Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Xenomorph said:
AHAHA LOOKIN LIKE A GIANT TODDLER WITH A WIG ON LMAO GORL THEM FILTERS CAN'T SAVE YOURMUSH BODY AND TROGLODITE FACE :story:

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I had to stare that for a few minutes to make sure it was Dana. Then I bleached my eyes.
The Lusty Argonian Maid said:
I’m probably incredibly late, but can we talk about how Dusty looks like an 11 year old boy giving his grandma one last kiss before they close the casket in this picture?
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I still cannot believe this fatass is only in her early twenties. I’m going to keep betting that she’ll die younger than Amber.
 
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SkyWhale said:
Maybe she pulled an 'I object'.
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Density stares up the fridge with glazed out eyes as the officiator recites their vows.
The moment the officiator asks "If anyone objects to this sped preteen boy to be wed to Shrek, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Scarecely after the officiator speaks, Big AL, (who was uninvited to the double D's wedding) will abruptly ram through the gymnasium doors with a barely functioning scooty puff as she putters down the aisle.

"I object!" Amberlynn shriek-bellows. Not far behind is Thumby, trailing obediently after her fiancee. Cue everyone looking at her.

Many of Double D's family members will stare in abject wonder as this smelly hippo in tacky earrings and Torrid clothes is thrust into their midst. A couple will snicker loudly at her theatrics.

Despite AL's protests, the two marry anyways. Cut to the reception with Big AL sobbing at a table all by her lonesome while her Benzo'd thumb despondently fetches her food from the buffet table.
 
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Owlflaps said:
Density stares up the fridge with glazed out eyes as the officiator recites their vows.
The moment the officiator asks "If anyone objects to this sped preteen boy to be wed to Shrek, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Scarecely after the officiator speaks, Big AL, (who was uninvited to the double D's wedding) will abruptly ram through the gymnasium doors with a barely functioning scooty puff as she putters down the aisle.

"I object!" Amberlynn shriek-bellows. Not far behind is Thumby, trailing obediently after her fiancee. Cue everyone looking at her.

Many of Double D's family members will stare in abject wonder as this smelly hippo in tacky earrings and Torrid clothes is thrust into their midst. A couple will snicker loudly at her theatrics.

Despite AL's protests, the two marry anyways. Cut to the reception with Big AL sobbing at a table all by her lonesome while her Benzo'd thumb despondently fetches her food from the buffet table.
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"I'm not, like, sad. They're just, like, totally, my best friends yu gaaais.'

Becky: nods in the distance.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
With no update on IG or Facebook, I am under the impression that there was no wedding last Saturday.
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I'm thinking so, too...I mean, in days of yore we had to wait weeks for wedding photos, these days most people have some instantly... I've known people to have updated their socials with wedding profile pics/status/changes of names within an hour of signing the registry, lol

We know the DD's aren't shy of plastering themselves all over social media (more's the pity) so the radio silence seems pretty sus

Their page on The Knot isn't updated, either...I did find this awful photo I've never seen before, though

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marjoram said:
weights? who the fuck knows...
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They look like big ass rain boots but since her calves are so massive she can't fit them properly so she has to roll them down in order to use them as like regular shoes. Usually people have just old shit kicker shoes they use as river shoes or for just walking around in the forest but I guess there's no cute shoes the come in the size god damn.
 
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raritycat said:
Yeah, Casey's behaviour over the past couple years is why I've started to believe ALR about being raped by the tranny ex. She's provided contradictory stories about her time with Amber (in her defense video, she said that ALR would accuse her of trying to flirt with this one girl in her apartment complex and claimed that never happened, but recently said there was a girl in the complex she would flirt with so...), she's demonstrated having no respect for the boundaries of her friends (just like Amber filming Destiny on the toilet, there's a similar video of Casey filming a girl partially naked on her YT channel), not to mention the fact that Amber didn't have anywhere to go if Casey and her mom kicked her out which would make it really easy to coerce her into things if the threat of homelessness was brought up.
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The video in question where Casey shows her friend in her underwear and laughs about it:


 
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The video in question where Casey shows her friend in her underwear and laughs about it:

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I was always a bit confused as to why the internet was so quick to believe the accused rapist in this case. Especially since she's a Troon and we all know how mentally stable they are.

Since when is 'believe the victim' not the go-to response anymore?

I guess the answer to that is when the victim is an extremely unlikeable pathological liar and the suspected perpetrator belongs to an SJW-protected social class.
 
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