StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[JU 199]

uhhhhhhh

 

[Jaiman]

He blocked me too on Twitter.

I just noticed he blocked my alt too after I called him a child.

 

[AveraDiane]

He lives near me. Oh lord.

Oh god... I'm so sorry...

Spoiler: NSFL

It's a pig in a blanket. A blanket of -fat-.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

"Alive plushy", Does he understand the difference between inanimate objects and living creatures?

His mom probably explained his dog is essentially an alive plushie to ensure he didn't eat the fuckin thing.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

He blocked me too on Twitter.

I'm still alive on his Twitter, mainly because I've remained silent save for a few innocuous Tweets. Might dig a little further and see what I can get before he smites my sweet little Youkai.

uhhhhhhh

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I don't know what's more creepy.

That extremely forced babytalk coming from a 19-year-old...

... or that diaperfur faggotry.

 

[JU 199]

 

[Jaiman]

I'm still alive on his Twitter, mainly because I've remained silent save for a few innocuous Tweets. Might dig a little further and see what I can get before he smites my sweet little Youkai.


I don't know what's more creepy.

That extremely forced babytalk coming from a 19-year-old...

... or that diaperfur faggotry.

Definitely the babytalk.
Something about it disturbs me, a lot.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

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He won't get far before his parents find him completely exhausted, lying on the ground. I'd give him 10 yards.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

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For what? Office? The border? Either way, LMAO

 

[Toast]

For what? Office? The border? Either way, LMAO

The hospital? They will need at least 15 nurses to bring him back to his hospital bed after he'll collapse.

 

[Handsome Pete]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/striker-wolf-strikerwolf1-twitter-7-png.43747/

I usually don't feel bad for the parents of lolcows. Either they're crazy themselves (like Barb), or they're getting on with their lives and doing their best to ignore their horrible offspring (like Angelo).

But by all accounts, Striker's parents are relatively normal people who are just kind of stuck with him. Whatever their plans were, this bullshit was not part of it.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So I hit the End button on my laptop a couple of times until I got some old Twitter posts. Grabbed the first three that caught my interest. Apologies if any of these are already posted.

http://tweetsave.com/strikerwolf1/status/603014541820219392

I'm pretty sure you would devour the food I save for a week in a day, so... not me.

http://tweetsave.com/strikerwolf1/status/603001620247511041

I admit I've never been to Ireland.

... But I don't think that's how it works.

http://tweetsave.com/kkkrally/status/596410932080803840

The fact that he retweeted this...

Irony police, arrest this man!

 

[JU 199]

 

[Anus]

I don't think I've encountered a cow so simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. Sure, let's show the entire Internet your fat tiny chode.

It's a pig in a blanket. A blanket of -fat-.

Aaand that particular dish has been ruined for me.

 

[Jaimas]

Oh god... I'm so sorry...

Spoiler: NSFL

@Batman VS Tony Danza called it:

Four days until we have pictures of this guys dick somehow.

And we have another micropenis. Top score, Kiwi Farms.

 

[CatParty]

I just noticed he blocked my alt too after I called him a child.

Makes sense

 

[ahavayeshana]

I will never have sex, smoke another cigarette, or eat a piece of food high in cholesterol, carbs, or fat ever again. I am legitimately terrified now.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Wait....
I'm having a fridge horror moment...
Did he just take dick picks in a hospital?
To send to a teenage girl?

 

[Toast]

Wait....
I'm having a fridge horror moment...
Did he just take dick picks in a hospital?
To send to a teenage girl?

Yes, he did.

 

[JU 199]

Did he just take dick picks in a hospital?
To send to a teenage girl?

Yep.