Lockdowns are over but why is there nothing worthwhile to do outside?

[Marissa Moira]

Malls have no cool stores anymore and everything is some gay clothing or food eatery

Gas prices are fucking gay so you can't go far without it costing you an arm and a leg

Every single small business I frequented never survived the pandemic and that's gay

Going to any major city is gay because you'll get shot or robbed.

Like I know june is gay month but that's like corporate gay but not real gay.

What non gay places do people tend to frequent when they go outside now?

 

[Cup Noodle]

That wouldn't be fun I would get no attention, nobody cares about me enough to try and stop me.

If you want attention and you are female, I can give you all of the attention that you ever wanted. @Illuminati Order Official can attest to that. If you are male here is a simple guide.

Don't kys though. Life sucks, but find something in life that makes you happy.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Illuminati Order Official can attest to that.

Indeed I can. But I can see you gave up on your plan to hook up with someone who has a thread here... Sad!

Don't kys though. Life sucks, but find something in life that makes you happy.

Then maybe a more appropriate version of this song?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

It’ll probably take a few years until everything comes back to relative normal, although I think it may take a few years for everyone and everything to completely recover.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Indeed I can. But I can see you gave up on your plan to hook up with someone who has a thread here... Sad!

I haven't given up on that, but Pam has gone silent and she is my best chance due to activity and proximity. There is also my harem plan and a cool trophy you can get for marrying another user. If I succeed in marrying a lolcow I will petition Null for a new trophy btw. Locking down a lolcow is my end goal, but if I can snag a few normal users along the way, that's even better.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If I succeed in marrying a lolcow I will petition Null for a new trophy btw.

I can see two levels of such trophy: either having your name added to the thread of your future spouse or having your very own thread

 

[Cup Noodle]

I can see two levels of such trophy: either having your name added to the thread of your future spouse or having your very own thread

I can't discuss such things. @Trombonista will ban me again. I have crossed all of the lines that I could find to cross around here with great fervency and found the true line.

 

[King Fructose]

The outside world is fake and gay.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Invest in some good virtual reality tech and have all the experiences and adventures you could ever want while you slowly rot away on your couch. Hell, we could all just be brains in jars on a shelf connected to VR anyway, so why not pick your own experiences if you don't like what's being shown by the house? Lol, inception.

 

[Xenomorph]

Tree bathe, faggot. Jesus Christ it's hard wired in our lizard brain to do it.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Do an outdoors fap, just wait for a nice breeze.

 

[Red Hood]

Ride dirtbikes. Launch over people's cars and shit.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I can tell you are american because the first example you cite is the local shopping mall.

 

[Xenomorph]

I can tell you are american because the first example you cite is the local shopping mall.

Not even that, I can tell they are over 30 by even mentioning to hang out at the mall.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Not even that, I can tell they are over 30 by even mentioning to hang out at the mall.

Who the fuck wants to hang out at a shopping mall, I just want to buy cool shit.

 

[Troonos]

Outside is where you find eagle vents.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Malls have no cool stores anymore and everything is some gay clothing or food eatery

That's more of an opinion than a fact. Even though malls have suffered from Corona, there are still "cool" stores that have survived. It just depends on what you're interests are and everyone's interests are different.

Gas prices are fucking gay so you can't go far without it costing you an arm and a leg

->$30 to fill up a tank
>expensive
wtf kind of car are you driving that sucks in gas with the same viscosity as a hooker sucking semen out of a dick? A fucking Hummer?!

Every single small business I frequented never survived the pandemic and that's gay

No shit. Even before the pandemic, small businesses were always suffering. Either because the rent on the property kept rising or because brick and mortar stores have (and still are) continued to loose to online shopping and stores. But not EVERY one of them died. Around my area there are still barbers and game stores and flower-shops and nail-salons that survived. It sounds like you're just complaining about a specific thing.

Going to any major city is gay because you'll get shot or robbed.

>going to the city
>at all

Like I know june is gay month but that's like corporate gay but not real gay.

wtf is that even supposed to mean?

What non gay places do people tend to frequent when they go outside now?

It's called walking in the park/trails, going for a nice drive, doing things that you were doing before Corona.
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OP is a faggot with his doomer posting.

 

[draggs]

Move to a less faggy (less Democratic) area

Here in Jesusland everywhere is packed people are going hard on getting out and having fun

Also go to the woods and walk around doomer faggot it'll help your doomer faggotry to abate a little bit

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You could go wait outside a yoga studio and stare at butts

 

[Adolphin]

Do gardening.

 

[X Pac Heat]

If you're a consoomer or addicted to concerts it sucks cause the economy is in the shitter thanks to crack daddy biden.

I'd say go hunting or cave diving or something.