Business "Trump Man" Busted For Serial Pooping Spree - Okay, which one of you did this?

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JUNE 3--A 70-year-old Ohio man who told cops he was a “Trump man” confessed to repeatedly urinating and defecating in front of a neighbor’s home because the residents "are Democrats and support Joe Biden," according to a police report.

Jerry Detrick, the accused septuagenarian serial pooper, was cited Sunday for littering after the homeowner caught him in the act around 3:15 AM in Greenville, a western Ohio city.

Investigators say that Matthew Guyette called 911 after spotting a man squatting down and relieving himself near a privet hedge outside the home Guyette, 59, shares with his husband. Upon being confronted by Guyette, the suspect got up and walked away from the property.

Based on a description provided by Guyette, police subsequently identified Detrick, a retired high school teacher, as a suspect in the predawn pooping. Detrick, seen at right, lives a couple of blocks from Guyette’s residence.

During police questioning, Detrick reportedly admitted to urinating in Guyette’s yard on May 30, and also copped to previously defecating on the victim’s property "multiple times."

Detrick, cops say, admitted targeting the home because Guyette and his spouse "are Democrats and support Joe Biden," while he is a “Trump man.” A patrolman noted that Detrick's statement "leads me to believe this incident is politically motivated."

Cited for littering, Detrick is scheduled to be arraigned June 8 on the misdemeanor count.

In a Facebook post following Detrick’s bust, Guyette wrote of an “eventful early morning” and the apprehension of “the man who’s been shitting in our front yard for the past ten years.” The pooper, Guyette noted, would leave behind “3 or 4 crumpled up restaurant napkins he used to clean himself. That was my clue that I had had a ‘visitor.’”
 
That man is just trans-pajeet. They need to respect his proud culture.
 
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You're already overdosing on TDS faggotry. I never voted for him.
But you sure are going out of your way to defend his supporters. As if it's so unlikely that a conservative or Trump supporter is a total degenerate. There's a Trump supporter on this very forum who has a chastity porn festish.
 
>septuagenarian serial pooper
Lol this sounds like an alien species.
Just like the Jan 6 riots *yawn*

Nah, you gotta lay off the cope.
>the man who’s been shitting in our front yard for the past ten years
This would have been before Trump even announced he was running. He likely just said it because his faggot neighbors are like @Muh Vagina and will go on a sperg out if anything is Trump-related. The man is a true artist of both shit and shit posting. He's the Leonardo da poopie of Ohio.
 
But you sure are going out of your way to defend his supporters. As if it's so unlikely that a conservative or Trump supporter is a total degenerate. There's a Trump supporter on this very forum who has a chastity porn festish.

I'm not defending his supporters, retard. I just believe in Occam's Razor, and this being 2021, the most likely scenario is that some Leftist faggot is trying to sabotage the reputation of their enemies.
 
I'm not defending his supporters, retard. I just believe in Occam's Razor, and this being 2021, the most likely scenario is that some Leftist faggot is trying to sabotage the reputation of their enemies.
You're white knighting a serial shitter because "liberals bad". Please reevaluate your existence.

This guy was one of yours. Die mad about it.
 
The irony of a TDS-afflicted midwit telling someone to "die mad" when they see the shadows of terrifying A&N posters behind every corner of these forums is hilarious.
I don't have TDS. Trump is a lolcow and I'm here to laugh at lolcows. Sorry that upsets you.
 
Rock salt is a much better choice. Not very lethal, but he's going to really wish he brought more TP and a change of clothes given his ass is going to be bleeding non-stop thanks to the salt's anticoagulant effects.

I've seen a few YouTube videos where rock salt can't punch through paper or cardboard.

However, the loads they sell in stores are not the only options.

If you pack your own loads, you can take a hummingbird at close range and still have edible meat.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
 
I've seen a few YouTube videos where rock salt can't punch through paper or cardboard.

However, the loads they sell in stores are not the only options.

If you pack your own loads, you can take a hummingbird at close range and still have edible meat.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Yes, but you don't need to punch through paper if the dude's got his pants down and is popping a squat.
 
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