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[Shaka Brah]

This is pretty much a standard marxist/queer/blah blah blah BreadTube reading of a fictional work, but there's one thing in particular that needs to be seen to be believed.
(27:34) Trinity is apparently lesbian-coded (???) and... well... good god, just watch 30:49, it has to be seen to be believed. (TL;DW Neo and Trinity are actually LESBIANS AND THEY HAVE "SAPPHIC VIBES", WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS) I think even he knows the sheer absurdity of this view, judging by his somewhat jokey tone. Is this a joke? It has to be some kind of joke, but the way he analysizes it is so damn serious.
(32:22) Also, Cypher, the bald bearded Judas-figure, is actually an allegory for Buck Angel, i.e. the infamous traitor FtM troon porn star

I dunno if they're taking too many redpills or too many bluepills but this is some cracked out shit. You have to be on drugs to believe any of that critical film theory nonsense.

 

[Dona Morte]

Piggy simps for Neekolul:

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She won't fuck you Xand.
You do not have enough money for her.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

This is pretty much a standard marxist/queer/blah blah blah BreadTube reading of a fictional work, but there's one thing in particular that needs to be seen to be believed.
(27:34) Trinity is apparently lesbian-coded (???) and... well... good god, just watch 30:49, it has to be seen to be believed. (TL;DW Neo and Trinity are actually LESBIANS AND THEY HAVE "SAPPHIC VIBES", WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS) I think even he knows the sheer absurdity of this view, judging by his somewhat jokey tone. Is this a joke? It has to be some kind of joke, but the way he analysizes it is so damn serious.
(32:22) Also, Cypher, the bald bearded Judas-figure, is actually an allegory for Buck Angel, i.e. the infamous traitor FtM troon porn star

I thought it was going to be about how "diverse", collectivist, and wakanda zion is.

 

[Nolan Crush]

Piggy simps for Neekolul:

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I clicked through and most of my predictions came true (I didn't hear him call people misogynists at least). He calls the people criticizing Neeko "reactionaries" in 2 min, he watches the tour but continues to defend her; seeing nothing wrong with anything and semi-simping by defending her. Intentionally misinterpreting the criticism against her, claiming it's just "socialist who's rich" even though the 2 main issues seem to be she's flexing wealth in front of people and she uses it only to benefit herself. Bernie might buy expensive shit but he actually tries to help his cause, Neeko is only helping herself. Those are all things I thought he'd do, predictable little Xander. He even goes to quote tweets which are picked randomly instead of replies that show huge amount of likes at top, very easy to generalize and ignore the criticisms when you're only looking at shit with 1 or 2 likes. Also I'm pretty sure he's complained in past about people like Blaire showing a tweet and not showing the likes, and he's like "I bet it has like only a few likes" . Plus he thinks people think the apartment costs 2 mil a month; idk man if 83% of people are disliking your content, you probably fucked up.

 

[Nolan Crush]

Good to see the old shoe is still there somewhere under those layers of woke brainwashing (or should I say, brainvaushing?)

I feel like saying this but Shoe is still sticking by her principles. 1st she doesn't bow down to audience criticism unnecessarily, this tweet's still up and no apology has been given despite large pushback by fans. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1375861982734221312
She's still anti-big tech https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1348161182130180098 , anti-deplatforming https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1347961280498438147

"Why is she friends with people like Vaush then", poor judgement perhaps. She can be friends with these people, not a moral judgement, she's a grown women. It just seems she sometimes is too optimistic of others, she has bad people friends on left and right so it's not a partisan thing. Perhaps she's too defensive of friends, isn't willing to call them out because, as she's said herself, she's passive and non-confrontational. I like her, but she's obviously not perfect.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I clicked through and most of my predictions came true (I didn't hear him call people misogynists at least). He calls the people criticizing Neeko "reactionaries" in 2 min, he watches the tour but continues to defend her; seeing nothing wrong with anything and semi-simping by defending her. Intentionally misinterpreting the criticism against her, claiming it's just "socialist who's rich" even though the 2 main issues seem to be she's flexing wealth in front of people and she uses it only to benefit herself. Bernie might buy expensive shit but he actually tries to help his cause, Neeko is only helping herself. Those are all things I thought he'd do, predictable little Xander. He even goes to quote tweets which are picked randomly instead of replies that show huge amount of likes at top, very easy to generalize and ignore the criticisms when you're only looking at shit with 1 or 2 likes. Also I'm pretty sure he's complained in past about people like Blaire showing a tweet and not showing the likes, and he's like "I bet it has like only a few likes" . Plus he thinks people think the apartment costs 2 mil a month; idk man if 83% of people are disliking your content, you probably fucked up.

It’s also funny how the midwit (if he even is a midwit, he seems more like a Retard) with 73 dollars in his account will ever own an apartment/condo like that.

He also mentioned that people making money off YT is different than the industrialists who own factories and provide people with jobs (to support themselves and their families). When you don’t provide jobs or you don’t pay your workers (in this case Xanderhal doesn’t pay his shitty editor) it doesn’t count as exploitation of the working class.

That 2 million a month is hysterical that Xanderhal thinks that.

 

[Scarmaiden]

Xanderhal decided to plant a coconut:

Bold of him to assume he won't be evicted before anything sprouts

In case you're wondering what was that whimper at the end:


Begging e-dad for a follow:

 

[LizCurly89]

Xanderhal decided to plant a coconut:

Xanderhal: "Ive done a lot of research on coconuts from the coconut island meme...why is this one not as dark as the others?"

He bought a de-husked coconut which has been shaved down so your wannabe hipster ass can drink coconut water out the top without parts of husk poking u or getting in ur drink! If wanted to ensure that it sprout, he should u have bought an unprocessed coconut with the husk on!

I swear to God if he and Lani had a kid it's IQ would suggest that their parents were related.

Alexander's lolcow worthiness really is reaching new heights: All the failed debates, the loss of relevance/subscribers, the continued reliance on Vaush, getting owned by literal faggots like Dylan Burns, allowing his stream guests to insult his gf, his 'harem' and autistic accuser, his gf and her lolcow worthy behavior, his DSP level e-begging, his mom coming on stream to talk to him after getting bitched about, the fact that he'll probably need to go back to Florida.


What say you Kiwis? Is it time to reopen the debate for a dedicated Pig Puncher/Xanderhal related thread?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

What say uou Kiwis? Is it time to reopen the debate for a dedicated Pig Puncher/Xanderhal related thread.

I don't think xan deserves his own thread at this point. People seem to be ignoring him more after he showed the world how retarded he was in his debate with southern and his discussion with Dylan about afghanistan. His last great failure will be ending up back in Florida where he'll either keep trying to stream or have to get a real job or go to college. Only hope is if his grooming accusations come back into public view.

 

[DumbDude42]

Xanderhal: "Ive done a lot of research on coconuts from the coconut island meme...why is this one not as dark as the others?"

He bought a de-husked coconut which has been shaved down so your wannabe hipster ass can drink coconut water out the top without parts of husk poking u or getting in ur drink! If wanted to ensure that it sprout, he should u have bought an unprocessed coconut with the husk on!

I swear to God if he and Lani had a kid it's IQ would suggest that their parents were related.

Alexander's lolcow worthiness really is reaching new heights: All the failed debates, the loss of relevance/subscribers, the continued reliance on Vaush, getting owned by literal faggots like Dylan Burns, allowing his stream guests to insult his gf, his 'harem' and autistic accuser, his gf and her lolcow worthy behavior, his DSP level e-begging, his mom coming on stream to talk to him after getting bitched about, the fact that he'll probably need to go back to Florida.


What say you Kiwis? Is it time to reopen the debate for a dedicated Pig Puncher/Xanderhal related thread?

dude's just a sad loser, not outlandish or extreme or prolific enough to warrant a thread on his own
beyond having shit political takes he doesn't generate much milk, keeping talk about him in this general thread is enough imo

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Infrared debates big papa fascist actually kind of interesting but not the screaming match I was expecting he seems to reserve that for “leftoids” as he likes to call breadtube

 

[Flamenco]

I feel like saying this but Shoe is still sticking by her principles. 1st she doesn't bow down to audience criticism unnecessarily, this tweet's still up and no apology has been given despite large pushback by fans. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1375861982734221312
She's still anti-big tech https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1348161182130180098 , anti-deplatforming https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1347961280498438147

"Why is she friends with people like Vaush then", poor judgement perhaps. She can be friends with these people, not a moral judgement, she's a grown women. It just seems she sometimes is too optimistic of others, she has bad people friends on left and right so it's not a partisan thing. Perhaps she's too defensive of friends, isn't willing to call them out because, as she's said herself, she's passive and non-confrontational. I like her, but she's obviously not perfect.

Mutually beneficial alliance. Vaush simps for her and "wins" her over to his audience. In exchange, Shoe rehabilitates his image and gets his onto the more main stream e-news shows. I'd even say that shoe is the one that pulls more weight. A clear example is the recent Kink at Pride debate that has caused the latest bout of self-cannibalization.

Here is a tweet not even a year old.
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Compare that with the complete heelturn he made recently on this subject, one might think that he came to this conclusion on his own, however Shoe was seen in the chat of PSA Sitch and Adam Friended's podcast, a podcast that last episode relentlessly mocked Vaush for asking to come on then pussing out when offered.
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I think Shoe is the least retarded of the two and can recognize that exhibitionists being in front of kids is not a very good hill to die on.

beyond having shit political takes he doesn't generate much milk, keeping talk about him in this general thread is enough imo

This. I think eviction is inevitable, though prob not in the immediate future. I think that his mom is visiting in exchange for his rent money, so he probably has bought himself at least another couble of months, but I have a feeling that this sort of arrangement is not tenable.

And the stress of it does seem to get to him.

We are at the point typing lol is enough to get you banned if he's throwing a baby tantrum.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I swear to God if he and Lani had a kid it's IQ would suggest that their parents were related.

Optimistic that they will even have a kid. When Xanderhal matures into wanting kids all of Lanis eggs will be dried up. So can’t wait for Alex to beg for money to pay for in vitro fertilization which is normally at least 8k and isn’t even guaranteed to work

 

[Erika Furudo]

It’s also funny how the midwit (if he even is a midwit, he seems more like a Retard) with 73 dollars in his account will ever own an apartment/condo like that.

He also mentioned that people making money off YT is different than the industrialists who own factories and provide people with jobs (to support themselves and their families). When you don’t provide jobs or you don’t pay your workers (in this case Xanderhal doesn’t pay his shitty editor) it doesn’t count as exploitation of the working class.

That 2 million a month is hysterical that Xanderhal thinks that.

Those fucking evil factories. How dare they produce cars, computers, tools, etc. The breadtube hate for factories has always confused me. It's literally producing things of value, it's the secondary sector that turns ore and oil into useful, specialised products we can all use. Meanwhile all of these fucks are providing nothing of value. I won't consider them tertiary as I think that should be reserved for doctors, maintainance workers, etc. People who actually provide services that benefit society.
Has a single breadtuber ever had an actual fucking job? Do any of them have any kind of skillset? Milking simps on Twitch on OF are not skills, they don't count. It's pretty much the same as the Marxists who talk about how they will teach theory post revolution, some other guy will get to shovel coal or work the fields.

 

[Don.Apple]

getting owned by literal faggots like Dylan Burns

That was pretty pathetic. He came out swinging so confidently with his Afghanistan take

And then completely backpedaled when Dylan talked to him.

 

[The Booba Expert]

Breadtube is one big reason why YouTube is dead.

A lot of Breadtube fags have entered in a bunch of other YouTube communities and ruined them.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This guy is almost as much of a smoothbrain has Xanderhal. Wants more people censored and thinks democracy is good cause mob rule is good. https://youtu.be/y_oRua72Vhg

 

[SkaTastic]

I clicked through and most of my predictions came true (I didn't hear him call people misogynists at least). He calls the people criticizing Neeko "reactionaries" in 2 min, he watches the tour but continues to defend her; seeing nothing wrong with anything and semi-simping by defending her. Intentionally misinterpreting the criticism against her, claiming it's just "socialist who's rich" even though the 2 main issues seem to be she's flexing wealth in front of people and she uses it only to benefit herself. Bernie might buy expensive shit but he actually tries to help his cause, Neeko is only helping herself. Those are all things I thought he'd do, predictable little Xander. He even goes to quote tweets which are picked randomly instead of replies that show huge amount of likes at top, very easy to generalize and ignore the criticisms when you're only looking at shit with 1 or 2 likes. Also I'm pretty sure he's complained in past about people like Blaire showing a tweet and not showing the likes, and he's like "I bet it has like only a few likes" . Plus he thinks people think the apartment costs 2 mil a month; idk man if 83% of people are disliking your content, you probably fucked up.

Poor rural farmer socialists would consider western champagne armchair socialists like her and Xander a disgrace.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Haz rage mode on, issuing a Fatwah on betas and gamers encouraging his followers to play Halo and Fortnight just to troll and harass other players to make as miserable an experience as possible and then telling them if they see a nerd with a Nintendo switch to swipe it and smash it.

Claims he coined the term coolcel

 

[Humpty hump]

Has a single breadtuber ever had an actual fucking job?

Aaron “Emerican” Johnson/NonCompete used to run a string of (to my knowledge, largely unsuccessful) businesses:

Fun facts about NonCompete/Aaron “Emerican” Johnson:

• Up until about 2009, he was a right-libertarian and a serial entrepreneur:
  
  https://youtu.be/MQNZ00KUrUU
• He ran for mayor of Columbia, South Carolina in 2010: https://youtu.be/XQuZImZ2TuU, https://archive.md/fdwVH
• Around this time, he co-hosted a YouTube show called “Drinking in the Morning with Aaron and Grant”. He has since unlisted most of these videos, but some are still available: https://youtu.be/hQ_yA-thZmQ, https://youtu.be/qQTyXhyBYn4. Here’s an archive of the show’s website
• He later abandoned capitalism and became a leftist, for reasons he outlines in one of his videos: https://youtu.be/WHys1jc2Png
• Pretty Penny Productions (the company that Aaron is probably describing in the above video) merged into a company called Shoutfire Brands in 2011 (source 1; source 2, Aaron’s LinkedIn). Shoutfire became employee owned around June/July 2012 (source), around the time Aaron moved overseas to Southeast Asia and started another company, Explosion Media Group. Shoutfire appears to have disappeared around 2015.
• In Southeast Asia, Aaron became romantically involved with a Korean woman named Bokeum Bae, with whom he started a travel blog. They eventually married in 2015.
• Aaron and Bokeum moved back to the United States in the same year. Specifically, they moved to Charlotte, North Carolina (source, archive of source, Aaron’s Instagram in its entirety, archive of Aaron’s Instagram in its entirety) where, according to Aaron’s LinkedIn, he became the Marketing and Communications Manager for a company called Talent Bridge Companies.
• As can be seen from his Instagram, while in Charlotte and working for Talent Bridge, Aaron reconnected with Grant Robertson from Drinking in the Morning with Aaron and Grant and started a new project called Malarkey TV. As can be seen, many of the puppets that would eventually appear in NonCompete started life on Malarkey TV. Aaron started NonCompete when he was still working at Talent Bridge, as he kept on working at Talent Bridge until March 2018. As you all probably already know, he made his way back to Southeast Asia while doing NonCompete.