The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Can't wait for Kevin to post about the giant splinter he got in his amhole.

Bold of you to assume grotty Kev showers (he certainly doesn't take care of amhole anyway)

 

[Ghostse]

no one has mentioned that it's made of wood and will likely mold very quickly. gross shower is gross.

Edit: The sheet board is OSB, orientated strand board, a cheaper alternative to plywood, it's pretty waterproof and this looks like it's been painted which will help seal the surface. It's going to get mouldy and look like shit but in these conditions it may last a season or two?
I reckon they'll abandon this thing long before it's fucked through use (fucked through poor workmanship is another matter), their attention span seems short

If they get the wood off the ground, for where they are, a simple wood shower would last a few years even without treatment. Colorado air is very thin and dry, meaning moisture evaporates very readily. It also gets down to freezing most nights of the year, which will kill or retard mold growth. As stated before, the shower will be unusable past autumn, maybe even before, and probably not usable again until late spring, so that is several months the wood would have to dry out. Even if its just basicbitch plywood, it'll last a few seasons at least before the mold starts to get bad.

Of course all that is off the table with the wood literally resting on the wet earth of the shower. The shower will hold moisture, and the moist soil will activate & attract decomposers. Its more likely that it'll be come host to some sort of insect(s) attracted by the moist soil before the mold gets bad; insects that will start gettign aggigated when the shower floods them with water. Nothing I want more when naked and soapy than a bunch of bugs trying to crawl up the walls and away from pooling water around me. Don't kinkshame.

 

[White Devil]

Makes sense, I've seen paintball/airsoft players rocking some cheap wish.com ones, but usually not as a fashion accessory outside the playing field.

If this becomes a new fashion trend, I'm all up for it. Thanks for making the look popular, Kanye!
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I've seen airsofters with more gucci gear than I have, and I actually have to use my shit. People go all out for airsoft I've since learned, buying $300 Crye clothing like its nothing just for a game, putting real accessories on their airsoft guns, getting actual ballistic helmets. Shit is fucking bonkers.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

To get a foot in the door with a competitve AEG you should expect to spend $800. Airsoft is nuts my dude, and if you want to see real crazy shit look up MILSIM West.

 

[voidBits]

Nothing is square, not the shower, not the fence, and it all looks like it's going to collapse with a good storm.

I guess that will be the next begging arc for griftbux. "Save the Tranch! The evil Nazis are controlling the weather!"

Yup it's so fucking retarded and shitty, the pallet on the floor will rot and sink into the quagmire for a start (edit: see @Ghostse above)

Though I really think I'm sperging over nothing
They'll shower once or twice for the novelty then never use it again

And I reckon it's a grifting prop anyway:

"oh looks we're so hardy and rough n ready with our shower even hobos would laugh at"

"oh you poor dears, we know you're brave boys and like this stuff but here's another $100,000"

"don't mind if we do"

cue overtime for the next two months at the nearest Amazon distribution center

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I've seen airsofters with more gucci gear than I have, and I actually have to use my shit. People go all out for airsoft I've since learned, buying $300 Crye clothing like its nothing just for a game, putting real accessories on their airsoft guns, getting actual ballistic helmets. Shit is fucking bonkers.

Seen few of those on reddit, here the airsofters are usually more of the budget variety. Also there's the usual few guys at the range who show up wearing their gucci gear, some of them are pretty entertaining. One guy had a small machete strapped to his leg. Damn nigga, this isn't Cambodia.

 

[White Devil]

Seen few of those on reddit, here the airsofters are usually more of the budget variety. Also there's the usual few guys at the range who show up wearing their gucci gear, some of them are pretty entertaining. One guy had a small machete strapped to his leg. Damn nigga, this isn't Cambodia.

I hope you've seen this before:

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I hope you've seen this before:

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Hey, eating too many doritos and not being able to fit into your $2,300 plate carrier before the most important game of the season is a struggle 99% of people will in fact never face.

That being said, at least the airsoft players are making more practical use of their gear than the tranchers. I'm very confident that the first time they try to draw from those leg holsters in an actual scenario, one gun will get dropped and another trancher will shoot himself in the leg.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Hey, eating too many doritos and not being able to fit into your $2,300 plate carrier before the most important game of the season is a struggle 99% of people will in fact never face.

That being said, at least the airsoft players are making more practical use of their gear than the tranchers. I'm very confident that the first time they try to draw from those leg holsters in an actual scenario, one gun will get dropped and another trancher will shoot himself in the leg.

It makes me wonder whether they've ever actually practiced with their expensive weapons outside of LARPs for interviewers and photographers. I suspect they'll be forced to rely on Kevryn's extensive Overwatch experience during their Waco moment.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hey, eating too many doritos and not being able to fit into your $2,300 plate carrier before the most important game of the season is a struggle 99% of people will in fact never face.

That being said, at least the airsoft players are making more practical use of their gear than the tranchers. I'm very confident that the first time they try to draw from those leg holsters in an actual scenario, one gun will get dropped and another trancher will shoot himself in the leg.

Spoiler: oof

 

[UVB-76]

Spoiler: the other alpaca from Mullacott is okay, by the way

I saw the same "deflated alpaca" pic today but with the update.

People go all out for airsoft I've since learned

There's an interesting clip from the guys at SOE Gear, they say at one point they were shipping 60k worth of gear to Japan every month.
From 18:20 to 20:20

Spoiler: airsoft warriors segment

 

[AprilRains]

Spoiler: oof

Excellent reference, but let's have the musical version!

Spoiler

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Yeah, actually this is possibly one of the most stupid things
I'm surprised it hasn't been pulled apart yet
I'm hoping they've actually done something about this though, even a shitty trench as a run off

If the shower is used with any regularity, (strong doubt but lets pretend they aren't what we know them to be)
and even if it's used only once in a blue moon, it's pretty dumb to have a pool of grey water where you live.

The water will start pooling and the entrance to the shower will be muddy and pretty unappealing quite quickly
Look at the pics, I think the shower may be on the other side to the garden, but no matter, they have chairs and that by the shower, so it's obviously a used space
The ground is compacted with lots of dust and shit, the water will sit and it will get pretty rank
But when it all gets too muddy, they'll throw some boards and planks down to cover it
Lazy fucking half ass stoners

It's so fucking regressive and again, belligerent, to do pig headed shit like this
It's ignoring basic principles that have been around for thousands of years
There are some easy solutions.

Basic:

Dig a hole beneath, fill it with shingle and cover over​

Shape the land around so it all falls to the soakaway​

Carry on as you are​

Bit more advanced:

Buy, find, get a shower tray, you need something very basic, they cost fuck all.​

Fit a trap that costs cents and some 32mm pipe and send the water away.​

Run the pipe above or below ground, except for the ideal solution it doesn't matter how you do it, as long as it has a fall.​

Now once you've sent the water away, you either just let it go somewhere away from circulation spaces and where you live, or you do like above and build a soakaway​

OR, MISTER FUCKING PERMACULTURIST JARROD
You have the shower tray and the pipe above ground, but you collect your run-off and use it in the garden you have conveniently nearby,
larping bloody spergs

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Anyone else notice the grill 2 feet away from hay bales? But I'm sure that tiny-ass fire extinguisher will help when the whole bale goes up in flames.

 

[Garm]

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Imagine slapping something together like this, stepping back and looking at it, and thinking "this is something that I need to show to the rest of the world". Hell your average highschool student could easily put that to shame in a week or two during their wood shop classes. This is some straight up hobo-tier carpentry. I'd say that he should feel embarrassed with this level of craftsmanship, but we all know that none of the tranchers are capable of feeling shame.

My families grain bins are held together with what could be described as "load bearing paint" and even this is below our standards.

 

[Bananadana]

All i can think of after seeing that "shower" is that if these guys would have put half the time that went into all of these superfluous countryside-larp arts&crafts projects into the actual farmwork, then the animals would still be alive and the terrain would not look like the surface of mars. Or at least put bit of effort into the "shooting-berm" so their neighbors dont have to pick up the mail behind a ballistic shield. Or you know, clean the stove once in a while.
But no, if it wont result in something you can post on twitter, then it wont be done.

You would think farm-life is about producing some organic products. Or raising animals. Or even just simple self-sufficiency.
But here, "farm-life" is about producing bad social media content to power the grift and larp,
and the gang desperately needs the grocery store for every single thing they eat, drink, wear and use because they cant be bothered to do any actual ranch/farm work.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Anybody who knows what they're doing could build a better (outdoor shower, pallet fence, any other thing these fools attempt) out of the tools I keep in my bucket for work. Primarily a Silky Tsubasa handsaw, a small hatchet, a good framing hammer, speed square, measuring tape, Makita impact driver, mini sledge hammer, three chisels, a cat's paw. Add in a string line, 4 foot level, 2 foot square, 42 inch crowbar, 8 pound sledge, skill saw and sawzall if you want to get really wild and you're basically at "building a small cabin" with minimum power requirements.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

What is Jarrod thinking with that shower? No way 18 of them can fit in there...

 

[stupid frog]

Can't wait for Kevin to post about the giant splinter he got in his amhole.

Kevin's an inside troon; don't be stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin's an inside troon; don't be stupid.

I love how the troon ranch has already descended into a pure caste system where you have the troons who bathe indoors, and the troons who get to shower in cold water in a barbaric shit shower designed and built by a pathetic, drooling lunatic.

 

[Trianon]

I love how the troon ranch has already descended into a pure caste system where you have the troons who bathe indoors, and the troons who get to shower in cold water in a barbaric shit shower designed and built by a pathetic, drooling lunatic.

"The creatures outside looked from man to troon, and from troon to alpaca, and from alpaca to am hole, but already it was impossible to say which was which."