StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Okay, gross. I really can't get over his fascination with fetish for babies. If you want to draw a bunch of baby furries or whatever, then okay. They're 2D fictional characters that don't actually exist. But creeping on babies and talking about how much you like their poopy diapers makes me want to throw the fuck up.

Ugh, the way he talks about babies just makes my skin crawl. There's nothing overtly sexual about what he says but that almost makes it worse.
 
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Can't believe no one's said this yet, but I've read all the way through the thread and haven't seen it.

"Strikerwolf is fat and I would not have sex with him."

Also, to answer the question about the size of his clitoris, if you look at the dick pic there's a mound of fat directly above his dick but below his gut. This protrudes more and more the bigger you get, swallowing your dick from the inside like a vacuum. In his case there's nothing showing anymore but the head, and even that disappears when he sits down. He probably pisses on himself even when he's not wearing a diaper.

On the other hand, the virginity question is also likely has the same answer. He's never penetrated anyone else, but he has penetrated through that roll of fat on top of his dick and used that as a method of masturbation. He has literally gone and fucked himself.
 
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Where's the guy that kept making the subatomic penis joke in every thread? He's finally got his chance to shine.
 
I wake up and not only has the thread more than doubled in size, there's already a dick pic. This is, bar none, the fastest moving thread I've ever seen on the farms. I keep thinking each time there's a new big cow that there's no way something could be more autistic and repulsive, yet we keep finding worse. I'm worried about how bad the next one will be.
 
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I know it's already been mentioned, but let's talk about some of the health ramifications Strikerwolf is facing:
  • Type 2 Diabetes. If he's not got the beetus already it's some sort of miracle. Simply by being the size he is, his body is going to be critically low on insulin and will be dumping sugar in whatever way it can, mostly through the urine. Put simply, if he drank his own piss, it'd probably taste sweet. He faces high likelihood of cardiovascular disease, stroke, amputation of feet/lower legs, eye damage and serious infections.
  • Gout. In his videos he shifts from foot to foot a great deal, possibly because he already has chronic accumulation of uric acid in his toes that make it agonising to put pressure on them. Even if he hasn't got it already, it's very likely he'll have it soon. Also an infection risk.
  • Sleep Apnoea. Confirmed - he's literally so fat that he can't breathe and may well simply die in his sleep, especially if he doesn't use his fucking BiPap mask properly.
  • Infertility. Granted, this isn't much of an issue when you're so completely fucking disgusting that not even a masochist would sleep with you, but having his balls so densely covered in a thick layer of fat is going to effectively cook them, rendering his sperm into weak mutants incapable of passing on his genes. Not much of a loss tbh.
  • Circulatory clusterfuck. His heart is going to be massively overworked. Taking a hot bath, having an intense wank (Hell, he might be impotent already) or walking up too many stairs could be enough for it to go kapow. Also, being that fat means that enormous build-up of cholesterol in his blood vessels is near-guaranteed.
  • Crawling in my skin. Fatties sweat, it's a fact. All that sweat, combined with poor hygiene and plenty of deep folds in the skin caused by being the size of a small whale is likely to lead to lesions, sores, abcesses and infections.
  • Hernia. Almost guaranteed for someone his size; his guts are probably already breaching what's left of his abs, making him even less mobile, fucking up his digestion even further and elevating his risk of infections even higher.
  • Liver trouble. His liver is likely almost dead with the sheer amount of fat it has to deal with.
  • Kidney trouble. All that sugar is probably beginning to crystallize in his kidneys, leading to agony and possible blood poisoning.
My money says he won't see 30.
 
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Was blasting some music while reading the thread. With apologies to Edward...

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