - Greek name meaning "Gift of God"
- Christof - another Greek name, meaning "One who's bearing Christ"?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Last thing you want to see in a hospital is Woggs teleporting in and talking about THE GOUT

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Last thing you want to see in a hospital is Woggs teleporting in and talking about THE GOUT

Get one if these for ol' darksydephil. I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture. Hell given his inhuman talent at drawing people in to his autism vortex I'm positive he can turn her into a part of his wheelchair contributors.

 

[Coelacanth]

Someone needs to submit the Wogglebug to uberduck.ai - then we'll be able to make the Wogglebug say whatever we want, like talking about how he can grow 50 feet tall, breathe fire and wield uzis without having to pay Cynthia.

 

[Deadpool]

Cynthia roasts her naysayers.

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@WogglebugLover you're still fat, ugly and retarded.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Last thing you want to see in a hospital is Woggs teleporting in and talking about THE GOUT

A more fitting hospital...

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Cynthia roasts her naysayers.

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The fact that she thinks $160 is a substantial amount of money just goes to show us how far removed from reality she truly is. She’s obviously never paid monthly bills, nor does she have any concept of the amount it takes to feed, clothe, heat, and cover mobile/internet bills for a person of her, uh, size.

I see a group home in your future Cynthia.

 

[Quijibo69]

Wogglebug now in Steampunk furry form:

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wogglebug now in Steampunk furry form:

That is some bad, baaaaad 20 years behind CG! I mean that's below modern video-game tier! This shit might have looked astounding as a graphical update for World of Warcraft in say, 2010, but for a theatrical release CG movie?? did you see the lockstep animations, faces and weapons fire in the background? That is Cynthia Hansen-level shortcut taking.