Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Salade Nicoise]

That’s the kind of dick where the lad’s been lowkey bragging out how “long” he is to you and when he finally gets his trousers down, you think, “god dammit. He’d better be good at eating me out, because that’s the only way I’m getting off with this guy.”

For men who say their dicks aren’t “small,” they’re just “thin”....nah mate, your dick is small. It’s not small in length, it’s small in girth, therefore it is small. It ain’t doing the job. Nobody wants that mess up in their vag, desperately trying to reach one side wall and then the other.

previous poster who said this dick would be good for anal with a gay man who wants his prostate hit but his arsehole unstretched is spot on.

Oh well...if it IS Nader’s fabled wiener, Chantal’s lies about climaxing with him just got even more lie-ish. Nobody over 400 lbs is getting proper fucked by a meth scarecrow with a Slim Jim dong. Surprised she’s fighting him about doing anal, though...her “deep ass” could accommodate like five of those pipe cleaners, easy, without even getting her arsehole nudged. Doubt she’d even wake up.

Yup. A bruised cervix and no orgasm is no one's idea of a good time. Just further proving FB has literally no idea about functional (let alone satisfying) sexual experiences.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Very unpopular opinion (maybe): I know Joe is probably some fucked up lunatic obsessed with Chins, but I honestly agree with what he says most of the time. He makes sense where her little sycophants, Peetz, and even her own goddamn family don't. He says the shit those closest to her should be telling her (and should've been telling her from day one of all this). How far down in rock bottom do you have to be where some controlling weirdo cares more about your life than you, your friends, and your own family do?

Fuck Joe. His daily chimp outs are glorious and I’m here for it, I agree that at the moment what he is saying is right. However he cultivated this echo chamber back when it revolved around her stuffing her face unapologetically.

He was happy to do that because he’s a degenerate feeder. Now that the subject matter in the lives has changed to sex/drugs, the chat remains sycophantic but he is supremely jealous because she’s getting male attention from another degenerate.

He is the architect of his own downfall of influence. Exacerbating things is the fact that there are only now paying members who are the most zealous gunty sycophants and the trolls are barred.

TL;DR: KarateJoe has lost his almost exclusive influence and is chimping out.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Yup. A bruised cervix and no orgasm is no one's idea of a good time. Just further proving FB has literally no idea about functional (let alone satisfying) sexual experiences.

All of Chantal’s ideas about sex come from media, is my guess, where jokes about men having super-long dicks and women being into that are the norm. It’s an easy visual joke to put a golf club in a man’s pants and joke about women fainting from how “big” it is. It’s harder to convey “girth” visually for the same joke, without getting too indecent to make the gag work.

Real life experience would tell her that girth is just as, if not more, important than length in helping a woman orgasm, and even then vaginal penetration-only sex doesn’t really do it for most gorls.

Chantal knows none of this. She has no experience outside of letting a man stick his dick in whatever fold, flap, or deeply hidden hole he wants, then waiting until he is done. She admitted she even hates getting oral, likely because she doesn’t see the point of it. Her only enjoyment of sex is through the attention she’s getting, the validation of being “wanted.”

15 year old nerdy virgin girls who talked their older sister into buying them Babby’s First Vibrating Bullet for their birthday have genuinely more sexual experience than this slampig who has two boyfriends, an alleged abortion, a handful of desperate homeless hookups and a standing reservation on a crackhouse floor mattress.

 

[In Memoriam]

To be so fat that you can’t get eaten out satisfactorily... DAMN. She doesn’t even realize what she’s missing! That’s kind of sad but it couldn’t happen to a nicer bitch

 

[BeachBlondeCaramel]

Yeah that's a needle dick. Length but no girth. It's not a 'small' penis, but it's still horrifying.

Definitely not a micro nor small penis.....just a run of the mil pencil dick like a popular ex of Riri has not much to discuss there.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

wow the seinfeld resemblance is uncanny chantal

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

She's not stupid, she knows what guys are like, okaaay?

She is always having to remind us that she is NOT STOOPID. If have to keep reminding people that you aren't stupid, well....

All of Chantal’s ideas about sex come from media, is my guess, where jokes about men having super-long dicks and women being into that are the norm. It’s an easy visual joke to put a golf club in a man’s pants and joke about women fainting from how “big” it is. It’s harder to convey “girth” visually for the same joke, without getting too indecent to make the gag work.

Real life experience would tell her that girth is just as, if not more, important than length in helping a woman orgasm, and even then vaginal penetration-only sex doesn’t really do it for most gorls.

Chantal knows none of this. She has no experience outside of letting a man stick his dick in whatever fold, flap, or deeply hidden hole he wants, then waiting until he is done. She admitted she even hates getting oral, likely because she doesn’t see the point of it. Her only enjoyment of sex is through the attention she’s getting, the validation of being “wanted.”

15 year old nerdy virgin girls who talked their older sister into buying them Babby’s First Vibrating Bullet for their birthday have genuinely more sexual experience than this slampig who has two boyfriends, an alleged abortion, a handful of desperate homeless hookups and a standing reservation on a crackhouse floor mattress.

This reminds me of a friend who was promised, "It isn't much bigger around than a beer can, but it's long."

 

[Itsmeee]

"My sister and I are super close!"
Is that why you didn't get her a gift for her birthday and stole her sunglasses?
And then three seconds later, "EVEN IF I DID BULLY MY SISTER..."

To add to that point. I remember Chantal getting 2 haircuts since moving to the luxury villa- one she did herself and for the other she saidshe went to a stylist. Both were during the pandemic. My question is why she didn't ask her sister to do it since it's her proffesion?

 

[Dutch Courage]

Reading through page after page about dick, it has finally hit home just how deep in the gutter she crawls, and how we've kinda been dragged down into it.

For my money, the most entertaining thing she has said all week was during her medium-level chimpout at her non-Member audience, when she boasted, "I have accomplished more in my life than most people"

This is the kind of empty boast that only an actual loser makes. People with accomplishments, be they making millions in business or simply raising good kids, seldom need to utter such boasts. That she makes such fatuous pronouncements without ever having done anything constructive in her life comes as no surprise to us; she's a loser who talks like an absolute loser. But it is still breathtaking in its hubris nonetheless; I can only hope that she herself does not truly believe her own lie, but something tells me that she really does believe it.

I've made this point before, but here's a little recap; what are accomplishments that indicate one has a "good" life? Among the more universal ones are getting a college degree or certification in a technical field, falling in love and finding a partner in life, raising a family, making large amounts of money, owning property and other assets, earning respect within one's community, becoming self-sufficient, helping others in need, mentoring younger people, honing a skill, talent, or ability, winning awards or recognition for creating something or doing something useful, being neighborly, having friends, leading a virtuous life, leaving a mark on the world that makes the world better in some way, no matter how small... There are other "accomplishments" as important as these, and one doesn't have to accomplish all of them to have a "good" life.

But Clotso has accomplished none of them. The only ones where she comes close is "making money" and "self-sufficiency", but she fails there too. Making $50,000 a year is about average for a woman of her age, with most of them earning that money in far more dignified ways. And making 50 grand becomes even less impressive when you don't pay your taxes, which she absolutely doesn't. As for self-sufficiency, it goes only as far as meeting the rent every month. It is hard to call someone "self-sufficient" when they cannot put a pair of shoes on without assistance, or maintain a sanitary environment, or exist without being needy and manipulative. So, I have to rate her "fail" on those.

None of the other criteria I mentioned even enters into the equation; the thought of her accomplishing anything on that list is beyond absurd.

THAT is what we all knew before the drug arc began. Since then, she has only managed to make a greater mess of herself. There is nothing in her zonked head beyond shit, farts, and dick, dick, dick. As a result, it has become harder and harder to even construct a post in this thread beyond snarky one-liners; just how much can be said at this point about shit, farts, and dick? While the potential lulz her new direction provides are broad and unpredictable, and will undoubtedly give us fodder to discuss semi-seriously, the reality of the present situation is that she has become more lowbrow, vapid, and evasive than she ever has been before.

Which brings me back to my point about her accomplishments; I can't think of a suitable antonym, but we are witnessing an overlong string of decomplishments. Not only has she accomplished nothing the most mediocre person on Earth has accomplished, her mania is driving her further and further away from being in a position where an accomplishment is even possible. She can't even clean her room.

What this means for her is unclear, although nothing good is going to come from it. Sooner or later, Nader is gonna be done with her, and all the excitement of the past few months, which has apparently given her the delusion that her life is finally in motion and she is doing things (when in fact she is doing nothing but getting zonked and giggling like a hyena all night), is going to vanish in an instant. Once she spends the third consecutive day at home in her squalid and fetid apartment with smelly Piss her only company, she's gonna learn what this "depression" she is always giving lip service to really feels like. And her channel will still be in jeopardy of being yanked, and her health remains one doughnut away from failing completely. As life as she has always known it approaches its end, it must be comforting to have so many "accomplishments" to look back on.

One thing is for sure; the old days of video uploads and up and down diet fads is over forever. She may attempt that stuff again, but it will never be the same again for her or anyone else. Those were the halcyon years; as her mind deteriorates, a return to such "normalcy" appears more and more impossible. And despite all the plot twists of the last month, we're kinda stuck talking about dicks and drugs for the most part. There really is nothing else in her life. 'Cept food, there's always that.

 

[CPAP Indentations]

Not saying it's not legit but one thing bothers me with this screenshot... Egyptians often speak a second language and it's french. Lévis is the city on the other side of the St-Laurence river from Québec City, 99% of the people there are french canadians... this person has to be fluent in french.

So why are they texting in english?

I don’t know. It was a dude in the burn book group. I didn’t check his Facebook. But Naders reactions seem quite legit...

 

[Bananagorl]

Yup. A bruised cervix and no orgasm is no one's idea of a good time. Just further proving FB has literally no idea about functional (let alone satisfying) sexual experiences.

Chantal doesn’t have a cervix anymore. Just a stitched shut dusty gym sock coochie underneath an infected flap.

 

[Devamberchan1]

They remind me of ET's hands.

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ETA: Someone in Chantal's chat mentioned he had long fingers. Chantal's response (of course) was "Oh yeah, he does have long fingers, wink wink. Why am I such a pervert, tee hee!"

So getting finger banged by ET is bragging rights to her. (And I won't even mention getting eaten out by someone with those teeth. Holy f

They remind me of ET's hands.

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ETA: Someone in Chantal's chat mentioned he had long fingers. Chantal's response (of course) was "Oh yeah, he does have long fingers, wink wink. Why am I such a pervert, tee hee!"

So getting finger banged by ET is bragging rights to her. (And I won't even mention getting eaten out by someone with those teeth. Holy fuck...)

when they first met she said he had nice teeth so I guess her nasty pussy did that to his teeth

 

[Gawdamit]

Why does Chantal get all dressed up with full make up to see Nader at his place every day? They don't go anywhere. I never see her in just a t shirt and jeans or leggings. She's so weird

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Why does Chantal get all dressed up with full make up to see Nader at his place every day? They don't go anywhere. I never see her in just a t shirt and jeans or leggings. She's so weird

Because she's hideous. And deeply insecure about that fact - it doesn't 'count' when she's LIVE at home, because she can't see her subscribers. Can't see how people recoil at her appearance.

She can't pull off the casual cutesy 'throw on leggings and a sweater and go get that D'... because when she does that she looks like Uncle Fester. She needs the full spackle and Torrid tent frock to feel even vaguely attractive. Because even she knows that without all that shit, SnaggleTooth Seinfeld wouldn't let her in the door.

 

[shameful existence]

Why does Chantal get all dressed up with full make up to see Nader at his place every day? They don't go anywhere. I never see her in just a t shirt and jeans or leggings. She's so weird

I think she romanticizes the meetings. Just like she accidentally calls him her boyfriend all the time, only to argue with people about it a few seconds later. She prepares for a date. The only reason it all takes place on the mattress is because of covid. She got very defensive when someone asked why he never takes her anywhere. Lockdown, DUH. It's all pretty sad.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Not saying it's not legit but one thing bothers me with this screenshot... Egyptians often speak a second language and it's french. Lévis is the city on the other side of the St-Laurence river from Québec City, 99% of the people there are french canadians... this person has to be fluent in french.

So why are they texting in english?

in the live when she talked about the dude that threw money at her, didn’t she say her and that guy were speaking French and Nader got mad at them because he didn’t understand?

I accidentally erased the quote but regarding her saying Nader had nice teeth, wasn’t she talking about Nick?

Why does Chantal get all dressed up with full make up to see Nader at his place every day? They don't go anywhere. I never see her in just a t shirt and jeans or leggings. She's so weird

Some women just like to get dressed up. You don’t need a reason to put on makeup. I would love to see how bad her makeup looks in sunlight.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Why does Chantal get all dressed up with full make up to see Nader at his place every day? They don't go anywhere. I never see her in just a t shirt and jeans or leggings. She's so weird

She’s a classy lady who needs to look her best when she’s being plowed by a junkie on a dirty mattress in a crack house.

 

[downloads]

in the live when she talked about the dude that threw money at her, didn’t she say her and that guy were speaking French and Nader got mad at them because he didn’t understand?

Yes, according to Chantal Nader does not speak french. And as for the other person in that conversation, there are definitely people who live in Quebec that do not speak french either.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I would love to see how bad her makeup looks in sunlight

This is what I wonder about a LOT. I watch some of these women spackle on the makeup and it all looks well and fine under the lighting and filters, but in normal lighting conditions they probably look like clowns because they lay it on so thick.

 

[FB83]

in the live when she talked about the dude that threw money at her, didn’t she say her and that guy were speaking French and Nader got mad at them because he didn’t understand?

I accidentally erased the quote but regarding her saying Nader had nice teeth, wasn’t she talking about Nick?


Some women just like to get dressed up. You don’t need a reason to put on makeup. I would love to see how bad her makeup looks in sunlight.

Yes, I believe she was talking about Nick. The hilarious irony is that Chantal is OBSESSED with teeth. Roll back through any of her lover stories and she constantly mentions nice teeth as an attractive trait on a man. So it’s hysterical that she’s now sleeping with someone who looks like they can shred metal with their chompers.