Western Animation - Discuss American, Canadian, and European cartoons here (or just bitch about wokeshit, I guess)

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Not gonna lie..that was a cool twist.

I’m still annoyed we never got Galactic KND.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Weren't the Delightful Children "Sector Zero" turned into "the perfect children" by dad?

yeah but still, guess he celebrated their birthdays Individually for consistency...otherwise it would imply five years had passed between season one and the last, and the knd age of decommission is 13...unless you prove yourself good enough to stay on after that point.

I’m still annoyed we never got Galactic KND.

Galatic KND: a project with a viral marketing campaign that has the creators support and something Mr. Warburton wants to do...rejected with a big fat NO! by CN executives.

Powerpuff girls 2016 a reboot nobody was asking for, has no support or input from craig mccracken what so ever, and turns out to be a total disaster..."Oh yeah green light that shit and do me a line boys! we're gonna be rolling in cash and coke with this! "

 

[Mr. 0]

I’m still annoyed we never got Galactic KND.

Warburton should've just fucking done the whole thing himself and called it a fan project if CN lawyers came knocking to dodge the legal issues.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Don't go doomer just yet. Remember CN is doing another go at What A Cartoon so who knows. And of course indie animation by the likes of Newgrounds and Spindlehorse has what TV doesn't anyway. Enjoy those (if you want, I don't care).

Anyways, Alex Hirsch has been slowly burning his career bridge for a while but in celebration of Pride MonthTM, he pressed the fucking nuke button.

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Calling out companies and brands for turning sexuality into a product/cult you must buy and sell or else? Okay. Being employed by the very people you have this gripe with thus signaling to other employers you can't keep your fucking issues under control while under contract? wow

Hirsch is dangerously close to being lolcow material.

Meh. I kinda agree with him. The artificial fake-wokeness that they strip away the instant they remember they want China Money is cringe.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Someone brought up Disney's Teacher's Pet a bunch of pages ago. I just rewatched the film that capped off the series, and somehow it feels even more relevant to current year.

Spoiler

The main character is deeply dissatisfied with how he was born. His greatest desire, an unhealthy mania, is to be something that he biologically is not, and cannot be. He makes a deal with an unethical quack, to undergo a dangerous, untested procedure that transforms him into a particularly unattractive* example of what he wants to be. The results are not what he expected, the lifestyle falls far short of his imagined bliss, and his personal relationships are in tatters. He realises he was much better off in his original state, and has to face the trauma of reversing the procedure. He kills himself...

... but is revived seconds later by a giant magic ray zapper. He is fully returned to what he was meant to be, and couldn't be happier.

* Fair's fair, it's Gary Basemans style. No-one looks very good.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Someone brought up Disney's Teacher's Pet a bunch of pages ago. I just rewatched the film that capped off the series, and somehow it feels even more relevant to current year.

Spoiler

The main character is deeply dissatisfied with how he was born. His greatest desire, an unhealthy mania, is to be something that he biologically is not, and cannot be. He makes a deal with an unethical quack, to undergo a dangerous, untested procedure that transforms him into a particularly unattractive* example of what he wants to be. The results are not what he expected, the lifestyle falls far short of his imagined bliss, and his personal relationships are in tatters. He realises he was much better off in his original state, and has to face the trauma of reversing the procedure. He kills himself...

... but is revived seconds later by a giant magic ray zapper. He is fully returned to what he was meant to be, and couldn't be happier.

* Fair's fair, it's Gary Basemans style. No-one looks very good.

Of course, as you and I know, that wasn't the intention. It was supposed to be a parodic take on Pinocchio.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Someone brought up Disney's Teacher's Pet a bunch of pages ago. I just rewatched the film that capped off the series, and somehow it feels even more relevant to current year.

Spoiler

The main character is deeply dissatisfied with how he was born. His greatest desire, an unhealthy mania, is to be something that he biologically is not, and cannot be. He makes a deal with an unethical quack, to undergo a dangerous, untested procedure that transforms him into a particularly unattractive* example of what he wants to be. The results are not what he expected, the lifestyle falls far short of his imagined bliss, and his personal relationships are in tatters. He realises he was much better off in his original state, and has to face the trauma of reversing the procedure. He kills himself...

... but is revived seconds later by a giant magic ray zapper. He is fully returned to what he was meant to be, and couldn't be happier.

* Fair's fair, it's Gary Basemans style. No-one looks very good.

I always did find that kinda a weird way to end the series. Show about a dog wanting to be a a boy and go to school decides “actually, nah” at the end. I mean, I understood why in the context of the film, but it did make the show feel kinda pointless in retrospect.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Someone brought up Disney's Teacher's Pet a bunch of pages ago. I just rewatched the film that capped off the series, and somehow it feels even more relevant to current year.

Spoiler

The main character is deeply dissatisfied with how he was born. His greatest desire, an unhealthy mania, is to be something that he biologically is not, and cannot be. He makes a deal with an unethical quack, to undergo a dangerous, untested procedure that transforms him into a particularly unattractive* example of what he wants to be. The results are not what he expected, the lifestyle falls far short of his imagined bliss, and his personal relationships are in tatters. He realises he was much better off in his original state, and has to face the trauma of reversing the procedure. He kills himself...

... but is revived seconds later by a giant magic ray zapper. He is fully returned to what he was meant to be, and couldn't be happier.

* Fair's fair, it's Gary Basemans style. No-one looks very good.

which is why disney will never reboot that property but they'll glady reboot the proud family with penny as a juinor member of blm and with a black troon boy with two gay dads,

 

[Coolio55]

which is why disney will never reboot that property but they'll glady reboot the proud family with penny as a juinor member of blm and with a black troon boy with two gay dads,

With the name "loud and proud" even after the lion guard fart fetish incident.

 

[A Grey Cat]

With the name "loud and proud" even after the lion guard fart fetish incident.

I'm not familar with that...as much as it pains me to ask please enlighten me.

 

[Coolio55]

I'm not familar with that...as much as it pains me to ask please enlighten me.

 

[Oats12345]

Bunga is gay and so is lion guard (actually no joke the voice behide Bunga actually is gay)

 

[A Grey Cat]

good lord that feels like one of those YouTube parodies made my chinese trolls (elsaxspiderman foot fetish) This was an offical relase by disney themselves?

 

[Coolio55]

This was an offical relase by disney themselves?

Yep. /co/ and /trash/ had a fucking fit when this happened.
There was a similar incident where the cartoon based on the Madagascar movies had an episode where King Julien wore diapers as a fashion statement.

 

[Oats12345]

Yep. /co/ and /trash/ had a fucking fit when this happened.
There was a similar incident where the cartoon based on the Madagascar movies had an episode where King Julien wore diapers as a fashion statement.

Shit I think I remmber that episode. It just popped in my head after reading your post.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Yep. /co/ and /trash/ had a fucking fit when this happened.
There was a similar incident where the cartoon based on the Madagascar movies had an episode where King Julien wore diapers as a fashion statement.

and lets not forget morts obsession with the king's feet....huh guess western animation has wlays been infested with sexual deviants.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Don’t forget that Dramarama fart sniffing thing.

Or tweaking Powerpuff Girls.

Or that whole thing with the self insert that Blossom crushes on.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Don’t forget that Dramarama fart sniffing thing.

Or tweaking Powerpuff Girls.

Or that whole thing with the self insert that Blossom crushes on.

jesus mary and joesph what the hell is wrong with western animation i hate to quote/agree with a lolcow but...in the words of mr enter nobody wants to see your sick fetish

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I can't help but wonder if all the fetish art on the Internet has poisoned everyone's brains so that we can't look anywhere without seeing fetishes.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

jesus mary and joesph what the hell is wrong with western animation

its the animation industry in america. its basically a requirement youve got a fetish for some sick shit